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July 26, 2016
Garry Kasparov on Trump acceptance: "I've heard this sort of speech a lot in the past 15 years and trust me, it doesn't sound any better in Russian."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "Trump's entire campaign is just one more late-night Trump infomercial...And for one low, low price, he'll even throw in a goofy hat."....Trump on Warren: "Pocahontas bombed last night."....Tina Brown on Trump: "The charisma of the third-world strongman...The appeal of his perfect family lightens the darkness and hate spewing out of his puckered sphincter of a mouth."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "A really nasty person."....Cory Booker on Trump: "That kind of mean-spirited hate doesn't even belong on a playground sandbox."....Sen. Bernie Sanders on Trump: "Bombast, fear-mongering, name-calling and divisiveness."....'Art of the Deal' ghostwriter Tony Schwartz: "My two-year-old grandson has a longer attention span than Donald Trump...I do regret writing the book."....Sen. Al Franken: "I got my doctorate in megalomania studies from Trump University."....GOP consultant Mike Murphy on Trump: "It's like being Charlie Manson's foxtrot instructor. You go out there, you teach him a few moves, and you think, 'Hey, look at that, he can learn the foxtrot.' And the next thing you know, he's trying to put a pen in your eye, because he's Charlie Manson."....Gov. Mike Pence on Clinton: "America's Secretary of the Status Quo."....Matt Taibbi on Pence: "Redefines boring. He makes Al Gore seem like the Wu-Tang Clan."....Reince Priebus on Clinton: "She reads ethics codes as carefully as Americans read their junk mail."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Clinton: "Believes that government should make virtually every choice in your life."....WI Gov. Scott Walker on Clinton: "If she were any more on the inside, she'd be in prison."....Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn on Clinton: "Lock her up."....FL attorney general Pam Biondi on Clinton: "Lock her up."....Rush Limbaugh on first night of the DNC: "It was delusional and deranged. A lot of it was unhinged...We got speaker after speaker, picture after picture ultimately of doom and gloom, of misery and suffering."....

July 22, 2016
Jon Stewart on Donald Trump's convention speech: "Ivanka said he was really compassionate and generous, but then this angry groundhog came out and he just vomited on everybody for an hour."....Jon Favreau: "This is Trump's 'Nightmare in America' speech."....David Itzkoff: "There are Norwegian death metal bands watching this speech going, 'Wow, this speech is depressing.'"....Clint Smith: "Like someone just poured gasoline over white supremacy and threw a match on it."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Trump: "Vote your conscience."....Political operative Roger Stone on Cruz: "Lyin' Ted's a duplicitous prick who signed a pledge to endorse the nominee."....NY delegate Nicholas A. Langworthy on Cruz: "He slit his own throat. He is finished in national Republican politics."....Ben Carson on Hillary Clinton: "Are we willing to elect as president someone who has as their role model somebody who acknowledges Lucifer?"....Chris Christie on Clinton: "She fights for the wrong people. She never fights for us."....GOP delegate John Roberts on Clinton: "Chose to go back to bed when an ambassador was being murdered."....Actor Antonio Sabatol Jr.: "She left our soldiers to die."....RNC co-chair Sharon Day: "Let's fight the oppressive government of Hillary Clinton."....Trump supporter Andy Wist: "Her only accomplishment is beating the rap every time she breaks the law."....GOP delegate chant: "Lock her up! Lock her up!"....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "A thin-skinned bully and a lousy, cheating businessman."....Trump on Warren: "Must prove she is not a fraud."....Warren to Trump: "It might blow your mind that a woman worked hard and earned a good job on her own, but it's not the 1800s. It happens."....Geraldo Rivera: "Don't believe the crap about Roger Ailes. Only ones talking dirt are those who hate Fox News and want to hurt network that's kicking their ass."....

July 18, 2016
Donald Trump on the U.S.: "Has no spirit."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump and Mike Pence: "Two small, insecure, weak men who use hate and fear to divide our country and our people."....Trump on the U.S. "Divided and out of control."....SC Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Trump: "A faker...No consistency."....Trump on Ginsburg: "Her mind is shot."....Ann Coulter on Pence: "The combo-platter of disaster."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Will sell our country down the tubes."....Norman Lear on Trump: "The middle finger of the American right hand."....Ed Rollins on Gov. Chris Christie: "Such a lap dog."....Adam Gopnik on Trump: "To call him a fascist of some variety is simply to use a historical label that fits."....Barbara Bush on Trump: "Money doesn't buy everything."....

July 11, 2016
Gretchen Carlson on Roger Ailes: "The Bill Cosby of media."....Newt Gingrich on Hillary Clinton: "Has total guilt."....Donald Trump on America: "We have a dishonest press. I love talking about how dishonest they are."....Trump on America: "We've become so politically correct that we're totally impotent."....Trump on America: "We have a crooked system. We have a rigged system."....Trump on reporters: "Bad people."....Trump on CNN: "Dishonest as hell."....Trump on Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "She's the worst."....Trump on Chuck Todd: "This really stupid guy."....Trump: "There's nothing as dishonest as the media, that I can tell you."....Nick Gillespie on Trump: "Lurches from embarrassment to embarrassment like a drunk stumbling through a restaurant knocking over every table in his path to the bathroom."....

June 29, 2016
Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Donald Trump: "A small, insecure, money-grubber who fights for no one but himself...A nasty man who will never become president of the United States."....Trump on Warren: "A total fraud...I think she's a racist."....Clinton foreign policy adviser Jake Sullivan on Trump: "The American people need a steady hand at times of uncertainty, not a reckless egomaniac."....Trump on George Will: "One of the most overrated pundits...Lost his way long ago."....Will on Trump: "Can say everything he knows about any subject in 140 characters."....Trump on Clinton: "Her judgment has killed thousands, unleashed ISIS, and wrecked the economy."....Mark Cuban on Trump: "It's rare that you see someone get stupider before your eyes, but he's really working at it...You look at him and say, 'What the hell are you talking about?'"....Trump on Clinton: "May be the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency."....Arianna Huffington on Trump: "The most dangerous and unstable nominee in modern history."....Trump on Clinton: "Defrauded America as Secretary of State...Has perfected the politics of personal profit and even theft. She gets rich making you poor."....Clinton on Trump: "The Clinton Foundation helps poor people around the world get access to life-saving AIDS medicine...Donald Trump uses poor people around the world to produce his line of suits and ties."....Trump on Clinton: "Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest."....Samantha Bee on Boris Johnson: "Trump with his hair on backwards."....

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