Archive_toon

Mudline Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Mudline Archive!

October 2, 2015
Fox News' Rich Lowry on Trump: "[Carly Fiorina] cut off his balls with the precision of a surgeon."....Trump on Lowry: "Clueless...one of the dumbest of the talking heads."....Rubio on Trump: "Can't have more than a ten-second soundbite on any key issue...A very touchy and insecure guy."....Trump on Rubio: "A lightweight...I've never seen a young guy sweat so much."....France's Liberation Newspaper on Trump: "The American Nightmare...vulgar and opportunistic."....Frank Bruni on Trump: "A procrastinating college freshman planning an all-nighter before the final exam...A broken record of grandiose, self-infatuated music."....Suddeutsche Zeitung on Trump: "Weird, egomaniac, racist...yet he leads in the polls; how can that be?"....Bill O'Reilly on Trump campaign: "Just an extension of his reality show."....Former hostage Terry Anderson on Trump: "Probably couldn't tell you the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite. He's a simple-minded twit."....Rep. Paul Glosar on why he boycotted address to Congress: "[Pope Francis] has adopted all of the socialist talking points, wrapped false science and ideology into 'climate science' and is being presented to guilt people into leftist policies."....

September 21, 2015
Bobby Jindal on Trump: "An egomaniacal madman who has no principles...A narcissist."....Trump on Ben Carson: "Makes Jeb Bush look like the Energizer Bunny."....Ann Coulter on Republican debate: "How many f***ing Jews do these people think there are in the United States?"....Jay Michaelson on Ann Coulter: "You can only dog whistle so much before your audience starts to act rabid."....Bullying expert Rosalind Wiseman on Trump: "He's like an eighth-grade girl."....Trump on Martin O'Malley: "He apologized like a little baby, like a disgusting little weak pathetic baby."....Hillary Clinton on Trump: "Seems to delight in insulting women every chance he gets."....Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton: "She believes in the systematic murder of children in the womb to preserve their body parts."....Jared Taylor on Hillary Clinton: "A shopworn harridan even her supporters don't entirely trust."....GOP consultant Rick Wilson on Trump: "A bellowing billionaire with poor impulse control and a profoundly superficial understanding of the world."....Glenn Beck on Palin: "Has become a clown. I'm embarrassed that I was once for Sarah Palin."....Dolphin Project founder Ric O'Barry on organizers of Taiji, Japan's annual hunt that claims 20,000 dolphins: "The cruelest 50 men in the world."....

September 10, 2015
Trump on Obama: "Never, ever, ever in my life have I seen any transaction so incompetently negotiated as our deal with Iran...We are led by very, very, stupid people."....Sarah Palin: "Only in an Orwellian Obama world full of sprinkly fairy dust blown from a toxic unicorn as he's peeking through a really pretty pink kaleidoscope would he ever see victory or safety for America or Israel in this treaty."....Trump: "For the most part, you can't respect people because most people aren't worthy of respect."....Paul Krugman on Trump: "He's exactly the ignorant blowhard he seems to be."....Trump to Univision host Jorge Ramos: "I have a bigger heart than you do."....Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Trump: "No one has to twist his words because what he says is twisted enough. He speaks fluent pretzel."....Marla Maples on ex-husband Donald Trump: "The little boy that still wants attention."....Des Moines Register on Trump: "A feckless blowhard."....Trump on Des Moines Register: "Very dishonest...Failing."....Trump on Hugh Hewitt after interview: "A third-rate radio announcer."....Trump military academy mentor Col. Theodore Dobias, on Trump: "A conniver, even then. A real pain in the ass."....Trump on Trump: "When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different."....Molly Ball on Trump: "This season's flesh-colored gap in the space-time continuum."....

September 2, 2015
Trump on Jeb Bush: "Can't negotiate his way out of a paper bag."....Timothy Egan on Trump: "The orangutan-haired vulgarian...Narcissism, rudeness, frivolity and xenophobia."....Trump on Jeb Bush ad: "Yet another weak hit by a candidate with a failing campaign."....John Boehner on Ted Cruz: "A jackass."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump: "A complete idiot...I'll beat his brains out."....Trump on Mexico: "Living off the United States...Not our friend."....La Raza spokeswoman Lisa Navarrete on Trump: "An exceedingly silly man...I look at him as a two-year-old who will say a naughty word to get their parents' attention."....Mexico's interior minister Miguel Angel Osorio Chong on Trump immigration comments: "Absurd...Prejudice, racism, or plain ignorance...Migrants from practically every nation in the world...have supported the development of the United States."....George Zimmerman on Obama: "Ignorant baboon."....Missouri school board member Mark Gremaud on a colleague: "You are just a woman. The only thing you know is laying on your back with your legs in the air splayed."....Fox 35 anchor John Brown, walking off camera during his show's latest Kardashian piece: "It's a non-story! We're talking about this family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family any more! That's enough!"....Tom LeClair on Jonathan Franzen's novel 'Purity': "I wonder if the book could be the great American novel of narcissistic masochism, a bad book written to punish the author for being a bad man in the past."....

August 24, 2015
Trump on former Gov. Martin O'Malley: "A disgusting little weak pathetic baby."....GOP pollster Frank Luntz on Trump and Sanders: "Delivering a big 'F*** you' to the elites in America."....former Trump adviser Roger Stone on Luntz: "Pathetic turd."....Trump on Heidi Klum: "Sadly, she's no longer a 10."....Michael Gerson on Trump: "[A] joyful, spontaneous combination of ignorance and malice."....Chris Christie on Obama: "Has set a standard in Washington of lawlessness."....Trump on the U.S.: "Going to hell."....Ann Coulter on Fox News: "Is using black people as a false flag to keep cheap Third World labor flowing."....Trump on the U.S.: "The American Dream is dead."....Des Moines Register on Trump: "A feckless blowhard."....Keith Richards on "Sgt. Pepper": "A mishmash of rubbish, kind of like 'Satanic Majesties;' 'Oh, if you can make a load of s***, so can we.'"....

Contact_us