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December 24, 2015
Trump on Jeb Bush: "Sad. So sad...Close to incompetent."....Trump on Angela Merkel: "Ruining Germany."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Lies like crazy about everything."....Trump on Cruz: "Frankly like a little bit of a maniac."....Hillary Clinton on Trump: "Is becoming ISIS' best recruiter."....Jeb Bush on Trump: "A jerk."....Bernie Sanders on Trump: "A pathological liar."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "That's not a president."....Clinton on Trump: "We can't let anyone bully their way into the presidency."....Jeb Bush on Trump: "Put an F on the scorecard."....

December 17, 2015
Trump on Jeb Bush: "Nobody cares."....Jeb Bush on Trump: "You're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency."....Trump on Bush: "He has failed in this campaign. It's been a total disaster."....Bush on Trump: "He's a chaos candidate. And he'd be a chaos president."....Trump on Bush: "With Jeb's attitude, we will never be great again."....Chris Christie on President Obama: "A feckless weakling."....Rand Paul on Christie: "If you're in favor of World War III, you have your candidate."....Trump on the U.S.: "We're not respected as a nation any more."....Trump on SC Chief Justice John Roberts: "Disgraceful."....Trump on Charles Krauthammer: "He's terrible. The worst."....Trump on George Will: "You fall asleep listening to the guy."....Carly Fiorina on Trump: "The pied piper that leads the media around by the nose."....Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Trump: "What rough beast slouches toward Washington to be born?"....

December 11, 2015
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Trump is ISIS's greatest triumph...This cruel and dim-witted thinking is not the stuff presidents are made of."....Trump on Obama: "The worst thing that's ever happened to Israel. The worst."....Bernie Sanders on Trump: "Now he thinks we're supposed to hate Muslims. That kind of crap is not going to work in the United States of America."....Trump on Obama: "We have a president who is a stupid person."....Trump adviser Michael Cohen on wooing Latinos: "The ones that don't like Trump aren't even here legally and they can't vote, so it doesn't really matter, right?"....London mayor Boris Johnson on Trump: "Clearly out of his mind...A quite stupefying ignorance that makes him frankly unfit to hold the office of the President of the United States."....Martin O'Malley on Trump: "A fascist demagogue."....J.K. Rowling on Trump: "Voldemort is nowhere near as bad."....Simon Schama: "Just because Trump is a detestable moron doesn't mean he isn't also sinister and dangerous."....

December 8, 2015
Carly Fiorina on Trump: "The pattern that I see is a man who seems to only feel big when he's trying to make other people look small. And I think it makes Donald Trump look the smallest of all."....Trump on WaPo blogger Jennifer Rubin: "Highly untalented... A real dummy...Why does WashPost have low IQ people?"....Kasich communications director Chris Schrimpf on Trump: "Outrageous divisiveness characterizes his every breath."....Dana Milbank on Trump: "A bigot and a racist."....Trump on terrorism: "The problem will be solved when [Obama] gets the hell out."....Chris Christie on Obama: "He's done some pretty stupid s*** under the philosophy of not doing stupid s***."....Herman Cain on Jeb Bush: "You can't fall when you've never gotten any higher than the floor in the first place."....Trump on Obama: "He reads a teleprompter because he can't do anything else."....Geraldo Rivera: "The NRA is full of s***."....

November 30, 2015
NYC mayor Bill de Blasio on Trump: "A blowhard."....Trump on de Blasio: "The worst mayor in the U.S."....Radio host Steve Deace on Trump Muslim registration views: "Creeping fascism."....Jeb Bush adviser John Noonan: "Fascism. Period."....Rubio adviser Max Boot: "Trump is a fascist."....Jonah Goldberg on Obama: "A villain in his own theater of the absurd."....Trump on Obama: "I think he is naive, if you want to know the truth. Beyond the incompetent part."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Totally incompetent."....Harry Shearer on Trump: "The OJ of politics."....John Oliver on ISIS: "The Ebola of people."....Rush Limbaugh: "Just because you're an Islamaphobe does not mean that they're not out to get you."....Liz Smith on Trump claims re cheering NJ Muslims: "Just the latest in his efforts to become America's Benito Mussolini."....Trump on John Kasich: "A total dud."....Andrew O'Hehir on Jeb Bush: "A clueless, entitled dweeb who got sandbagged by history."....Trump on Marco Rubio: "A total lightweight...Highly overrated."....Barrett Holmes Pitner on Ben Carson: "A barrage of gobbledygook."....God, posting on Twitter: "If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious."....Michelle Malkin: "Ninety-nine percent of all politicians are crapweasels."....

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