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March 18, 2015
Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder on Ferguson report: "There is more racism in the Justice Department than there is...anywhere that I see in the St. Louis area."....Univision host Rodner Figueroa on First Lady Michelle Obama: "Looks like she's part of the cast of 'Planet of the Apes.'"....Sen. Dick Durbin on delay of Loretta Lynch confirmation: "The first African-American woman nominated to be attorney general is asked to sit in the back of the bus when it comes to the Senate calendar."....Nahum Barnea on Netanyahu's campaign promises: "Written on ice on a very hot day."....Stephen Sondheim on Lady Gaga's 'Sound of Music' tribute: "Ridiculous...A travesty."....President Obama at Gridiron Dinner: "You don't diminish your office by taking a selfie. You do it by sending a poorly-written letter to Iran. Really, that wasn't a joke."....

March 12, 2015
NY Daily News on GOP senators who wrote to Iran's leaders: "Traitors."….Major Gen. Paul D. Eaton: "Mutinous…Defied the chain of command."….New York Times: "GOP Idiocy...Disgraceful and irresponsible."....Leslie Gelb: "Hate President Obama more than they love America."....Bernie Sanders: "Unspeakable...Outrageous."....Obama: "Wanting to make common cause with the hardliners in Iran."....Harry Reid: "Juvenile...Apparently, some of my Republican colleagues do not believe that two wars are enough."....former Reagan adviser Bruce Bartlett on CPAC attendees: "They are really rather stupid and not very well read. To them Reagan is a distant figure in history...I think he would probably be booed out of the crowd."....Phil Robertson: "You know what's happened, GOP? We got too many 'any others' in the White House. It wasn't meant for them."....

March 4, 2015
Sen. Ted Cruz: "We need a commander in chief who will actually stand up and defend the United States of America!"....House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on Netanyahu speech: "Condescension...[An] insult to the intelligence of the United States."...Sen. Chris Murphy: "A stick in the eye of the president."....Sen. Barbara Boxer: "Circular reasoning."....Rep. John Yarmuth: "Straight out of the Dick Cheney playbook."....Rep. Jan Schakowsky: "Felt to me like an effort to stampede the United States into war once again."....Rep. Jim McDermott: "He was trying to make people afraid."....Christiane Amanpour: "Strangelovian."....Rep. Jared Huffman: "He's never seen a war he didn't want our country to fight."....The Guardian: "Did what he does so well: scared American politicians to death."....

February 26, 2015
South Dakota state Sen. Isaac Latterell on Planned Parenthood: "Worse than ISIS."....Keith Olbermann on Penn State students: "Pitiful."....Bill O'Reilly on David Corn: "A left-wing assassin...A guttersnipe liar...I expect [him] to be in the kill zone. Where he deserves to be."....Corn on O'Reilly: "It's impossible to win a debate with O'Reilly because he is not bound by reality."....Rudy Giuliani: "I don't believe the president loves America. He doesn't love you. He doesn't love me."....NY Daily News on Giuliani: "Loves America. But apparently he hates Barack Obama even more."....David Axelrod on Giuliani: "A fading politician, kind of lighting himself on fire and trying to get some attention."....Sally Kohn on Giuliani remarks: "Narrow-minded, ugly and just plain offensive."....Hannibal Buress on fans: "Stop calling me your f***ing spirit animal."....

February 19, 2015
Geraldo Rivera on hip-hop: "Has done more damage to black and brown people than racism in the last 10 years."....Dinesh D'Souza on Obama video: "You can take the boy out of the ghetto..."....Jesse Ventura on Clint Eastwood's "American Sniper": "As authentic as 'Dirty Harry.'"....Now-resigned Jeb Bush chief technology officer Ethan Czahor in the 2009 tweet that caused him to step down: "New study confirms old belief: college female art majors are sluts, science majors are also sluts but uglier."....Critic Jeffrey Wells on Amy Schumer: "She's obviously sharp and clever and funny as far as the woe-is-me, self-deprecating thing goes, but there's no way she'd be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world."....James Joiner on Imagine Dragons' new album: "So boring you're already asleep...There is nothing here to indicate that this isn't the result of a board meeting between band members and an aging major label A&R guy spit balling ideas based on trending sounds and musical genres."....

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