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January 16, 2015
Gov. Chris Christie on NJ reporters: "Could you find a group of more self-consumed people?....If they want to act like children, let them act like children."....Rep. Alan Grayson: "For a five-month period that ended [last week], every single elected Republican in Congress was a white Christian...GOP motto: "We're monochromatic!"....John Boehner on Obama's executive orders on immigration: "An affront to the rule of law and the Constitution."....Erick Erickson on dead Paris terrorists: "Wrap their bodies in the carcasses of pigs."....George Lopez on Erik Estrada: "You want to put credits together? You want to put television shows together, or overall how much money we've made in our careers? I'll f*** that mother****er up."....Liam Neeson: "There's over 300 million guns, privately owned, in America. I think it's a f***ing disgrace."....

January 9, 2015
Mike Huckabee on Jay Z: "Is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object."....Bill Maher: "There are no great religions; they're all stupid and dangerous."....PETA on Sarah Palin: "Hard-hearted...Bizarrely callous...She knows PETA about as well as she knows geography."....North Korea on the U.S.: "Inveterate repugnancy and hostility."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on the economy: "Works well for about 10 percent of the people."....GOP Rep. Mick Mulvaney on effort to oust Boehner as Speaker: "Driven as much by talk radio as by a thoughtful and principled effort to make a change."....Rep. Alan Grayson: "Judging by whom it elects to Congress, the GOP is now the White Christian Party."....Emma Stone on Game of Thrones: "A joke show."....

December 28, 2014
North Korea's National Defense Commission on Obama: "Always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest."....George Packer on Congress: "A stagnant pool where things turn fetid."....David Brooks on TNR owner Chris Hughes: "Callow and incompetent."....David Frum on 2016: "In this magnificent land of opportunity, anyone can aspire to the presidency, provided only that an immediate relative had the job already."....Bill Kristol on SONY dropping "The Interview": "Could be...a signpost in a collapse of civilizational courage."....Mark Fiore on SONY: "So, we don't negotiate with terrorists if they threaten to kill hostages, but if someone releases nasty emails about Angelina Jolie, we will do exactly as they say."....Rush Limbaugh on America: "The culture is rotting away."....Sophia A. McClennen on Limbaugh: "Seems to have a never-ending ability to spit bile at his fellow citizens."....

December 8, 2014
Slate on Nancy Grace: "The most ridiculous human being on the planet."....Ayelet Waldman on her novel not making the 100 Notable Books list: "F*** the f***ing New York Times."....Geraldo on haters responding to his comments supporting Obama immigration move: "I'm turning your posts over to Fox News and Facebook authorities because you little pieces of s*** hiding in the shadows of your mother's basement deserve no less."....Erica Jagger on ads aimed at middle-aged women: "I don't mind being fifty-two. I mind being bombarded with messages that menopause is going to make me her bitch, that it's time to trade in my thongs for Depends, and that I'm more likely to hold hands with my man in tandem hammocks than fornicate in every room in the house."....Anne Lamott on the Tea Party: "Some of the angriest, most hateful people on earth, and they're backed by what they think is the Scripture. The Scripture is 180 degrees away from that."....Rush Limbaugh: "The left is one of the most racist, biased, bigoted bunch of people you run into."....Chris Rock: "In America, if you fraudulently sell cigarettes the cops will literally kill you, but if you fraudulently sell mortgages you will get a bonus."....Mike Ditka on objections to using 'Redskins': "So stupid it's appalling."....

December 1, 2014
Brown family attorney Benjamin Crump on Ferguson case prosecutor: "A first-year law student would have done a better job."....Rep. Steve King on President Obama: "[Thinks] he can completely destroy the rule of law with the stroke of a pen."....House Speaker John Boehner on Obama: "Undermines the rule of law in our country and places lives at risk."....Sarah Palin: "We'll survive this president. The question is [dramatic pause] can we survive the people who voted for him, twice?"....GOP staffer Elizabeth Lauten on Malia and Sasha Obama: "Try showing a little class...Act like being in the White House matters to you. Dress like you deserve respect."....Jerry Seinfeld on accepting an honorary Clio Award from the ad industry: "I love advertising because I love lying...I think trying to spend your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy."....Stephen Colbert: "My great-grandfather did not come here from Ireland to see this country overrun by immigrants."....

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