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November 1, 2015
GOP debate moderator John Harwood to Jeb Bush: "The fact that you're at the fifth lectern tonight shows how far your stock has fallen."....Marco Rubio on Dem candidates: "I see a socialist, an isolationist, and a pessimist, and for the sake of me I can't figure out which one is which."....Trump on Jeb Bush: "His poll numbers tanked and he got nasty."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Bernie Sanders: "Went to the Soviet Union on his honeymoon and I don't think he ever came back."....Chris Christie to GOP debate moderators: "Even in New Jersey what you are doing is called rude."....Hillary Clinton on the GOP: "Pathetic."....House Benghazi Committee chairman Trey Gowdy on Hillary Clinton: "You are not worth 18 months of my life, with all due respect."....Newt Gingrich on Hillary Clinton: "She keeps lying."....Thom Yorke on Spotify: "The last desperate fart of a dying corpse."....

October 19, 2015
Jeb Bush on Trump 9/11 comments: "Pathetic."....Trump on Jeb Bush: "You're pathetic."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Dem debate: "It made me sick."....Robert Redford on Carly Fiorina: "A horror."....Trump on Bernie Sanders: "Maniac."....Karl Rove on former Gov. Lincoln Chafee: "As hapless as a puppy stranded in a hurricane."....MA Democratic Party vice chair Deb Kozikowski on Debbie Wasserman Schultz: "Establishing a full-fledged dictatorship at the DNC."....Trump on Dubya: "He didn't seem smart. I'd watch him in interviews and I'd look at people and ask, 'Do you think he understands the question?' I mean, he didn't seem like he had it."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Obama: "Completely incompetent as commander in chief."....Dr. Ben Carson on the national media: "You guys are down there with used car salesmen."....

October 9, 2015
United Steelworkers president Leo W. Gerard on TPP deal: "A big fat dead rat."....Sen. Harry Reid on Republicans: "Acting as puppets of the NRA."....Rep. Kevin McCarthy on the House: "Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom."....Rep. Peter King on the U.S.: "A banana republic."....Nate Silver on Trump: "The world's greatest troll."....Trump on Sen. Rand Paul: "A vicious little guy."....Trump on RedState founder Erick Erickson: "Fired like a dog...Just doesn't have it."....Erickson on Trump: "Gets his news several days late and still gets the facts wrong...Lives in a universe where even dogs are fired."....Sen. Marco Rubio on Putin: "A gangster and a thug."....Rep. Paul Gosar on climate change: "The fool's errand."....Rush Limbaugh on the First Lady: "Moochelle Obama."....Philip Bump on Kevin McCarthy: "Imagine seeing the door to the greatest opportunity of your life slammed in your face AND being from Bakersfield."....

October 2, 2015
Fox News' Rich Lowry on Trump: "[Carly Fiorina] cut off his balls with the precision of a surgeon."....Trump on Lowry: "Clueless...one of the dumbest of the talking heads."....Rubio on Trump: "Can't have more than a ten-second soundbite on any key issue...A very touchy and insecure guy."....Trump on Rubio: "A lightweight...I've never seen a young guy sweat so much."....France's Liberation Newspaper on Trump: "The American Nightmare...vulgar and opportunistic."....Frank Bruni on Trump: "A procrastinating college freshman planning an all-nighter before the final exam...A broken record of grandiose, self-infatuated music."....Suddeutsche Zeitung on Trump: "Weird, egomaniac, racist...yet he leads in the polls; how can that be?"....Bill O'Reilly on Trump campaign: "Just an extension of his reality show."....Former hostage Terry Anderson on Trump: "Probably couldn't tell you the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite. He's a simple-minded twit."....Rep. Paul Glosar on why he boycotted address to Congress: "[Pope Francis] has adopted all of the socialist talking points, wrapped false science and ideology into 'climate science' and is being presented to guilt people into leftist policies."....

September 21, 2015
Bobby Jindal on Trump: "An egomaniacal madman who has no principles...A narcissist."....Trump on Ben Carson: "Makes Jeb Bush look like the Energizer Bunny."....Ann Coulter on Republican debate: "How many f***ing Jews do these people think there are in the United States?"....Jay Michaelson on Ann Coulter: "You can only dog whistle so much before your audience starts to act rabid."....Bullying expert Rosalind Wiseman on Trump: "He's like an eighth-grade girl."....Trump on Martin O'Malley: "He apologized like a little baby, like a disgusting little weak pathetic baby."....Hillary Clinton on Trump: "Seems to delight in insulting women every chance he gets."....Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton: "She believes in the systematic murder of children in the womb to preserve their body parts."....Jared Taylor on Hillary Clinton: "A shopworn harridan even her supporters don't entirely trust."....GOP consultant Rick Wilson on Trump: "A bellowing billionaire with poor impulse control and a profoundly superficial understanding of the world."....Glenn Beck on Palin: "Has become a clown. I'm embarrassed that I was once for Sarah Palin."....Dolphin Project founder Ric O'Barry on organizers of Taiji, Japan's annual hunt that claims 20,000 dolphins: "The cruelest 50 men in the world."....

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