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June 26, 2013
Justice Scalia on majority reasoning in DOMA case: "Legalistic argle-bargle."....Al Sharpton on VRA ruling: "Reprehensible...Has virtually canceled Dr. King's dream."....Rep. John Lewis: "Stuck a dagger into the heart of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, one of the most effective pieces of legislation Congress has passed in the last 50 years."....John Oliver: "The VRA...has a hole in it the exact shape of John Roberts' middle finger."....President Obama on climate change skeptics: "We don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society."....Jeb Bush on Obama: "An utter and complete failure."....Oliver North: "Everybody knows that Barack Obama doesn't mean anything he says...Jimmy Carter on steroids."....Paula Deen: "There is someone evil out there that saw what I worked for, and they wanted it."....

June 21, 2013
Gov. Bobby Jindal on the GOP: "It's time to stop the bedwetting...Put on your big boy pants."....Edward Snowden: "Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American...If they had taught a class on how to be the kind of citizen Dick Cheney worries about, I would have finished high school."....Bill Ayers: "Every president in this century should be put on trial. Every one of them goes into office dripping with blood and then adds to it."....

June 17, 2013
Rep. Peter King on Edward Snowden: "A traitor. He betrayed his country."....Bob Schieffer on Snowden: "Just a narcissistic young man who has decided he is smarter than the rest of us."....Dick Cheney on Snowden: "Traitor."....Laura Ingraham on the morning-after pill: "It's a good deal for pedophiles, a good deal for people who commit statutory rape against young girls."....Alex Pareene on Sen. John McCain: "An old crank obsessed with war and unable to grasp the possible negative effects of conflict."....Joan Rivers on the Kardashians: "What an inspiration for everybody who's got a stupid pretty daughter."....

June 11, 2013
Jeffrey Toobin on Edward Snowden: "A grandiose narcissist who deserves to be in prison."....Fox News analyst Ralph Peters on Snowden: "Wants to the the national security Kim Kardashian."....New York Times on Obama Administration: "Has now lost all credibility."....Nancy Pelosi on Congress: "Rigged."....Rep. Elijah Cummings on Obama: "Needs to go back and read his own speeches."....Roger Ailes on Jonathan Alter: "Needs to check into a first year journalism program at Columbia or a rage counseling center immediately."....Radio host Michael Savage on Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand's testimony on military sexual assault: "Sounds like a college chick at a dorm."....BBC host Andrew Neil on Alex Jones: "The worst person I have ever interviewed."....

June 5, 2013
Rep. Darrell Issa on WH spokesman Jay Carney: "A paid liar."....Former Obama aide David Plouffe on Issa: "Mr. Grand Theft Auto and suspected arsonist/insurance swindler."....Michael Gerson on Eric Holder: "Incompetence."....Dana Milbank on Bachmann retirement video: "Her trademark mixture of bombast, paranoia and error."....John Avlon on Bachmann: "Represented the worst of modern American politics...Degraded national debate, consistently chose fearmongering over facts, and exhibited every impulse of the demagogue and the ideologue."....Gabriel Gomez on Ed Markey: "Pond scum."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama and Christie: "A master-servant relationship."....James Taranto on Cambridge, MA: "A town full of communal narcissists."....Rolling Stone on The Great Gatsby: "Shush. Listen. That's blind ambition being thwarted by flawed execution."....

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