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October 3, 2014
Leon Panetta joke excised from Gridiron speech due to Cheney's ill health at the time: "Looking back on my career, I've been a Republican, a congressman, and White House chief of staff, and a defense secretary. Come to think of it, I've done everything that Dick Cheney has done. Except the guy I made sure got shot in the face was Osama bin Laden."....Rep. Steven F. Lynch to Secret Service Director Julia Pierson, testifying before House panel: "I wish to God you protected the White House like you're protecting your reputation here today."....Fox News Channel co-host Greg Gutfeld on Obama: "Bashes FNC more than ISIS, and we don't behead anybody."....Quincy Jones: "Today, being a pop star is about two things: personality and scandal. Every time someone puts out an album now, you get a DUI or shoot somebody. It's a problem."....Steve Steward on U2's free Apple album: "It's like Guy Fieri showing up at a restaurant and quietly setting a chili dog onto everyone's plate, because who doesn't love chili dogs?"....

September 26, 2014
Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy on same-sex marriage: "Humiliating families and humiliating people who love the family."....Karl Rove on AG Eric Holder: "A partisan hack...Good riddance."....Charles Krauthammer on Obama: "Clearly a narcissist."....Energy corp. exec Robert Murray: "The insane, regal administration of King Obama."....ESPN'S Keith Olbermann on NFL commish Roger Goodell: "An enabler of men who beat women."....ESPN's Bill Simmons: "How the hell does Roger Goodell still have a job?"....Julian Assange: "Every time you go to a party and take a picture and post that picture on Facebook, you're being a rat. You're being a narc."....John Cusack on Hollywood: "It's a whorehouse and people go mad."....John Oliver on Donald Trump: "A clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy."....

September 15, 2014
Former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger on Obama ISIS speech: "Welcomed the responsibilities of American leadership. We've not heard that from him before."....Sarah Palin: "He is so inconsistent in leading a failed agenda that it's virtually impossible to put any hope in his new promises."....Rush Limbaugh: "Embarrassing...Incompetence on parade."....Philip Gourvitch: "A swirl of contradiction and swagger."....Glen Beck on Obama: "He has erased eight years of what that office means."....Sen. Rand Paul on Syria: "A jihadist wonderland."....Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow: "If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."....

September 5, 2014
former House Majority leader Tom DeLay on Obama: "Hates war, hates the military...Incompetent...I can't say for sure whether he's a Christian or not, but he has shown over the last few years that he has great sympathies with Islam."....Sen. Rand Paul on Obama administration: "Flailing about wildly."....former Justice Dept. official John Yoo on Paul: "The last thing the Republican Party needs is its own version of George McGovern."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "A tyrant."....DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz on WI Gov. Scott Walker: "Has given women the back of his hand."....GOP Sen. Deb Fischer on Schultz comment: "Women deserve better than this garbage."....'Duck Dynasty' patriarch Phil Robertson on gays: "Full or murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless."....

August 28, 2014
Fox News host Andrea Tantaros on Eric Holder: "One of the biggest race-baiters in the entire country. He runs that DOJ like the Black Panthers would."....NBC News president Deborah Turness on NBC News: "Hadn't kept up with the times in all sorts of ways, for maybe 15 years...I think the organization had gone to sleep."....Former Time senior exec: "Time Inc. is like Iraq. It's a dire situation."....Prince Charles on Putin and Ukraine: "Is doing just about the same as Hitler."....McCain on Obama administration: "Feckless."....Roger Simon on Obama: "Seems wrapped in his aloofness as a protective blanket to keep the outside from getting in."....Simon Maloy on Maureen Dowd: "Lazy pundits like Dowd focus on golf and treat politics like an Aaron Sorkin movie because criticizing political theater is easy and eye-catching."....

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