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November 23, 2016
Howard Dean on Steve Bannon: "A Nazi...He's anti-Semitic, he's anti-black, and he's anti-women."....Chelsea Handler on Roger Ailes: "Only in Donald Trump's universe -- 'Oh, this guy just was let go for sexually harassing people. We should hire him.'"....Green Day: "No Trump! No KKK! No fascist USA!"....Paul Krugman on Trump: "The profiteer-in-chief...We are about to enter, or may already have entered, an era of corrupt governance unprecedented in U.S. history."....Mark Sumner: "Those people who thought Trump would overrun American democracy within weeks of his inauguration have -- again -- underestimated him."....Rep. Ruben Gallego on Trump: "A bigot...A demagogue...A con artist...A liar...We must not lift a finger to help him scam our country."....Sarah Kendzior on Trump: "Wants to strip our country down for parts."....Amy Schumer on people who voted for Trump: "Weak."....Chrissy Teigen on Trump: "The most conniving human on planet Earth."....Dave Chapelle: "America's done it. We've actually elected an internet troll as our president."....John Oliver: "It turns out instead of showing our daughters that they could someday be president, America proved that no grandpa is too racist to become leader of the free world."....Colin Jost: "Mike Pence will lead Trump's transition team. Which is weird, because normally when people transition, Pence sends them to conversion therapy."....Samantha Bee on anti-Trump student protesters: "Of course they're scared. Especially the history majors."....Keith Olbermann: "Give him a chance? What, in the hope that he will someday grow up enough to be able to see over the top of the Oval Office desk? We do not have time for the White House edition of 'Celebrity Apprentice' starring President-Elect Pussy-Grabber."....Cher on Trump: "A petty, vengeful coward."....Conan O'Brien: "Donald Trump has stated he wants to make it easier to sue journalists. He also wants to use the Second Amendment to shoot the First Amendment."....

November 15, 2016
Sen. Harry Reid on Trump: "A sexual predator who lost the popular vote."....French newspaper Liberation on Trump: "American psycho."....Sign outside a cafe in England: "All Americans must be accompanied by an adult."....Amanda Marcotte: "The majority of white men in this country are consumed with resentment at being expected to treat women and racial minorities as equals."....American Physical Society director Michael Lubell on Trump: "The first anti-science president we've ever had."....Masha Gessen: "The first candidate in memory who ran not for president but for autocrat -- and won."....Sen. Harry Reid on Steve Bannon: "It is easy to see why the KKK views Trump as their champion."....Glenn Beck on Bannon: "A nightmare...A terrifying man."....Michelle Goldberg on Trump: "The most shamelessly misogynist candidate in modern history. They've given us a Kakistocracy because they couldn't bear the sound of Clinton's voice."....The Guardian on Trump: "Was cheered to victory by every white racist in the land. His voters will want him to deliver...A political and cultural cataclysm."....Patton Oswalt: "America is waaaaaaaay more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty f***ing racist."....Jesse Berney on Trump: "The worst major-party candidate for president in American history...Unfit to lead a Cub Scout troop."....Mark Sumner: "With the exception of a few things he's vowed to bomb the s*** out of, there really isn't much to know about Donald Trump's foreign policy."....Aaron Sorkin on Trump: "We've embarrassed ourselves in front of the world."....Leonard Pitts: "Any country that would elect Donald Trump as president deserves Donald Trump as president."....

November 8, 2016
Donald Trump: "We're going to Washington, D.C. to drain the swamp."....French president Francois Hollande on Trump: "His excesses make you want to retch."....Glenn Beck on Trump: "This guy is dangerously unhinged."....Jesse Berney on a Trump presidency: "There is no limit to the potential for horror."....Charles M. Blow on Trump: "A lowlife degenerate with the temperament of a 10-year-old and the moral compass of a severely wayward teen."....James Carville on Trump's policies: "Just a long list of the people he's mad at."....Trump on Clinton: "The most corrupt person to ever seek the presidency of the United States."....Salma Hayek on Trump: "The least qualified candidate in the history of America."....Dana Milbank on Trump: "Anti-Semitism is no longer an undertone of Trump's campaign. It's the melody."....Ann Coulter: "If only people with at least four grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide."....Trump on Clinton: "Her election would mire our government and our country in a constitutional crisis..."....Journalists on Trump's "I will sue them" speech at Gettysburg: "The Grievanceburg Address."....George R.R. Martin on Trump: "Clinton's ads just show Trump being Trump...In my lifetime, there has never been a presidential candidate more unfit to lead this nation."....Trump: "Can you imagine having Hillary for four years? Ugh."....Lady Gaga on Trump: "One of the most notorious bullies we have ever witnessed."....Bret Stephens: "Donald Trump is a demagogue. Period."....Andrew Sullivan on Trump: "Fascism has never been on the ballot before."....

November 3, 2016
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller on Hillary Clinton: "C***."....Donald Trump on Clinton: "A terrible example for my son and the children of this country."....Trump on NBC News reporter Katy Tur: "Little Katy, third-rate journalist."....Charles M. Blow on Trump: "Has built a menacing wall around the hollow of his self."....David Brooks on Trump: "Is so alone, if a tree fell in his emotional forest, it would not make a sound."....U.S. District Judge Loretta Biggs on NC voter purge: "Insane...Sounds like something that was put together back in 1901."....U.S. Senate candidate and former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke during debate: "There is a problem in America with a very strong, powerful tribal group that dominates our media and dominates our international banking. I'm not opposed to all Jews."....Opponent Caroline Fayard on Duke: "Has slithered out of the swamp."....LA Public Service Commissioner Foster Campbell on Duke: "I have nothing in common with him other than, we're probably breathing."....LA state treasurer John Kennedy on Duke: "It must be terrible to wake up in the morning with that much hate in your heart."....Trump on U.S. electoral system: "There is large-scale fraud happening on and before election day."....Trump on Clinton: "Broke the law over and over and over again."....Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway on Clinton: "Never-ending scandalabra."....Trump on Clinton: "A very unstable person."....Clinton on Trump: "I wonder if he even knows that a single nuclear warhead can kill millions of people."....Samantha Bee on Trump: "What's his biggest enemy? I mean besides knowledge, integrity, and basic human decency."....

October 24, 2016
Trump on Clinton: "The least qualified candidate in the history of this country."....Clinton on Trump: "The most dangerous person to run for president in the modern history of America."....Trump on the election: "The whole thing is one big fix. One big, ugly lie."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren to Trump: "We see through your creepy bullying...Whining about imaginary cheating is the last refuge of the sore loser."....Trump on the New York Times: "Poisoned the minds of the voters."....Bill Kristol on Trump: "A failed fluke presidential candidate...Really a bad guy."....Trump on the U.S.: "Looking so dumb."....John Avlon on Trump: "A celebrity demagogue whose narcissism has already stained our political history."....Trump on Clinton: "Such a nasty woman."....Diane Rehm on Trump: "Nasty, nasty talk."....Trump on recent accusations of sexual assault: "All fiction, all fictionalized, probably or possibly started by [Hillary Clinton] and her very sleazy campaign."....J.K. Rowling on debate: "A highly intelligent, experienced woman just debated a giant orange Twitter egg."....Trump: "We are competing in a rigged election."....Sen. Lindsay Graham on Trump: "If he loses it will not be because the system is rigged, but because he failed as a candidate."....Trump on Clinton: "Putin has outsmarted her at every single step of the way."....Clinton on Trump: "He would rather believe Vladimir Putin than the military and civilian intelligence professionals who are sworn to protect us."....Trump on the U.S.: "Nobody can believe how stupid our leadership is."....NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio on Trump election outcome comments: "Something you'd expect from a military leader about to attempt a coup in a foreign country."....Trump on a woman who accused him of sexual assault: "Look at her -- I don't think so."....Trump on another accuser: "Believe me, she would not be my first choice."....Amy Zimmerman on Trump: "The only thing women like more than being grabbed by the pussy is being told that they're too unattractive to be sexually violated."....Amy Davidson on Trump: "Seems incapable of talking about women without lying."....Clinton on Trump: "Thinks belittling women makes him bigger."....Jennifer Rubin on Trump: "Treating women as chattel makes him feel masculine and in command."....Chelsea Handler: "The only person with more respect for women than Donald Trump is Bill Cosby."....Trump on Clinton: "She gave us ISIS."....Trump on Clinton: "She's lied hundreds of times to the people, to Congress, and to the FBI."....Clinton on Trump: "He's unfit."....Trump on Clinton: "No, you're the one who's unfit."....Charles M. Blow: "Republicans sowed intolerance and in its shadow, Trump sprang up like toxic fungi."....Latina Magazine: "Send Trump to the 'Dustbin of History.'"....Trump on the U.S.: "Stagnant...We've lost our jobs...Not making things anymore...Being ripped off by everybody in the world."....Trump on voting: "It looks to me like a rigged election."....Obama on Trump: "You start whining before the game's even over?...You don't have what it takes to be in this job."....Trump on Clinton: "She should never have been allowed to run for the presidency...She's guilty of a very serious crime."....Bruce Springsteen on Trump: "He's such a flagrant, toxic narcissist that he wants to take down the entire democratic system with him if he goes...I think he's going to make as big a mess as he can."....Trump on Clinton: "Meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty."....Simon Schama on Trump remarks: "Straight from the anti-Semitic canon. Sieg Trump."....Clinton on Trump: "A very dark and in many ways dangerous vision of our country."....Trump on Clinton Foundation: "A criminal enterprise."....John Oliver on Trump: "The human embodiment of every backwards condescending Mad Men-esque boys club attitude that has ever existed, rolled into one giant salivating dick-size-referencing, pussy-grabbing warthog in a red power tie."....

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