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September 4, 2013
Sen. Ted Cruz on Syria intervention: "[Obama wants us to] serve as Al Qaeda's air force."....Sen. John McCain on Cruz: "Totally uninformed."....David Stockman on Obama: "Declaring himself the world's spanker in chief."....GOP strategist Brad Dayspring on Mitch McConnell opponent Alison Lundergan Grimes: "An empty dress...Babbles incoherently and stares blankly into the camera as though she's a freshman in high school."....NJ state Sen. Barbara Buono: "I don't know about you, but seeing Chris Christie frolicking on the beach is not going to drive me to go to the shore."....Geraldo Rivera on Duquesne University disinviting him to speak after he posted a shirtless bathroom selfie: "Pretentious censorship."....Miley Cyrus on herself: "I am so f***ed up."....

August 27, 2013
Gov. Chris Christie on NY Daily News writer Manesh Mehta: "An idiot."....Daily News on Christie: "Fatso!"....Michael Reagan on The Butler: "There you go again, Hollywood...A bunch of lies."....Donald Trump on government lawsuit re Trump University: "Incompetent...Terribly drawn."....Trump on NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman: "A political hack."....Mika Brzezinski on Miley Cyrus' MVA performance: "Disgusting and embarrassing...Pathetic, desperate, sick."....NY Daily News' Jim Farber: "If some consider Robin Thicke's clip for Blurred Lines 'kinda rapey,' Miley's show seemed 'kinda kiddie-porny.'"....The Guardian's Hadley Freeman: "Like King, I too have a dream...that female celebrities will one day feel that they don't need to imitate porn actors on magazine covers and in their stage acts."....Gawker on Cyrus: "Looked, audaciously, daringly, like an idiot."....Chicago Tribune's Laurel Brown: "You sometimes have to wonder if mind-altering substances are required for anyone hoping to perform at the VMAs."...Rush Limbaugh: "Pure, unadulterated rot."....Anderson Cooper: "Yawningly formulaic...the only way Miley Cyrus could shock me with a VMA performance would be to play a heartfelt and original composition on the guitar and to actually sing."....

August 23, 2013
Sen. Tom Coburn on Obama administration: "A ton of incompetence...I'm fed up...I think they're getting perilously close [to impeachment]."....Former WH adviser David Axelrod on Coburn: "Way out of bounds...Speaks to a kind of virus that's infected our politics."....Maureen Dowd on the Clintons: "Want to squeeze money from rich people wherever they live on planet Earth, insatiably gobbling up cash for politics and charity and themselves from the same incestuous swirl."....Sen. Claire McCaskill on Obama rodeo clown: "It's shameful and it's unacceptable."....Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon spokesman: "Deplorable."....Texas Rep. Steve Stockman on criticism of clown: "Liberals have targeted this man for personal destruction to create a climate of fear."....Joe Scarborough on GOP: "Let's stop being rodeo clowns."....Camille Paglia on Anthony Weiner: "Two words: pathetic dork. How sickeningly debased our politics have become that this jabbering cartoon weasel could be taken seriously for a second as a candidate for mayor of New York."....Entrepreneur Peter Shih critiquing his own much-trashed critique of SF: "Idiotic, childish, thoughtless, hurtful and offensive."....

August 9, 2013
KY primary challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes: "If doctors told Sen. McConnell he had a kidney stone, he'd refuse to pass it."....Matt Bevin campaign ad: "Slinging mud is all Sen. McConnell has left."....Rand Paul on Chris Christie: "The king of bacon."....Sen. Chuck Schumer on Putin: "Behaving like a schoolyard bully."....Alex Pareene on Rush Limbaugh: "He and the dying conservative movement are going to do their best to destroy the country as it leaves them behind."....Bette Midler on gun control: "In America today, it's easier to take a life than to get health insurance."....Jennifer Aniston: "What's Katie Couric? Is she a legitimate journalist?"....

July 30, 2013
Sally Quinn on Anthony Weiner: "I just thought [he] was a grandiose, narcisstic, entitled creep. Now it is clear he must be mentally ill as well."....David Axelrod on Weiner: "Wasting time and space. It's time for him to go away."....Rep. Peter King on Weiner: "Not psychologically qualified to be mayor of the city of New York."....Sexting partner Sydney Leathers on Weiner: "A little too busy jacking off to do anything for the city."....Michael Savage on Sean Hannity: "Using race to gin up his ratings."....Sean Hannity on Joe Scarborough: "Has kind of sold his soul...Is used as a prop by his insider Washington pals to attack conservatives."....Sharon Osbourne on Kanye West: "An average looking man with an average talent."....

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