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December 1, 2014
Brown family attorney Benjamin Crump on Ferguson case prosecutor: "A first-year law student would have done a better job."....Rep. Steve King on President Obama: "[Thinks] he can completely destroy the rule of law with the stroke of a pen."....House Speaker John Boehner on Obama: "Undermines the rule of law in our country and places lives at risk."....Sarah Palin: "We'll survive this president. The question is [dramatic pause] can we survive the people who voted for him, twice?"....GOP staffer Elizabeth Lauten on Malia and Sasha Obama: "Try showing a little class...Act like being in the White House matters to you. Dress like you deserve respect."....Jerry Seinfeld on accepting an honorary Clio Award from the ad industry: "I love advertising because I love lying...I think trying to spend your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy."....Stephen Colbert: "My great-grandfather did not come here from Ireland to see this country overrun by immigrants."....

November 18, 2014
Jon Stewart on Sean Hannity: "Probably the most loathsome dude over there [at Fox]...Pure cynicism."....Hannity on Stewart: "Has his head so far up Obama's ass he cannot see clearly."....Fox News' Howard Kurtz on Ronan Farrow: "My nine-year-old daughter could've conducted a better interview with Jonathan Gruber."....NY County Sheriff officer Shawn Glans, to someone filming him arguing loudly with the driver of a car in a parking lot: "I'll rip your f***ing head off and s*** down your neck."....Andy Borowitz: "100,000 people signed up for Obamacare in a single day, which must be a record for something the Republicans say nobody wants."....

November 7, 2014
Erick Erickson on the election: "Americans just won back control of America."....economist Ben Stein on Obama: "The most racist president there has ever been in America."....radio host Michael Savage on the Obama Administration: "Preparing for nothing less than the next civil war...This entire federal government is geared up to fight a war against white people."....Fox News host Sean Hannity on Obama post-election press conference: "Breathtaking arrogance."....Fox News host Katie Pavlich on Obama: "Just doesn't give a damn about last night's election."....author and former Navy SEAL Matt Bissonnette on rejection by former commander and teammates: "They don't call it SEAL Team Six-Year-Old for nothing."....Michael Jordan on Obama: "A shitty golfer...A hack."....

October 31, 2014
Putin spokesman Dmitry Peskov on U.S. journalists reporting that the Russian president may have health problems: "They should shut their trap."....NJ Gov. Chris Christie at press event, to man criticizing the slow post-Sandy response: "Sit down, and shut up."....Israeli defense minister Yoshe Yaalon on John Kerry: "Obsessive and messianic."....anonymous Obama administration official on Israeli PM Netanyahu: "A chickenshit...He's got no guts."....SCLC co-founder Rev. Joseph Lowery on Internet Crosscheck program to scrub voter rolls: "Jim Crow all over again."....UC Berkeley student petition for preventing Bill Maher from speaking on campus: "A blatant bigot and racist."....RNC ad: "What's President Obama doing? Making plans to bring terrorists from Guantanamo to our country. Ignoring the Constitution, Congress, and the American people."....Rep. Mick Mulvaney on GOP: "We've never told folks what we stand for. We've told them that we're not Obama."....Hannibal Burress on Bill Cosby: "Has the f***ing smuggest old black man public persona, that I hate: 'Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the 80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom.' Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple of notches."....

October 24, 2014
Former CIA director Leon Panetta on Congress: "Has a hard time trying to find the bathrooms in the capital."....Russian Tennis Federation president Shamil Tarpishchev on Serena and Venus: "The Williams brothers."....David Horowitz: "There's no community that's more racist in America than the black community. And everybody knows it, but nobody will say it."....Chris Brown on Ebola: "A form of population control."....WI Gov. Scott Walker on the minimum wage: "I don't think it serves a purpose."....NJ Gov. Chris Christie: "I'm tired of hearing about the minimum wage. I really am."....Ann Coulter on GOP appeal to Hispanics: "Instead of constantly sucking up to a group of people who will never vote for you, how about appealing to the other voters who are just going to say home and say 'Screw you.'"....Glenn Beck on Hillary Clinton: "You want to talk about a woman who won't stand up for herself, a woman who is repeatedly insulted and treated like trash while her husband is out philandering and hooking up with any hot woman, anything that moves in a skirt? You want to talk about something humiliating to women, it's the way she allows herself to be treated."....NY congressional challenger Nan Hayworth on her opponent: "Sean Maloney is full of baloney."....

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