Mudline Archive

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  • February 26, 2016

    | February 26, 2016
    Donald Trump on Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz: "This guy's a choke artist, and this guy's a liar."....Rubio on Trump: "A con artist."....Trump on Cruz: "Holds up the Bible and then lies."....Cruz on Trump: "We can't be fooled by P.T. Barnum."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on GOP: "Has gone bats**t crazy."....Rubio on Trump: "If he builds the wall the way he built Trump Towers, he'll be using illegal immigrant labor to do it."....former Mexican president Vicente Fox: "I'm not going to pay for that f***ing wall. He should pay for it. He's got the money."....Trump: "I don't believe anything Telemundo says."....Lindsey Graham on Trump: "He's just generally a loser as a person and a candidate."....Rubio: "If he hadn't inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan."....Trump to Hugh Hewitt: "Very few people listen to your radio show. That's the good news."....Minority Leader Harry Reid on Senate Republicans: "Obstruction that is on steroids."....Judiciary Committee chairman Chuck Grassley on Reid: "Childish tantrums."....Fox News' Dana Perino on Reid: "An absolutely poisonous figure...A disaster for the country."....Ben Carson: "The IRS is not honest, and we need to get rid of them."....Trump on Rubio: "I watched him melt down, and it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen."....Washington Post on Trump: "A bullying demagogue."....Jack Shafer on Trump: "Mr. Mouth Almighty."....Cornel West on Hillary Clinton: "The Milli Vanilli of American politics."....Glenn Beck on Trump: "Is grooming Brownshirts."....Matt Taibbi on Ted Cruz's face: "It looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint."....Bill Maher: "Ben Carson's resting face is the same face the dog has when watching his owner have sex."....
  • February 19, 2016

    | February 19, 2016
    Donald Trump: "Ted Cruz is a totally unstable individual. He is the single biggest liar I've ever come across, in politics or otherwise, and I have seen some of the best of them."....Rep. Pete King on Trump: "A drunken uncle at a party."....Bernie Sanders: "I am proud to say that Henry Kissinger is not my friend."....Trump on Cruz: "The definition of sleaze."....George W. Bush on Trump: "Strength is not empty rhetoric. It is not bluster. It is not theatrics...The strongest person isn't usually the loudest person in the room."....Trump: "How can Ted Cruz be an Evangelical Christian when he lies so much and is so dishonest?"....Glenn Beck: "Too many people right now are looking at a guy like Trump and believing that that man has ever opened a Bible. That's the biggest crock of bullcrap I've ever heard. We all know it."....Cruz on Trump: "When you point to his own record he screams, 'Liar! Liar! Liar!'"....Trump on Cruz: "This guy will say anything. Nasty guy. Now I know why he doesn't have one endorsement from any of his colleagues."....Bush on Trump: "A man who insults his way to the nomination."....Trump on Cruz: "The worst liar, crazy, or very dishonest. Perhaps all three?"....David Denby: "If more people had read Mark Twain, Donald Trump wouldn't have gotten anywhere, because that kind of blustering egomania con artist is all through Huckleberry Finn, and you would recognize that this guy doesn't have any idea what he's talking about."....Gov. John Kasich on GOP: "I think we're fixing to lose the election to Hillary Clinton."....
  • February 10, 2016

    | February 10, 2016
    NY Daily News: "Dawn of the Brain Dead: Clown comes back to life with N.H. win as mindless zombies turn out in droves."....HuffPo on Trump: "A serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist, birther and bully."....The National Review on Trump: "A philosophically unmoored political opportunist."....Eva Schloss, stepsister to Anne Frank, on Trump: "Acting like another Hitler by inciting racism."....P.J. O'Rourke on Trump: "A bigger racist pig than George Wallace."....Former Bush aide Pete Wehner: "If Mr. Trump heads the Republican Party, it will no longer be a conservative party; it will be an angry, bigoted, populist one."....Sen. Ted Cruz: "The Donald Trump school of debate: If the facts are uncomfortable, simply yell and scream and stomp your feet."....Trump on Cruz: "A flat-out liar."....Cruz on Trump: "A fragile soul."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on GOP primaries: "It's like buying a ticket on the Titanic after you see the movie. You know how it ends."....
  • February 3, 2016

    | February 03, 2016
    Carly Fiorina on Hillary Clinton: "Qualified for the Big House, not the White House...She's escaped prosecution more than El Chapo."....Marco Rubio on Clinton: "One of her first acts as president may well be to pardon herself."....Chris Christie on Clinton: "She will never get within ten miles of the White House. The days for the Clintons in public housing are over."....Donald Trump on Glenn Beck: "A whack job."....Rubio on Ted Cruz: "Willing to say or do anything in order to win an election."....Trump on Cruz: "An anchor baby in Canada."....Rubio on Barack Obama: "Systematically and habitually violates the constitution."....Trump on NH Union-Leader publisher Joe McQuaid: "Truly a dishonest guy."....Sarah Palin on Iowa Rep. Steve King: "Maybe he's been hanging out in a cornfield too long huffing ethanol."....Fox News on Trump: "We can't give in to terrorizations toward any of our employees."....Trump on Fox: "Without me they'd have no ratings."....Daily Beast on Trump: "The Art of the Tantrum."....Ben Carson on the American people: "Terrified."....Rubio on Obama: "Seven disastrous years."....Former CIA director and Defense Secretary Robert Gates, on the 2016 presidential contenders: "The level of dialogue on national security issues would embarrass a middle schooler."....Bill Maher: "Somewhere along the line the information superhighway became Bullshit Boulevard."....
  • January 25, 2016

    | January 25, 2016
    Donald Trump on Jeb Bush ad: "Desperately needed mommy to help him."....Bush press secretary Kristy Campbell on Trump: "Started the day aligning himself with white supremacists, ended it attacked a Former First Lady. Huge day..."....Trump on Bush: "He is ashamed to use the name 'Bush' in ads."....National Review on Trump: "A philosophically unmoored political opportunist."....Trump on NR: "A failing publication that has lost its way... Only knows how to criticize, but not how to lead."....former Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Trump: "Primal screaming may be good for therapy, but it is a poor substitute for practical politics."....Elliot Abrams on Trump: "What's troubling is that he doesn't know that he doesn't know anything about national security."....Mark Helprin on Trump: "He is whatever he pleases to be at the moment, the only principle being the triumph of his will."....William Kristol: "Isn't Trumpism a two-bit Caesarism of a kind that American conservatives have always disdained?"....John Podhoretz on Trump as president: "Would be, unquestionably, the worst thing to happen to the American common culture in my lifetime."....Cal Thomas: "Isn't a narcissist what we currently have in the White House?"....Matt Walsh: "The melding of Trumpianity with Christianity has been among the more awkward and grotesque phenomenons I've ever witnessed...I watch it unfold feeling like a guy whose best friend just started dating the town floozy."....