Mudline Archive

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  • August 19, 2016

    | August 19, 2016
    Stephen King: "If Jesus were around today, he'd turn Trump out with the rest of the money-changers."....Trump adviser Roger Stone on RNC chair Reince Priebus: "'Priebus' is Latin for 'douchebag.'"....Sean Hannity on CNN: "They literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day."....Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson on voters: "They are tired of seeing left-wing reporters literally beat Trump supporters into submission."....Trump on political pundits: "Poor, pathetic people."....Harry Reid on Trump: "A spoiled, unpatriotic, drain on society...Immigrants make America great. Trump makes America small, petty, and mean."....Trump adviser NH state Rep. Al Baldasaro on Hillary Clinton: "Should be put in the firing line and shot for treason."....Trump on media: "These people are the lowest form of life, I'm telling you. They are the lowest form of humanity."....Trump on former acting CIA director Michael Morell: "Lightweight...A total Clinton flunky."....Trump on Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake: "A joke!"....Trump on Clinton: "A pathological liar!"....Trump on CNN: "Laughable!"....Trump on NY Times: "A joke."....Trump on Don Lemon: "A lightweight. Dumb as a rock."....Trump: "I love watching these poor, pathetic [pundits] on television working so hard and so seriously to try and figure me out. They can't!"....Biden on Trump: "Would have loved Stalin."....NYT columnist Tom Friedman on Trump: "Forget politics; he is a disgusting human being. His children should be ashamed of him."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "Makes death threats because he's a pathetic coward who can't handle the fact that he's losing to a girl."....WaPo columnist Sally Jenkins on Ryan Lochte: "The dumbest bell that ever rang...Oblivion is what he deserves."....
  • August 9, 2016

    | August 09, 2016
    Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton: "She's truly unhinged...Totally unbalanced...In one way, she's a monster, okay?"....Clinton on Trump: "A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons."....Trump on Clinton: "The Queen of Corruption, she's a disaster...She's a very dishonest person...She's weak."....Michael Bloomberg: "Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us...I'm a New Yorker and I know a con when I see one...A dangerous demagogue."....Trump: "Little Michael Bloomberg, who never had the guts to run for president."....Rep. G.K. Butterfield on Trump: "A reckless individual who will say or do anything."....Trump: "Hillary Rotten Clinton...Corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes."....Gold Star father Khizr Khan to Trump in DNC speech: "Let me ask you, have you even read the United States Constitution? You have sacrificed nothing, and no one."....Trump on Khan: "Who wrote that? Did Hillary's script writers write it?...I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work every, very hard."....Ann Coulter on Khizr Khan: "An angry Muslim with a thick accent."....John Podhoretz on Coulter: "I'm ashamed ever to have known you."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump's criticism of Khizr and Ghazala Khan: "'Unacceptable' doesn't even begin to describe it."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "A man who cares only about himself -- every minute of the day."....Tina Brown: "Where Trumpworld intersects with the Kardashians and other reality-show phenomena is in its being entirely a projection of ego."....Meghan McCain on Trump's GOP: "The party I was part of is dead."....Former George W. Bush WH communications director Nicolle Wallace on Trump RNC speech: "The Republican party that I worked for for two decades died in this room tonight."....Art of the Deal ghostwriter Tom Schwartz on Trump RNC speech: "This is the Donald Trump I came to know. Not a word about hope. Not a word about possibility. All doom all the time."....Paul Ryan on DNC: "You can almost get through four hours of it, with a mute button."....
  • July 26, 2016

    | July 26, 2016
    Garry Kasparov on Trump acceptance: "I've heard this sort of speech a lot in the past 15 years and trust me, it doesn't sound any better in Russian."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "Trump's entire campaign is just one more late-night Trump infomercial...And for one low, low price, he'll even throw in a goofy hat."....Trump on Warren: "Pocahontas bombed last night."....Tina Brown on Trump: "The charisma of the third-world strongman...The appeal of his perfect family lightens the darkness and hate spewing out of his puckered sphincter of a mouth."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "A really nasty person."....Cory Booker on Trump: "That kind of mean-spirited hate doesn't even belong on a playground sandbox."....Sen. Bernie Sanders on Trump: "Bombast, fear-mongering, name-calling and divisiveness."....'Art of the Deal' ghostwriter Tony Schwartz: "My two-year-old grandson has a longer attention span than Donald Trump...I do regret writing the book."....Sen. Al Franken: "I got my doctorate in megalomania studies from Trump University."....GOP consultant Mike Murphy on Trump: "It's like being Charlie Manson's foxtrot instructor. You go out there, you teach him a few moves, and you think, 'Hey, look at that, he can learn the foxtrot.' And the next thing you know, he's trying to put a pen in your eye, because he's Charlie Manson."....Gov. Mike Pence on Clinton: "America's Secretary of the Status Quo."....Matt Taibbi on Pence: "Redefines boring. He makes Al Gore seem like the Wu-Tang Clan."....Reince Priebus on Clinton: "She reads ethics codes as carefully as Americans read their junk mail."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Clinton: "Believes that government should make virtually every choice in your life."....WI Gov. Scott Walker on Clinton: "If she were any more on the inside, she'd be in prison."....Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn on Clinton: "Lock her up."....FL attorney general Pam Biondi on Clinton: "Lock her up."....Rush Limbaugh on first night of the DNC: "It was delusional and deranged. A lot of it was unhinged...We got speaker after speaker, picture after picture ultimately of doom and gloom, of misery and suffering."....
  • July 22, 2016

    | July 22, 2016
    Jon Stewart on Donald Trump's convention speech: "Ivanka said he was really compassionate and generous, but then this angry groundhog came out and he just vomited on everybody for an hour."....Jon Favreau: "This is Trump's 'Nightmare in America' speech."....David Itzkoff: "There are Norwegian death metal bands watching this speech going, 'Wow, this speech is depressing.'"....Clint Smith: "Like someone just poured gasoline over white supremacy and threw a match on it."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Trump: "Vote your conscience."....Political operative Roger Stone on Cruz: "Lyin' Ted's a duplicitous prick who signed a pledge to endorse the nominee."....NY delegate Nicholas A. Langworthy on Cruz: "He slit his own throat. He is finished in national Republican politics."....Ben Carson on Hillary Clinton: "Are we willing to elect as president someone who has as their role model somebody who acknowledges Lucifer?"....Chris Christie on Clinton: "She fights for the wrong people. She never fights for us."....GOP delegate John Roberts on Clinton: "Chose to go back to bed when an ambassador was being murdered."....Actor Antonio Sabatol Jr.: "She left our soldiers to die."....RNC co-chair Sharon Day: "Let's fight the oppressive government of Hillary Clinton."....Trump supporter Andy Wist: "Her only accomplishment is beating the rap every time she breaks the law."....GOP delegate chant: "Lock her up! Lock her up!"....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "A thin-skinned bully and a lousy, cheating businessman."....Trump on Warren: "Must prove she is not a fraud."....Warren to Trump: "It might blow your mind that a woman worked hard and earned a good job on her own, but it's not the 1800s. It happens."....Geraldo Rivera: "Don't believe the crap about Roger Ailes. Only ones talking dirt are those who hate Fox News and want to hurt network that's kicking their ass."....
  • July 18, 2016

    | July 18, 2016
    Donald Trump on the U.S.: "Has no spirit."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump and Mike Pence: "Two small, insecure, weak men who use hate and fear to divide our country and our people."....Trump on the U.S. "Divided and out of control."....SC Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg on Trump: "A faker...No consistency."....Trump on Ginsburg: "Her mind is shot."....Ann Coulter on Pence: "The combo-platter of disaster."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Will sell our country down the tubes."....Norman Lear on Trump: "The middle finger of the American right hand."....Ed Rollins on Gov. Chris Christie: "Such a lap dog."....Adam Gopnik on Trump: "To call him a fascist of some variety is simply to use a historical label that fits."....Barbara Bush on Trump: "Money doesn't buy everything."....