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December 8, 2015
Carly Fiorina on Trump: "The pattern that I see is a man who seems to only feel big when he's trying to make other people look small. And I think it makes Donald Trump look the smallest of all."....Trump on WaPo blogger Jennifer Rubin: "Highly untalented... A real dummy...Why does WashPost have low IQ people?"....Kasich communications director Chris Schrimpf on Trump: "Outrageous divisiveness characterizes his every breath."....Dana Milbank on Trump: "A bigot and a racist."....Trump on terrorism: "The problem will be solved when [Obama] gets the hell out."....Chris Christie on Obama: "He's done some pretty stupid s*** under the philosophy of not doing stupid s***."....Herman Cain on Jeb Bush: "You can't fall when you've never gotten any higher than the floor in the first place."....Trump on Obama: "He reads a teleprompter because he can't do anything else."....Geraldo Rivera: "The NRA is full of s***."....

November 30, 2015
NYC mayor Bill de Blasio on Trump: "A blowhard."....Trump on de Blasio: "The worst mayor in the U.S."....Radio host Steve Deace on Trump Muslim registration views: "Creeping fascism."....Jeb Bush adviser John Noonan: "Fascism. Period."....Rubio adviser Max Boot: "Trump is a fascist."....Jonah Goldberg on Obama: "A villain in his own theater of the absurd."....Trump on Obama: "I think he is naive, if you want to know the truth. Beyond the incompetent part."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Totally incompetent."....Harry Shearer on Trump: "The OJ of politics."....John Oliver on ISIS: "The Ebola of people."....Rush Limbaugh: "Just because you're an Islamaphobe does not mean that they're not out to get you."....Liz Smith on Trump claims re cheering NJ Muslims: "Just the latest in his efforts to become America's Benito Mussolini."....Trump on John Kasich: "A total dud."....Andrew O'Hehir on Jeb Bush: "A clueless, entitled dweeb who got sandbagged by history."....Trump on Marco Rubio: "A total lightweight...Highly overrated."....Barrett Holmes Pitner on Ben Carson: "A barrage of gobbledygook."....God, posting on Twitter: "If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious."....Michelle Malkin: "Ninety-nine percent of all politicians are crapweasels."....

November 23, 2015
Bobby Jindal on Obama: "A community organizer at a time of war."....Ben Carson on Syrian refugees: "If there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you're probably not going to assume something good about that dog. And you're probably going to put your children out of the way."....Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks on refugees: "We're paying them to come here; it's a paid vacation."....Amanda Marcotte: "Are Republicans being paid to write propaganda for ISIS?"....Obama on refugee opponents: "Apparently, they're scared of widows and orphans."....Missouri Rep. Ann Wagner on Obama remarks: "Decided to pick a fight and stand up for ISIS...An absolute disgrace."....Chris Matthews on Obama: "Snarky."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Always focuses on the petty, instead of being presidential."....Chris Christie on John Kerry: "He needs to get some sleep and shut up, is what he needs."....Daily Kos: "Blaming all Muslims for the Paris attacks is like blaming all musicians for Ted Nugent."....John Oliver: "It is difficult to vet people coming out of a war zone, but it's not like we're just letting anyone in. We are the United States of America, not Arizona State."....

November 16, 2015
John Oliver on ISIS: "We know this attack was carried out by gigantic f***ing a***holes, unconscionable flaming a***holes; possibly working with other f***ing a***holes, definitely working in service of an ideology of pure a***holery...F*** these a***holes."....Donald Trump on the press: "They're scum. I don't have to deal with them anymore."....Trump on ISIS-held refineries: "I would bomb the s*** out of them. I would just bomb those suckers."....Trump on Ben Carson: "How stupid are the people of Iowa? How stupid are the people of the country to believe this crap?"....Trump on former Baltimore mayor Martin O'Malley: "A clown."....James Parker on Trump's opinions: "Random clots and thrombi of rhetorical ectoplasm gathered from the ether with high-end paranormal pooper-scoopers."....

November 11, 2015
Westboro Baptist Church on NYC and America: "Their doom is imminent a la Sodom and Gomorrah."....Trump on the U.S.: "Going to hell."....George Will on Bill O'Reilly's books: "[His] vast carelessness pollutes history and debases the historian's craft."....O'Reilly on Will criticism: "Misguided and disingenuous."....Rush Limbaugh on college: "I wouldn't pay for this crap."....Jeb Bush on the government: "A parasite."....Trump on Kasich: "I've built an unbelievable company worth billions and billions. I don't have to hear from this man."....Jeb Bush on Trump Syria proposal: "That's like a board game -- that's like playing Monopoly of something. That's not how the real world works."....Trump on Obama: "The worst president ever."....Trump on Iran deal: "One of the worst deals ever made. One of the worst contracts ever signed, ever, in anything."....Rand Paul on joining a Trump candidacy: "It would be an utter and absolute disaster and I would want no part of it."....Trump on Fiorina: "Why does she keep interrupting everybody?"....Trump on Ben Carson: "If [SNL] asked him, nobody would watch."....Trump on debate moderator John Harwood: "A dope...A fool."....Trump on Rubio: "I think I'm better looking than he is."....

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