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June 17, 2015
Jon Stewart on Trump announcement: "Over half an hour of the most beautifully ridiculous jib-jabber ever to pour forth from the mouth of a bats**t billionaire."....Trump on Obamacare: "You have to get hit by a tractor, literally a tractor, to use it."....Trump on U.S. political leaders: "Losers...[China's] leaders are much smarter than our leaders."....Trump on Obama: "He's not a leader. He's a negative force."....P.J. O'Rourke on Trump: "Crazier than all the other candidates put together."....Trump on the American Dream: "Dead.".... Jeb Bush: "How the hell can you vote for this guy?"....Trump: "Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."....DNC on Trump: "He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field."....

June 10, 2015
Donald Trump on George Will: "Exhausted, boring, and not even a little relevant."....Elinor Burkett on Caitlyn Jenner: "Nail polish does not a woman make."....Trump on Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio: "Assholes."....Rachel Maddow on Ann Coulter: "Needs publicity in the same way that a tapeworm needs a large intestine."....Trump on Charles Krauthammer: "A totally overrated clown."....Kate Moss on pilot who had her removed from plane: "A basic bitch."....Trump on Obama: "Most likely incompetent."....Jack Schafer on Trump: "We will never be able to miss him because he will never go away."....Trump on Michelle Malkin: "Born stupid."....

June 5, 2015
Bill O'Reilly on half the country: "Simpletons, unwilling and unable to discipline themselves into formulating a philosophy of life."....Carly Fiorina spokeswoman Sarah I. Flores: "It must be hard covering the Hillary for America But Against Transparency campaign."....Sarah Palin on Martin O'Malley: "Yet another anti-freedom politician."....Laura Ingraham on Jeb Bush Iraq comments: "What he said was just rubbish...You have to have [a nominee] who says, 'Look, I'm a Republican but I'm not an idiot...I learn from the past.'"....Hillary Clinton on Walker, Rubio, and Paul: "What century are they living in?".....Carly Fiorina: "The Chinese can take a test, but what they can't do is innovate. They're not terribly imaginative."....Rand Paul on U.S. colleges: "Bastions of left-wing extremism."....Jon Stewart on Donald Trump: "F***face von Clownstick."....

May 27, 2015
Chuck Norris on Obama: "Has literally helped build the environment for the Apocalypse, as defined by both Muslims and Christians."....Lloyd Grove on Ann Coulter: "Forever tossing turds into liberals' punch bowls."....Seymour Hersh on himself: "I am a huge pain in the ass."....Art Garfunkel on Paul Simon: "I created a monster."....Neil deGrasse Tyson on humans: "The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What's our excuse?"....

May 11, 2015
Sean Hannity on Jon Stewart: "A sanctimonious jackass."....Jack Mirkinson on Morning Joe: "A nearly fact-free echo chamber of horror and doom where the same 15 centrist pundits trade banal judgments...A bright, shining symbol of the absolute drivel that is our mainstream campaign coverage."....Seymour Hersh on Obama administration's account of killing OBL: "Lies, misstatements and betrayals."....CNN's Peter Bergen on Hersh OBL story: "A farrago of nonsense."....Former CIA Deputy Director Michael Morell on Hersh story: "I stopped because every sentence I was reading was wrong."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Washington: "Profoundly broken."....Sen. Rand Paul on Washington: "Horribly broken."....Mike Huckabeen on Washington: "A roach motel."....Stephen Colbert: "Everyone who denies climate change has the same stirring message; 'We don't know what the f*** we're talking about.'"....Kristen Stewart on fame: "The worst thing in the world."....

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