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July 29, 2015
Claire McCaskill on Ted Cruz and Trump: "A lost puppy hoping to get his leftovers."...Rick Perry on Trump: "Offers a barking carnival act that can best be described as Trumpism: a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean-spiritedness and nonsense...His candidacy is a cancer on conservatism."....Charlie Daniels on Obama: "Makes deals with murdering scumbags."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Has no class."....Scott Walker on the Left: "Has lame ideas, like minimum wage."....Martin O'Malley: "If Donald Trump wants to run on a platform of demonizing immigrants, then he should go back to the 1840s and run for the nomination of the Know Nothing party."....Jesse Ventura: "These Republicans think they're going to be president? Well not if they keep saying s*** like this."....

July 16, 2015
Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk on Obama: "[Wants] to get nukes to Iran."....Dick Cheney on Iran deal: "A lie."....Rick Perry on Obama: "A very, very naive man...who cannot put the dots together."....Donald Trump on Chuck Todd: "I hear that Sleepy Eyes will be fired like a dog from ratings-starved Meet the Press...I can't imagine what is taking so long!... Isn't he pathetic? Love watching him fail!"....Paul Krugman on Trump: "A belligerent, loudmouthed racist with not an ounce of compassion for less fortunate people."....Fox host Eric Bolling on Geraldo Rivera: "Exploits and sensationalizes everything."....Rivera: "You're lucky that you're my friend. I'd knock you out right now. That's absolute B.S."....Oklahoma GOP on food stamps: "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."....Keith Olbermann on Dinesh D'Souza: "Stupidest mammal in the hemisphere."....Sinead O'Connor on Kim Kardashian: "What is this c*** doing on the cover of Rolling Stone? Music has officially died."....

July 11, 2015
Donald Trump on 'Modern Family' writer Danny Zuker: "You're a total loser!"....Zuker on Trump: "Your insults need work. Here's one I've been working on: 'Every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic.' See?"....Trump on Zuker: "Lightweight...So pathetic and easy (stupid)."....Zuker on Trump: "Since you're unable to manufacture decent comebacks maybe you could outsource the job to China...I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your s**tty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical."....Trump on Zuker: "Has the mind of a very dumb and backward child."....Zuker on Trump: "['Modern Family' has] never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo."....

July 1, 2015
Jim Carrey on CA Gov. Jerry Brown: "This corporate fascist must be stopped."....Donald Trump on the U.S.: "We have incompetent people running us...We are the big stupid fools...We have a bunch of losers, we have a bunch of political hacks."....Pat Boone on Dylann Roof: "This boy...was carefully prepared and led by the Devil himself to kill as many Christians as he could. The fact that they were black was an excuse more than a reason."....Trump on Jeb Bush: "A stiff."....Justice Scalia on the Supreme Court: "Has descended from...disciplined legal reasoning to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."....Trump on Charles Krauthammer: "A jerk."....David Frum: "Listening to Donald Trump on marriage inspires the thought that Henry VIII doesn't get enough credit for the wives he didn't execute."....Trump on bombing Iraq's oilfields to hurt ISIS: "I don't care about the government of Iraq. They're corrupt...Who cares?"....David Crosby on Kanye West: "Can't write, sing, or play. A poseur."....Donald Trump on U.S. negotiators: "The people representing Iran are master negotiators. They're dealing with fools."....Simon Maloy: "There's a tendency among voters to confuse 'rich' with 'good at business,' and 'good at business' with 'capable of managing the largest economy in the world.' This confusion is at the heart of the Trump brand, which is based on relentless, soul-withering self-promotion."....Trump on Sen. Marco Rubio: "Overrated."....

June 24, 2015
John Oliver: "The Confederate flag is one of those symbols that really should only be seen on T-shirts, belt buckles, and bumper stickers, to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world."....John Fund: "Maybe Trump is a double agent...He reinforces all the Left's negative stereotypes of conservatives as ignorant blowhards."....Rep. Mike Coffman on the VA: "It's too bad we can't take [its] leadership and export it and give it to some of our adversaries around the planet. Let them suffer...Can you imagine if the VA was in charge of ISIS?"...P.J. O'Rourke on Trump's Taj Mahal: "Bearing the same relation to the noble white mausoleum in Uttar Pradesh as a turd bears to a prize in a Cracker Jack box."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Hillary Clinton: "Absolutely delusional. She has disqualified herself to be commander-in-chief."....Kevin D. Williamson on Trump: "Has about as much command of the issues as the average sophomore at a not especially good college."....former Bunny Holly Madison on life in the Playboy Mansion: "A living hell."....Lewis Black: "'Trump is running for president.' That's already a punchline. That's the joke! The joke's done."....Rachel Maddow on John Boehner's leadership: "Couldn't lead a puppy to a hamburger."....Jon Stewart on Trump: "America's id is running for president. Trump is the part of your brain that's like at 3 a.m. going, 'Let's go take a s*** in a mailbox. Come on, who's gonna know?'"....

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