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June 18, 2014
Dick and Liz Cheney on Obama: "Determined to leave office ensuring he has taken America down a notch."....former Rep. Allen West on Benghazi suspect: "Conveniently captured to deflect attention from all the other nightmares."....Concerned Vets CEO and Fox contributor Pete Hegseth: "It's all too neat and it's too cute."....Sen. Harry Reid on arrest critics: "They've lost touch with reality. It's really pathetic."....Sen. John Cornyn: "It took nearly 4,500 American lives to win freedom for Iraq. It took one president to lose it."....Mitt Romney on Obama Administration: "Has not taken the action necessary to prevent bad things from happening."....opponent Mary Burke on WI Gov. Scott Walker's jobs plan: "Frankly, I've seen eighth grade term papers that have more work put into them."....

June 12, 2014
Dog the Bounty Hunter on stand-your-ground laws: "Bullcrap."....House Speaker John Boehner on Iraq: "What's the president doing? He's taking a nap."....Sen. John McCain: "Everybody in his national security team, including the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, ought to be replaced. It's a colossal failure of American security policy."....Gen. Barry McCaffrey on Iraq: "A dreadful place."....Allen West on Bob Bergdahl: "Sanctified the White House and claimed it for Islam."....Jezebel's Erin Loria Ryan on George Will rape column: "Ladies Love Being Rape Victims, Says A**hole."....Michelle Malkin on Will critics: "The Left can't handle truth-tellers exposing hype and agenda of White House and femme-a-gogues."....Michael Tomasky on Fox's Bergdahl coverage: "The typical evidence-free allegation, oxygenated by rife speculation from the usual suspects, who have no knowledge of anything but just want to get a meme started."....Tucker Carlson on the U.S.: "What a whiny country this is...You can never say what's true."....

June 6, 2014
Fox News analyst Lt. Col. Ralph Peters on Bergdahl release: "Benghazi 2.0."....Rep. Duncan Hunter: "A botched foreign policy move."....Gov. Rick Perry: "Was this done to take the VA off the front pages?"....Bill O'Reilly on Bergdahl's father: "Looks like a Muslim."....Fox News A-Team member Keith Ablow on Obama: "Doesn't affiliate with patriotism...Does not have...Americanism in his soul."....Max Hastings on Obama: "Giving the world a convincing impersonation of a marshmallow."....Dick Cheney on Obama: "A very weak president...Doesn't understand his obligations."....Paul Begala: "If Barack Obama cured cancer, Republicans would attack him for putting oncologists out of work."....Evan Gahr on Dr. Ben Carson's ideas: "A noxious mix of ignorance and certitude -- a dead-serious version of Stephen Colbert."....Maureen Dowd on Monica Lewinsky: "Like a Golden Oldie tour of a band you didn't want to hear in the first place."....

May 25, 2014
Sen. Dianne Feinstein on House Benghazi committee: "A hunting mission for a lynch mob."....Richard Cohen on GOP Benghazi obsession: "It is rude. It is crude. It is disrespectful and it is downright nuts."....Michael Tomasky on Karl Rove's 'brain damage' comments: "Just one more act of dishonesty and desperation by a man who has been, really, a loser for several years now.".... Meghan McCain: "I hate Karl Rove."....Brazilian sailing legend Lars Grael on bay to be used for sailing in 2016 Olympics: "Dark, brown and stinking."....Biologist Mario Moscatelli: "A latrine."....German sailing team: "Welcome to the dump that is Rio."....A.O. Scott on 'Blended': "Sheer audience-insulting incompetence...It will make your children stupid."....

May 15, 2014
Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian, on 'Grace of Monaco': "So awe-inspiringly wooden that it is basically a fire risk."....Jon Frosch, The Atlantic: "Dreadful...Uninspiring from its first frame to its last."....Aaron Hills: "Giggle-worthy, flashbulb kitsch with no self awareness to is boldly stupid choices."....Scott Foundas, Variety: "As dramatically inert as star Nichole Kidman's frigid cheek muscles."....Stephen Dalton, The Hollywood Reporter: "The 'Shrek' movies deconstruct fairy tale conventions with much more depth and wit than this dreary parade of lifeless celebrity waxworks."....

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