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August 9, 2013
KY primary challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes: "If doctors told Sen. McConnell he had a kidney stone, he'd refuse to pass it."....Matt Bevin campaign ad: "Slinging mud is all Sen. McConnell has left."....Rand Paul on Chris Christie: "The king of bacon."....Sen. Chuck Schumer on Putin: "Behaving like a schoolyard bully."....Alex Pareene on Rush Limbaugh: "He and the dying conservative movement are going to do their best to destroy the country as it leaves them behind."....Bette Midler on gun control: "In America today, it's easier to take a life than to get health insurance."....Jennifer Aniston: "What's Katie Couric? Is she a legitimate journalist?"....

July 30, 2013
Sally Quinn on Anthony Weiner: "I just thought [he] was a grandiose, narcisstic, entitled creep. Now it is clear he must be mentally ill as well."....David Axelrod on Weiner: "Wasting time and space. It's time for him to go away."....Rep. Peter King on Weiner: "Not psychologically qualified to be mayor of the city of New York."....Sexting partner Sydney Leathers on Weiner: "A little too busy jacking off to do anything for the city."....Michael Savage on Sean Hannity: "Using race to gin up his ratings."....Sean Hannity on Joe Scarborough: "Has kind of sold his soul...Is used as a prop by his insider Washington pals to attack conservatives."....Sharon Osbourne on Kanye West: "An average looking man with an average talent."....

July 22, 2013
Tavis Smiley on Obama's speech about race: "Weak as pre-sweetened Kool-Aid."....Fox's Todd Starnes: "Obama is now our Race-Baiter in Chief."....Sean Hannity: "Is that the president admitting that I guess because, what, he was part of the Choom Gang and he smoked pot and he did a little blow?"....MSNBC's Melissa Harris-Perry on Hannity: "Way to both completely miss the president's point and prove it at the same damn time."....Jimmy Carter on America: "Does not at the moment have a functioning democracy."....

July 3, 2013
Texas Gov. Rick Perry on state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Hijacking of the democratic process."....Davis on Perry: "Small words that reflect a dark and negative point of view."....Texas state Sen. Bill Zedler on Davis and supporters: "Terrorists."....Westboro Baptist Church on Taylor Swift: "The poster child for the young whores of doomed America."....Bill Maher: "These Supreme Court dudes, they don't live in the real world."....Ann Coulter on Chris Christie: "Dead to me."....London Daily Mail on Rolling Stones performance: "Night of the living dead."....

June 26, 2013
Justice Scalia on majority reasoning in DOMA case: "Legalistic argle-bargle."....Al Sharpton on VRA ruling: "Reprehensible...Has virtually canceled Dr. King's dream."....Rep. John Lewis: "Stuck a dagger into the heart of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, one of the most effective pieces of legislation Congress has passed in the last 50 years."....John Oliver: "The VRA...has a hole in it the exact shape of John Roberts' middle finger."....President Obama on climate change skeptics: "We don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society."....Jeb Bush on Obama: "An utter and complete failure."....Oliver North: "Everybody knows that Barack Obama doesn't mean anything he says...Jimmy Carter on steroids."....Paula Deen: "There is someone evil out there that saw what I worked for, and they wanted it."....

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