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September 5, 2014
former House Majority leader Tom DeLay on Obama: "Hates war, hates the military...Incompetent...I can't say for sure whether he's a Christian or not, but he has shown over the last few years that he has great sympathies with Islam."....Sen. Rand Paul on Obama administration: "Flailing about wildly."....former Justice Dept. official John Yoo on Paul: "The last thing the Republican Party needs is its own version of George McGovern."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "A tyrant."....DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz on WI Gov. Scott Walker: "Has given women the back of his hand."....GOP Sen. Deb Fischer on Schultz comment: "Women deserve better than this garbage."....'Duck Dynasty' patriarch Phil Robertson on gays: "Full or murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless."....

August 28, 2014
Fox News host Andrea Tantaros on Eric Holder: "One of the biggest race-baiters in the entire country. He runs that DOJ like the Black Panthers would."....NBC News president Deborah Turness on NBC News: "Hadn't kept up with the times in all sorts of ways, for maybe 15 years...I think the organization had gone to sleep."....Former Time senior exec: "Time Inc. is like Iraq. It's a dire situation."....Prince Charles on Putin and Ukraine: "Is doing just about the same as Hitler."....McCain on Obama administration: "Feckless."....Roger Simon on Obama: "Seems wrapped in his aloofness as a protective blanket to keep the outside from getting in."....Simon Maloy on Maureen Dowd: "Lazy pundits like Dowd focus on golf and treat politics like an Aaron Sorkin movie because criticizing political theater is easy and eye-catching."....

August 22, 2014
Bill O'Reilly: "NBC News pays Al Sharpton to deliver garbage."....Pat Buchanan on the U.S. Attorney General and Ferguson: "In Eric Holder's mind, the verdict already seems in."....Maureen Dowd on Obama: "A wet blanket."....Rush Limbaugh on Robin Williams: "To kill yourself is one way to get the media to spend a lot of time talking about you, if you want to be talked about. I hope it doesn't spawn a bunch of copycats."....Lewis Black on Limbaugh: "Your statements were beyond cruel and stupid...You are an idiot."....Obama on ISIS: "Has no ideology of any value to human beings."....Sherman Alexie on Redskins mascot: "It's a racist mascot, created in a racist time, by a racist owner. The only thing that keeps it going is that sports fans end up treating their teams like church."....Jonathan Chait on Gov. Rick Perry and his indictment: "Perry may not be much smarter than a ham sandwich, but he is exactly as guilty as one."....Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright on the world: "A mess."....

July 24, 2014
House Speaker John Boehner on Affordable Care Act: "Completely unworkable. It cannot be fixed."....Sen. John McCain on U.S. Ukraine policy: "It's just been cowardly."....Sen. Marco Rubio on Hillary Clinton: "A 20th century candidate."....Mike Huckabee, on Kerry suggestion that Israel could do more to avoid civilian deaths in Gaza: "Idiotic."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Obama: "The king of indecision."....TV critic Robert Bianco on "Married": "The kind of vulgar, pointless, laugh-free, male-centric trash that 'Louie' might have been were Louis C.K. totally devoid of talent and sense."....

July 17, 2014
Rand Paul on Rick Perry: "Apparently his new glasses haven't altered his perception of the world, or allowed him to see it any more clearly."....Todd Akin on the Republican establishment: "They didn't leave me on the battlefield, they came back and made sure to make sure I was dead."....TX Republican congressional nominee Larry Smith: "If the majority of Muslims are peace-loving then as a well-traveled man I should have met one by now."....'Outfoxed' filmmaker Robert Greenwald: "There is a truth, there are facts, and none of them are on Fox."....CNBC's Steve Liesman on Tea Party inspirer Rick Santelli: "It's impossible for you to have been more wrong. Every single piece of advice you gave would have lost people money."....Brittney Cooper on Iggy Azalea: "The Joel Chandler Harris of Hip Hop."....Bill Maher: "Hank Paulson may be over the [unkillable zombie lie] about climate change being a hoax, but it's still good enough for Sean Hannity. Who then gets quoted by Michele Bachmann. Who forms the intellectual core of the thinking of Victoria Jackson. And when you think the zombie lie has finally gone to die at the idea hospice of the absolutely stupidest people on Earth, there it is being retweeted by Donald Trump."....

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