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July 22, 2016
Jon Stewart on Donald Trump's convention speech: "Ivanka said he was really compassionate and generous, but then this angry groundhog came out and he just vomited on everybody for an hour."....Jon Favreau: "This is Trump's 'Nightmare in America' speech."....David Itzkoff: "There are Norwegian death metal bands watching this speech going, 'Wow, this speech is depressing.'"....Clint Smith: "Like someone just poured gasoline over white supremacy and threw a match on it."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Trump: "Vote your conscience."....Political operative Roger Stone on Cruz: "Lyin' Ted's a duplicitous prick who signed a pledge to endorse the nominee."....NY delegate Nicholas A. Langworthy on Cruz: "He slit his own throat. He is finished in national Republican politics."....Ben Carson on Hillary Clinton: "Are we willing to elect as president someone who has as their role model somebody who acknowledges Lucifer?"....Chris Christie on Clinton: "She fights for the wrong people. She never fights for us."....GOP delegate John Roberts on Clinton: "Chose to go back to bed when an ambassador was being murdered."....Actor Antonio Sabatol Jr.: "She left our soldiers to die."....RNC co-chair Sharon Day: "Let's fight the oppressive government of Hillary Clinton."....Trump supporter Andy Wist: "Her only accomplishment is beating the rap every time she breaks the law."....GOP delegate chant: "Lock her up! Lock her up!"....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "A thin-skinned bully and a lousy, cheating businessman."....Trump on Warren: "Must prove she is not a fraud."....Warren to Trump: "It might blow your mind that a woman worked hard and earned a good job on her own, but it's not the 1800s. It happens."....Geraldo Rivera: "Don't believe the crap about Roger Ailes. Only ones talking dirt are those who hate Fox News and want to hurt network that's kicking their ass."....

July 18, 2016
Donald Trump on the U.S.: "Has no spirit."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump and Mike Pence: "Two small, insecure, weak men who use hate and fear to divide our country and our people."....Trump on the U.S. "Divided and out of control."....SC Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Trump: "A faker...No consistency."....Trump on Ginsburg: "Her mind is shot."....Ann Coulter on Pence: "The combo-platter of disaster."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Will sell our country down the tubes."....Norman Lear on Trump: "The middle finger of the American right hand."....Ed Rollins on Gov. Chris Christie: "Such a lap dog."....Adam Gopnik on Trump: "To call him a fascist of some variety is simply to use a historical label that fits."....Barbara Bush on Trump: "Money doesn't buy everything."....

July 11, 2016
Gretchen Carlson on Roger Ailes: "The Bill Cosby of media."....Newt Gingrich on Hillary Clinton: "Has total guilt."....Donald Trump on America: "We have a dishonest press. I love talking about how dishonest they are."....Trump on America: "We've become so politically correct that we're totally impotent."....Trump on America: "We have a crooked system. We have a rigged system."....Trump on reporters: "Bad people."....Trump on CNN: "Dishonest as hell."....Trump on Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "She's the worst."....Trump on Chuck Todd: "This really stupid guy."....Trump: "There's nothing as dishonest as the media, that I can tell you."....Nick Gillespie on Trump: "Lurches from embarrassment to embarrassment like a drunk stumbling through a restaurant knocking over every table in his path to the bathroom."....

June 29, 2016
Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Donald Trump: "A small, insecure, money-grubber who fights for no one but himself...A nasty man who will never become president of the United States."....Trump on Warren: "A total fraud...I think she's a racist."....Clinton foreign policy adviser Jake Sullivan on Trump: "The American people need a steady hand at times of uncertainty, not a reckless egomaniac."....Trump on George Will: "One of the most overrated pundits...Lost his way long ago."....Will on Trump: "Can say everything he knows about any subject in 140 characters."....Trump on Clinton: "Her judgment has killed thousands, unleashed ISIS, and wrecked the economy."....Mark Cuban on Trump: "It's rare that you see someone get stupider before your eyes, but he's really working at it...You look at him and say, 'What the hell are you talking about?'"....Trump on Clinton: "May be the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency."....Arianna Huffington on Trump: "The most dangerous and unstable nominee in modern history."....Trump on Clinton: "Defrauded America as Secretary of State...Has perfected the politics of personal profit and even theft. She gets rich making you poor."....Clinton on Trump: "The Clinton Foundation helps poor people around the world get access to life-saving AIDS medicine...Donald Trump uses poor people around the world to produce his line of suits and ties."....Trump on Clinton: "Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest."....Samantha Bee on Boris Johnson: "Trump with his hair on backwards."....

June 21, 2016
GOP consultant Rick Wilson on Trump: "Cheeto Jesus."....Jonathan Chait on Trump campaign: "A garbage fire."....FL Assistant District Attorney Kenneth Lewis on Orlando: "The entire city should be leveled. It is void of a single redeeming quality. It is a melting pot of Third World miscreants and ghetto thugs."....Sarah Palin on President Obama: "A special kind of stupid."....Scott Baio on Obama: "He's a Muslim or he's a Muslim sympathizer."....Former U.S. District Court judge Stephen Larson on Trump: "Racist...Foolish...Embarrassing."....Former NY Court of Appeals associate judge Robert Smith on Trump: "He's a totally irresponsible egomaniac, and it should be no surprise he pays no attention to the law and other basic social norms."....University of Chicago law professor Richard Epstein: "If you open up the libel laws, the first person who would be sued is Donald Trump...I regard him as semi-hysterical and self-righteous [and] utterly unfit to be president of the United States."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "Every day there's another piece of evidence that exposes this small, insecure money-grubber...Exactly what you would expect from a thin-skinned racist bully."....GOP consultant Rick Wilson on Republican Party and Trump: "He's insane. He's doomed...A vile stain on the Republic...You're covered in his stench...Your resumes will always read 'Worked for crazy crypto-fascist who destroyed the GOP.'"....Historian Patricia Limerick on Trump: "The standard bearer for the currently booming Jerk Pride Movement."....Seth Meyers: "I wouldn't want to put myself in Donald Trump's head, mostly for lack of synonyms."....

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