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August 15, 2018
Trump on U.S.: "We're the laughingstock of the world."....White House on Amarosa Manigault-Newman's book: "Riddled with lies."....Trump on Omarosa: "A crazed, crying lowlife...Vicious, but not smart...Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!"....Geraldo Rivera on Omarosa: "A bully, back-stabber, and bigmouth."....Omarosa: "Donald Trump is a con and has been masquerading as someone who is actually open to engaging with diverse communities...I was complicit with this White House deceiving this nation."....Ann Coulter on Trump: "All the people who would have been so great in the White House...But no, it has to be people from 'The Apprentice' and his kids."....James Woods on Michael Avenatti: "The real diapered,hot air balloon."....Trump on Jeff Sessions: "If we had a real Attorney General, this Witch Hunt would never have been started!"....Rudy Giuliani on James Comey: "A big liar."....Rush Limbaugh on CNN: "People who could not wear [Trump's] underwear, couldnot do in 10 years what Trump does in an average day."....CNN host Don Lemon on Trump: "Traffics in racism and is fueled by bullying."....Trump on Lemon: "The dumbest man on television."....Lemon: "Who's the real dummy? A man who puts kids in classrooms or one who puts kids in cages?"....Laura Ingraham: "Massive demographic changes have been foisted on the American people, and they are changes that none of us ever voted for and most of us don't like...The America we know and love doesn't exist any more."....former George W. Bush deputy WH secretary Tony Fratto: "Massive demographic changes? This country was built on massive demographic changes."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "The only Collusion and Obstruction was by Crooked Hillary, the Democrats and the DNC!"....former Dubya senior adviser Karl Rove on Trump using "enemy of the people": "That is a phrase that was used by Stalin against enemies of the Communist regime. I think the president would be well advised to tone down the rhetoric."....Trump on reporters: "Why can't they play it straight? So unfair to the Republican Party, and in particular your favorite president!"....Trump to veterans group: "Don't believe the crap you see from these people, the Fake News...What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening."....Dan Rather: "Whenever I see Donald Trump rail against 'Fake News' or call us 'the enemy of the people' I think, 'You can't handle the truth. You may not like it, but the press is protected by the Constitution (you know, that document you swore to preserve, protect, and defend?).'"....Stephen King on Space Force: "Possibly the dumbest idea out of Trump's admittedly dumb head so far."....Trump on Koch Brothers: "Have become a total joke in real Republican circles...I don't need their money or bad ideas."....Trump: "[Don Lemon] made LeBron James look smart, which isn't easy to do."....James on Trump: "He is dividing us. And what I've noticed over the last months [is] that he's used sport to divide us, and that's something that I can't relate to."....Pastor Kevin Swanson on CA fires: "God is burning down California in 2017 and 2018 after about 25 years of leading the pack to legitimize the sin of homosexuality in that state."....Trump on Washington, D.C.: "You have a lot of bad people in Washington...I had no idea how evil some of them are."....Rudy Giuliani: "All of the other pundits are completely wrong."....Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "The president has been incredibly tough on Russia. I'm not sure why that is so hard for the media to write about. We've repeated it time and time again."....George Will: "Collusion with Russia is hiding in plain sight."....Seth Meyers on Trump: "A racist with a rotted-out soul."....Bill Maher on Fox News: "The enema of the people."....

July 30, 2018
Rudy Giuliani on Mueller investigation: "They don't have a goddamn thing."....Trump on mainstream media: "Don't believe the crap you see from these people -- the fake news."....John Podhoretz on Rep. Mark Meadows: "You are a slanderous garbage hauler and a disgrace."....Don Lemon: "Donald Trump's presidency can be defined by lies."....Trump on WaPo and NYT: "Do nothing but write bad stories."....Steve Bannon on the Kochs: "They were the first people to put the knife in [Trump's] back...What they have to do is shut up and support the program, okay?"....Jeanine Pirro on her appearance on 'The View': "Those cocksuckers!"....Giuliani on Michael Cohen: "A really bad guy...A scumbag."....former CIA director John Brennan: "The Russians will feign sincerity better than anyone I've ever dealt with in my life...I think Mr. Trump is not sophisticated enough, unfortunately, to deal with these foreign leaders in a manner that is going to protect U.S. national security interests. I think he's naive in these issues."....Trump: "I have no confidence in a guy like Brennan. I think he's a total low-life."....former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper on Trump: "Assaulting the values and institutions and standards of this country which collectively we spent decades defending."....Trump on Clapper: "All of a sudden he's gone haywire. Because they've got to him and they probably got him to say things that he doesn't even mean."....Clapper: "It's reached the point...it's almost a badge of honor when the president sees fit to go after you."....George Will on Trump: "Speaks English as though it is a second language that he learned from someone who learned English last week."....Sen. John McCain on Trump in Helsinki: "The damage inflicted by President Trump's naiveté, egotism, false equivalence, and sympathy for autocrats is difficult to calculate."....Meghan McCain: "Acted like a pathetic puppy who was completely neutered."....Joe Scarborough: "Looked like a weak, dumpy stooge to a KGB spy...No rational president would act this way if he weren't being blackmailed on some level."....Walter Isaacson: "Donald Trump just surrendered the Cold War."....Boston Globe columnist Michael A. Cohen: "Trump is a clear and present danger to U.S. national security."....Rep. Adam Schiff: "Shameful."....former U.N. Ambassador Samantha Power: "Indefensible."....David Corn: "Useful idiot."....Sen. Tammy Duckworth: "Shocking and disgraceful."....CNN's John King: "The Surrender Summit."....former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright: "The gift that keeps giving to Putin...What went on in that meeting where nobody was?"....Trump on coverage of his Putin meeting: "The Fake News is going crazy."....Michael Moore: "I'm so sorry the Commander-in-Chief is a traitor."....Bette Midler on Trump threat to Iran: "It's all just a distraction from his treasonous Helsinki appearance."....Trump on mainstream media: "Driven insane by their Trump Derangement Syndrome."....Obama: "Politicians have always lied, but it used to be that if you caught them lying, they'd be like, 'Oh, man.' Now they just keep on lying!"....Trump on Mueller investigation: "The Witch Hunt is an illegal Scam!"....

July 16, 2018
Trump: "Germany is totally controlled by Russia...A captive of Russia."....Trump on Russia-US relations: "I think we've all been foolish. I think we're all to blame."....Trump on Mueller investigation, which has secured indictments or guilty pleas from 32 individuals: "A disaster for our country...There was no collusion at all. Everybody knows it. This was a clean campaign."....Sen. Chris Murphy on Europe trip: "One giant middle finger from President Trump to his own country. Just jaw dropping."....Drudge Report on Finland meeting: "Putin Dominates in Hel."....former CIA director John Brennan on Trump-Putin press conference: "Rises to and exceeds the threshold of 'high crimes and misdemeanors.' It was nothing short of treasonous. Not only were Trump's comments imbecilic, he is wholly in the pocket of Putin. Republican Patriots: Where are you?"....Sen. John McCain: "No prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant...One of the most disgraceful performances by an American president in memory."....Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman Bob Corker: "Made us look as a nation more like a pushover."....Fox News' Neil Cavuto: "Disgusting."....Sen. Jeff Flake: "Shameful."....Fox Business Network anchor Trish Regan: "Horrible...Our president was not defending us and honoring his intelligence community."....Meghan McCain: "I'm horrified."....former Secretary of Defense Chuck Hegel: "[Trump] failed America today. He failed America, our interests, in every way...It's a sad day for the world."....Fox Business Network's Ashley Webster on Trump: "Outmaneuvered."....Charles M. Blow: "America is being betrayed by its own president. America is under attack and its president absolutely refuses to defend it. Simply put, Trump is a traitor and may well be treasonous."....Trump on FBI agent Peter Strzok: "A disgrace to our country."....Ann Coulter on Strzok: "A smug little putz."....Sarah Palin on Sacha Baron Cohen: "Evil, exploitive, sick 'humor.'"....Clive Irving on Fox News: "Serving basically as a state propaganda machine so sycophantic and so malign that Mussolini would have found it exemplary."....San Bernardino County Deputy District Attorney Michael Selyem on Rep. Maxine Waters: "Being a loud-mouthed c*** in the ghetto you think someone would have shot this b**** by now."....Stephen Colbert: "I have an agent, and he doesn't do as much for me as Trump does for Russia."....

July 10, 2018
Trump on Mueller investigation: "Bias, lying and hate by the investigators, people want the investigators investigated. A total scam."....Rudy Giuliani on Mueller: "The most corrupt investigation I have ever seen."....NY Daily News on Trump: "The clown who plays king."....Clive Irving: "Every day Trump tests this republic's defenses against a demagogue."....DNC Chairman Tom Perez on Janus ruling: "Another decision that, in my judgment, will live in infamy...The rule of law has been replaced by the rule of Trump."....Justice Elena Kagan on SC's Janus ruling: "Black-robed rulers overriding citizens' choices...The First Amendment was meant for better things."....Jon Stewart on Trump: "No matter what you do, it always comes with an extra layer of gleeful cruelty and dickishness."....GOP state Rep. David McSweeney on GOP congressional candidate and Holocaust denier Arthur Jones: "A complete nutcase. He's a Nazi."....Fox News' Juan Williams on Sean Hannity: "You have a Sean Hannity agenda. I think you're running this presidency."....Hannity: "This is what CNN fake news says, and they're lying every night."....Trump driver Noel Cintron on his employer: "An utterly callous display of unwarranted privilege and entitlement and without even a minimal sense of noblesse oblige...Has not given his personal driver a meaningful raise in over 12 years!"....Trump: "Crazy Maxine Waters, said by some to be one of the most corrupt people in politics."....John Cleese on the term "snowflake": "I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy."....Seth Meyers on Trump: "Dude, get a therapist."....

June 27, 2018
Trump on Rep. Maxine Waters: "An extraordinarily low IQ person."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "The Witch Hunt has turned out to be a scam!"....Trump on Stephen Colbert: "Low-life...No talent."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "A total sham!"....Trump on SC Rep. Mark Sanford: "A nasty guy."....Trump on Jimmy Kimmel: "That guy's terrible."....Charles M. Blow on Trump separation policy: "Barbaric...an outgrowth of his own cruel personality...An immoral act of an immoral man."....Joe Scarborough on Trump: "He's been openly racist...He will be forever remembered as the president who traumatized little children. That's his brand now."....Bruce Springsteen on separation policy: "Has left a dark stain on the history of our nation."....James Comey: "What kind of people are we, for God sakes!"....Trump on US immigration policy pre-Trump: "Laughed at all over the world."....George Will on House Speaker Paul Ryan and other GOP members of Congress: "The president's poodles."....Rep. Keith Ellison on SC Justice Neil Gorsuch: "Has done just what his paymasters sent him there to do."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "The Russian Witch Hunt is rigged!"....Trump on Red Hen restaurant turning away WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Should focus more on cleaning its filthy canopies, doors and windows (badly needs a paint job)..."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "Totally discredited and very expensive."....Trump: "Democrats want open borders, where anyone can come into our country and stay."....Trump on PA Rep. Conor Lamb: "Lamb the Sham."....Trump: "Cryin' Chuck Schumer."....Trump on NAFTA and WTO: "The worst trade deals every made."....George Will on Corey Lewandowski and Stephen Miller: "Just as a magnet attracts iron filings, Trump attracts, and is attracted to, louts."....billionaire activist Tom Steyer on Trump: "A lawless president."....Jessica Valenti on Trump: "The most brash, offensive and foul-mouthed president in history."....Pittsburg Post-Gazette editor-in-chief John Robinson Block on firing editorial cartoonist Rob Rogers: "He's just become too angry for his health or his own good...I wanted clever and funny instead of angry and mean."....GOP strategist Steve Schmidt on quitting his party: "Corrupt, indecent, and immoral...Filled with feckless cowards."....Ann Coulter on GOP: "We need to disband...It's for the rich. It's for the donors...The swamp has been moving in."....Seth Meyers on WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "When are you going to start telling the truth?"....Ian Karmel: "I can't believe there's a President who has sex with porn stars and wants a space force and I still hate him."....

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