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July 11, 2015
Donald Trump on 'Modern Family' writer Danny Zuker: "You're a total loser!"....Zuker on Trump: "Your insults need work. Here's one I've been working on: 'Every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic.' See?"....Trump on Zuker: "Lightweight...So pathetic and easy (stupid)."....Zuker on Trump: "Since you're unable to manufacture decent comebacks maybe you could outsource the job to China...I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your s**tty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical."....Trump on Zuker: "Has the mind of a very dumb and backward child."....Zuker on Trump: "['Modern Family' has] never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo."....

July 1, 2015
Jim Carrey on CA Gov. Jerry Brown: "This corporate fascist must be stopped."....Donald Trump on the U.S.: "We have incompetent people running us...We are the big stupid fools...We have a bunch of losers, we have a bunch of political hacks."....Pat Boone on Dylann Roof: "This boy...was carefully prepared and led by the Devil himself to kill as many Christians as he could. The fact that they were black was an excuse more than a reason."....Trump on Jeb Bush: "A stiff."....Justice Scalia on the Supreme Court: "Has descended from...disciplined legal reasoning to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."....Trump on Charles Krauthammer: "A jerk."....David Frum: "Listening to Donald Trump on marriage inspires the thought that Henry VIII doesn't get enough credit for the wives he didn't execute."....Trump on bombing Iraq's oilfields to hurt ISIS: "I don't care about the government of Iraq. They're corrupt...Who cares?"....David Crosby on Kanye West: "Can't write, sing, or play. A poseur."....Donald Trump on U.S. negotiators: "The people representing Iran are master negotiators. They're dealing with fools."....Simon Maloy: "There's a tendency among voters to confuse 'rich' with 'good at business,' and 'good at business' with 'capable of managing the largest economy in the world.' This confusion is at the heart of the Trump brand, which is based on relentless, soul-withering self-promotion."....Trump on Sen. Marco Rubio: "Overrated."....

June 24, 2015
John Oliver: "The Confederate flag is one of those symbols that really should only be seen on T-shirts, belt buckles, and bumper stickers, to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world."....John Fund: "Maybe Trump is a double agent...He reinforces all the Left's negative stereotypes of conservatives as ignorant blowhards."....Rep. Mike Coffman on the VA: "It's too bad we can't take [its] leadership and export it and give it to some of our adversaries around the planet. Let them suffer...Can you imagine if the VA was in charge of ISIS?"...P.J. O'Rourke on Trump's Taj Mahal: "Bearing the same relation to the noble white mausoleum in Uttar Pradesh as a turd bears to a prize in a Cracker Jack box."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Hillary Clinton: "Absolutely delusional. She has disqualified herself to be commander-in-chief."....Kevin D. Williamson on Trump: "Has about as much command of the issues as the average sophomore at a not especially good college."....former Bunny Holly Madison on life in the Playboy Mansion: "A living hell."....Lewis Black: "'Trump is running for president.' That's already a punchline. That's the joke! The joke's done."....Rachel Maddow on John Boehner's leadership: "Couldn't lead a puppy to a hamburger."....Jon Stewart on Trump: "America's id is running for president. Trump is the part of your brain that's like at 3 a.m. going, 'Let's go take a s*** in a mailbox. Come on, who's gonna know?'"....

June 17, 2015
Jon Stewart on Trump announcement: "Over half an hour of the most beautifully ridiculous jib-jabber ever to pour forth from the mouth of a bats**t billionaire."....Trump on Obamacare: "You have to get hit by a tractor, literally a tractor, to use it."....Trump on U.S. political leaders: "Losers...[China's] leaders are much smarter than our leaders."....Trump on Obama: "He's not a leader. He's a negative force."....P.J. O'Rourke on Trump: "Crazier than all the other candidates put together."....Trump on the American Dream: "Dead.".... Jeb Bush: "How the hell can you vote for this guy?"....Trump: "Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people."....DNC on Trump: "He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field."....

June 10, 2015
Donald Trump on George Will: "Exhausted, boring, and not even a little relevant."....Elinor Burkett on Caitlyn Jenner: "Nail polish does not a woman make."....Trump on Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio: "Assholes."....Rachel Maddow on Ann Coulter: "Needs publicity in the same way that a tapeworm needs a large intestine."....Trump on Charles Krauthammer: "A totally overrated clown."....Kate Moss on pilot who had her removed from plane: "A basic bitch."....Trump on Obama: "Most likely incompetent."....Jack Schafer on Trump: "We will never be able to miss him because he will never go away."....Trump on Michelle Malkin: "Born stupid."....

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