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June 17, 2013
Rep. Peter King on Edward Snowden: "A traitor. He betrayed his country."....Bob Schieffer on Snowden: "Just a narcissistic young man who has decided he is smarter than the rest of us."....Dick Cheney on Snowden: "Traitor."....Laura Ingraham on the morning-after pill: "It's a good deal for pedophiles, a good deal for people who commit statutory rape against young girls."....Alex Pareene on Sen. John McCain: "An old crank obsessed with war and unable to grasp the possible negative effects of conflict."....Joan Rivers on the Kardashians: "What an inspiration for everybody who's got a stupid pretty daughter."....

June 11, 2013
Jeffrey Toobin on Edward Snowden: "A grandiose narcissist who deserves to be in prison."....Fox News analyst Ralph Peters on Snowden: "Wants to the the national security Kim Kardashian."....New York Times on Obama Administration: "Has now lost all credibility."....Nancy Pelosi on Congress: "Rigged."....Rep. Elijah Cummings on Obama: "Needs to go back and read his own speeches."....Roger Ailes on Jonathan Alter: "Needs to check into a first year journalism program at Columbia or a rage counseling center immediately."....Radio host Michael Savage on Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's testimony on military sexual assault: "Sounds like a college chick at a dorm."....BBC host Andrew Neil on Alex Jones: "The worst person I have ever interviewed."....

June 5, 2013
Rep. Darrell Issa on WH spokesman Jay Carney: "A paid liar."....Former Obama aide David Plouffe on Issa: "Mr. Grand Theft Auto and suspected arsonist/insurance swindler."....Michael Gerson on Eric Holder: "Incompetence."....Dana Milbank on Bachmann retirement video: "Her trademark mixture of bombast, paranoia and error."....John Avlon on Bachmann: "Represented the worst of modern American politics...Degraded national debate, consistently chose fearmongering over facts, and exhibited every impulse of the demagogue and the ideologue."....Gabriel Gomez on Ed Markey: "Pond scum."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama and Christie: "A master-servant relationship."....James Taranto on Cambridge, MA: "A town full of communal narcissists."....Rolling Stone on The Great Gatsby: "Shush. Listen. That's blind ambition being thwarted by flawed execution."....

June 4, 2013
Tweets re the author of Game of Thrones: "A horrible, horrible man."...."About three deaths away from being called a Dark Lord."...."I hope you realize the hatred I have for you."...."You can't just write a book and not care about your characters. You. Just. Can't. Do. That."...."If George Martin was in Auburn right now I'd stab him in the heart."...."You're a sick man."...."I hate you George Martin!"...."What the hell is wrong with you! You sick-headed author, you don't think normally. I hate you."...."I'm about to murder the writer."...."You ruined my life!"...."He kills everything that I love."...."George Martin needs to be brought to justice."....

May 22, 2013
Penn Jillette on Donald Trump's hair: "Looks like cotton candy made of piss."....Alex Pareene on Barbara Walters: "Her entire public life has been an extended exercise in sycophancy and unalloyed power worship."....Mark Morford on NRA: "A twitchy clown car of paranoia and failure."....Joan Walsh on Mark Sanford: "Rather loopy, and somewhat creepy."....Sarah Palin on the media: "The reliable poodle-skirted cheerleader for the president."....Rich Stowall on 'Alpha House': "Runaway bigotry...Cowardly and unclever lampoonery...Liberals just aren't funny."....

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