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September 10, 2015
Trump on Obama: "Never, ever, ever in my life have I seen any transaction so incompetently negotiated as our deal with Iran...We are led by very, very, stupid people."....Sarah Palin: "Only in an Orwellian Obama world full of sprinkly fairy dust blown from a toxic unicorn as he's peeking through a really pretty pink kaleidoscope would he ever see victory or safety for America or Israel in this treaty."....Trump: "For the most part, you can't respect people because most people aren't worthy of respect."....Paul Krugman on Trump: "He's exactly the ignorant blowhard he seems to be."....Trump to Univision host Jorge Ramos: "I have a bigger heart than you do."....Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Trump: "No one has to twist his words because what he says is twisted enough. He speaks fluent pretzel."....Marla Maples on ex-husband Donald Trump: "The little boy that still wants attention."....Des Moines Register on Trump: "A feckless blowhard."....Trump on Des Moines Register: "Very dishonest...Failing."....Trump on Hugh Hewitt after interview: "A third-rate radio announcer."....Trump military academy mentor Col. Theodore Dobias, on Trump: "A conniver, even then. A real pain in the ass."....Trump on Trump: "When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I'm basically the same. The temperament is not that different."....Molly Ball on Trump: "This season's flesh-colored gap in the space-time continuum."....

September 2, 2015
Trump on Jeb Bush: "Can't negotiate his way out of a paper bag."....Timothy Egan on Trump: "The orangutan-haired vulgarian...Narcissism, rudeness, frivolity and xenophobia."....Trump on Jeb Bush ad: "Yet another weak hit by a candidate with a failing campaign."....John Boehner on Ted Cruz: "A jackass."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump: "A complete idiot...I'll beat his brains out."....Trump on Mexico: "Living off the United States...Not our friend."....La Raza spokeswoman Lisa Navarrete on Trump: "An exceedingly silly man...I look at him as a two-year-old who will say a naughty word to get their parents' attention."....Mexico's interior minister Miguel Angel Osorio Chong on Trump immigration comments: "Absurd...Prejudice, racism, or plain ignorance...Migrants from practically every nation in the world...have supported the development of the United States."....George Zimmerman on Obama: "Ignorant baboon."....Missouri school board member Mark Gremaud on a colleague: "You are just a woman. The only thing you know is laying on your back with your legs in the air splayed."....Fox 35 anchor John Brown, walking off camera during his show's latest Kardashian piece: "It's a non-story! We're talking about this family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family any more! That's enough!"....Tom LeClair on Jonathan Franzen's novel 'Purity': "I wonder if the book could be the great American novel of narcissistic masochism, a bad book written to punish the author for being a bad man in the past."....

August 24, 2015
Trump on former Gov. Martin O'Malley: "A disgusting little weak pathetic baby."....GOP pollster Frank Luntz on Trump and Sanders: "Delivering a big 'F*** you' to the elites in America."....former Trump adviser Roger Stone on Luntz: "Pathetic turd."....Trump on Heidi Klum: "Sadly, she's no longer a 10."....Michael Gerson on Trump: "[A] joyful, spontaneous combination of ignorance and malice."....Chris Christie on Obama: "Has set a standard in Washington of lawlessness."....Trump on the U.S.: "Going to hell."....Ann Coulter on Fox News: "Is using black people as a false flag to keep cheap Third World labor flowing."....Trump on the U.S.: "The American Dream is dead."....Des Moines Register on Trump: "A feckless blowhard."....Keith Richards on "Sgt. Pepper": "A mishmash of rubbish, kind of like 'Satanic Majesties;' 'Oh, if you can make a load of s***, so can we.'"....

August 17, 2015
Donald Trump on Gov. Scott Walker: "A dumb-dumb."....Trump on being interviewed by Anderson Cooper: "What a waste of time."....Rand Paul on Trump: "I easily beat him on the golf course and will even more easily beat him now."....Trump on NYT reporter Tim O'Brien: "Dumb guy with no clue."....Trump on Bureau of Labor Statistics: "Bunch of real clowns."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump: "A jackass."....Trump on Graham: "What a stiff...A total lightweight."....Trump on Fiorina: "I can't say anything because Carly's a woman, and I don't want to be accused of being tough on her. I promised I would not say that she ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground. That her stock value tanked."....Jack Shafer: "Donald Trump isn't a simpleton, he just talks like one...If you were to market [his] vocabulary as a toy, it would resemble a small box of Lincoln Logs."....

August 9, 2015
Trump on Fox News' Frank Luntz: "A low-class slob...A clown."....Ben Carson on Democratic voters: "Useful idiots."....Trump campaign on Erick Erickson: "Weak and pathetic."....Mike Huckabee on Obama: "Trusts our enemies but vilifies everyone who disagrees with him."....Trump on GOP rivals: "I wish good luck to all the Republican candidates that traveled to California to beg for money etc from the Koch brothers...Puppets?"....Rand Paul on Trump: "He buys and sells politicians of all stripes."....Trump: "Everywhere in the world that Hillary Clinton touched is more messed up."....Ted Cruz on Obama: "[Trying to] snuggle up to radical Islamic regimes who hate America."....Trump on Obama: "He has set a very low bar and I think it's a shame for the African American people."....Sen. Marco Rubio on God: "Has blessed the Republican Party with some very good candidates. The Democrats can't even find one."....NY Daily News on Cosby: "America's Rapist."....

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