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August 23, 2013
Sen. Tom Coburn on Obama administration: "A ton of incompetence...I'm fed up...I think they're getting perilously close [to impeachment]."....Former WH adviser David Axelrod on Coburn: "Way out of bounds...Speaks to a kind of virus that's infected our politics."....Maureen Dowd on the Clintons: "Want to squeeze money from rich people wherever they live on planet Earth, insatiably gobbling up cash for politics and charity and themselves from the same incestuous swirl."....Sen. Claire McCaskill on Obama rodeo clown: "It's shameful and it's unacceptable."....Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon spokesman: "Deplorable."....Texas Rep. Steve Stockman on criticism of clown: "Liberals have targeted this man for personal destruction to create a climate of fear."....Joe Scarborough on GOP: "Let's stop being rodeo clowns."....Camille Paglia on Anthony Weiner: "Two words: pathetic dork. How sickeningly debased our politics have become that this jabbering cartoon weasel could be taken seriously for a second as a candidate for mayor of New York."....Entrepreneur Peter Shih critiquing his own much-trashed critique of SF: "Idiotic, childish, thoughtless, hurtful and offensive."....

August 9, 2013
KY primary challenger Alison Lundergan Grimes: "If doctors told Sen. McConnell he had a kidney stone, he'd refuse to pass it."....Matt Bevin campaign ad: "Slinging mud is all Sen. McConnell has left."....Rand Paul on Chris Christie: "The king of bacon."....Sen. Chuck Schumer on Putin: "Behaving like a schoolyard bully."....Alex Pareene on Rush Limbaugh: "He and the dying conservative movement are going to do their best to destroy the country as it leaves them behind."....Bette Midler on gun control: "In America today, it's easier to take a life than to get health insurance."....Jennifer Aniston: "What's Katie Couric? Is she a legitimate journalist?"....

July 30, 2013
Sally Quinn on Anthony Weiner: "I just thought [he] was a grandiose, narcisstic, entitled creep. Now it is clear he must be mentally ill as well."....David Axelrod on Weiner: "Wasting time and space. It's time for him to go away."....Rep. Peter King on Weiner: "Not psychologically qualified to be mayor of the city of New York."....Sexting partner Sydney Leathers on Weiner: "A little too busy jacking off to do anything for the city."....Michael Savage on Sean Hannity: "Using race to gin up his ratings."....Sean Hannity on Joe Scarborough: "Has kind of sold his soul...Is used as a prop by his insider Washington pals to attack conservatives."....Sharon Osbourne on Kanye West: "An average looking man with an average talent."....

July 22, 2013
Tavis Smiley on Obama's speech about race: "Weak as pre-sweetened Kool-Aid."....Fox's Todd Starnes: "Obama is now our Race-Baiter in Chief."....Sean Hannity: "Is that the president admitting that I guess because, what, he was part of the Choom Gang and he smoked pot and he did a little blow?"....MSNBC's Melissa Harris-Perry on Hannity: "Way to both completely miss the president's point and prove it at the same damn time."....Jimmy Carter on America: "Does not at the moment have a functioning democracy."....

July 3, 2013
Texas Gov. Rick Perry on state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Hijacking of the democratic process."....Davis on Perry: "Small words that reflect a dark and negative point of view."....Texas state Sen. Bill Zedler on Davis and supporters: "Terrorists."....Westboro Baptist Church on Taylor Swift: "The poster child for the young whores of doomed America."....Bill Maher: "These Supreme Court dudes, they don't live in the real world."....Ann Coulter on Chris Christie: "Dead to me."....London Daily Mail on Rolling Stones performance: "Night of the living dead."....

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