Mudline Archive

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  • May 25, 2016

    | May 25, 2016
    Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton: "As crooked as they come."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "Cares about no one but himself. A small, insecure money-grubber who doesn't care who gets hurt, so long as he makes some money off it."....Trump on Warren: "Didn't have the guts to run for POTUS."....Pat Buchanan on Bernie Sanders: "More and more has the aspect of a kamikaze pilot."....Emily's List VP Marcy Stech on Trump: "A known misogynist who tears down women for fun."....Trump on Bill Clinton: "The worst abuser of women in U.S. political history."....Paul Krugman on GOP: "Has largely cornered the market in raw ignorance."....Rep. Elijah Cummings on Benghazi Committee: "Republicans have now spent more than two years and nearly $7 million of taxpayer funds for the illegitimate purpose of bringing down Hillary Clinton's poll numbers."....Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson on Paul Ryan: "Isn't fit to be Speaker."....Variety's Maureen Ryan on Trevor Noah: "It's as if our reliable attack dog had suddenly lost its teeth and self-medicated with Xanax."....
  • May 17, 2016

    | May 17, 2016
    Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump VP slot: "That's like buying a ticket on the Titanic."....Trump on Graham: "You ever see this guy on television? He is nasty...A disgrace."....Trump on Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "Hillary Clinton's flunky...A fraud!"....Warren on Trump: "A bully who has a single play in his playbook -- offensive lies thrown at anyone who calls him out."....Trump on Warren: "A goofus."....Warren on Trump: "We get it. When a woman stands up to you, you're going to call her a basket case. Hormonal. Ugly."....Trump: "Goofy Elizabeth Warren is now using the woman's card like her friend Crooked Hillary. See her dumb tweet, 'When a woman stands up to you...'"....Warren on Trump: "Your words are reckless. Your record is embarrassing. And your free ride is over."....George Packer on Trump: "A celebrity proto-fascist with no impulse control."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "She was an unbelievably nasty, mean enabler, and what she did to a lot of [the women her husband had affairs with] is disgraceful.".... Trump on Obama: "The worst president in U.S. history."....Paul Krugman on Trump: "More ignorant than you can possibly imagine."....Jon Stewart on Trump: "Are you eligible to run if you are a man-baby, or a baby-man? He has the physical countenance of a man, and a baby's temperament and hands."....former McCain aide Mark Salter on Trump: "He's just an a**hole."....
  • May 9, 2016

    | May 09, 2016
    Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid on Donald Trump: "The nominee the Republican leaders deserve...a misogynistic, anti-Latino, anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant xenophobe."....former McCain aide Mark Salter on Trump: "A vainglorious, foolish, ignorant, low-character, bum of a guy."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "There's more support for him among leaders of the KKK than leaders of the political party he now controls."....former Eisenhower and Nixon aide Stephen Hess on Trump: "He of all the candidates I have ever known is the most profoundly ignorant of the presidency."....former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright on Trump: "Maybe he never read history or he doesn't understand it."....Glenn Beck on Trump: "I don't want my children to look at that man and say, 'That is my president.'"....Die Welt magazine on Trump: "The unthinkable has come to pass."....Jon Stewart on Trump: "An unrepentant, narcissistic a**hole."....
  • April 28, 2016

    | April 28, 2016
    Sen. Al Franken: "Republicans are in kind of a bind since their best hope for stopping Donald Trump is a guy who's the lovechild of Joe McCarthy and Dracula."....Trump on Cruz: "A phony."....Cruz on Trump: "Makes absurd statements on a daily basis."....Cruz campaign manager Jeff Rose on Trump as GOP nominee: "A sure disaster."....Trump convention manager Paul Manafort on Cruz campaign: "Gestapo tactics."....Charles Koch on Trump Muslim registration plan: "Monstrous...Reminiscent of Nazi Germany."....Sen. Chuck Grassley on Sen. Harry Reid: "There's Reid, and then there's reality."....
  • April 20, 2016

    | April 20, 2016
    Trump on Cruz campaign: "Dirty tricksters."....Cruz on Trump: "Curses and yells and insults whoever's nearby...Has no solutions to the problems we're facing."....Iowa Trump co-chair Tana Goertz on Cruz: "Stealing, lying, and bribing people to become delegates."....Cruz spokesman Ron Nehring on Trump campaign: "Operating with the same efficiency as...Trump University and Trump Steaks and Trump Magazine."....Trump on Clinton: "Her whole life has been a big, fat, beautiful lie."....Trump on Colorado primary: "A total fix...A crooked, crooked system."....Trump on RNC: "They should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this kind of crap to happen."....Trump on Clinton: "Guilty as hell."....Bob Cesca on David Brooks: "Totally, painfully, irredeemably clueless."....Bill Maher on upcoming GOP convention: "Professional wrestling meets Krystallnacht."....Alex Jones on Glenn Beck: "A false prophet whose messiah is Ted Cruz...A cynical, twisted weirdo...An egomaniac, super-narcissist, probably psychotic, in my view, and he's insane and wants to be a cult leader."....Steve Miller on Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: "This whole industry f***ing sucks...All the people that were sitting in the front row tonight, like the guy that came from my record company, I wanted to pull him by his necktie and kick him in the nuts."....