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January 21, 2015
Sarah Palin on President Obama: "Like an overgrown little boy who's just acting kind of spoiled. And moms, we don't put up with that, do we. No. Well, dads either."....John Swaine: "Following Palin, Rick Perry sounds like Pericles."....Donald Trump on Mitt Romney: "He should have run and he choked. You don't give a choker a second chance."....GOP pollster Kellyanne Conway on Hillary Clinton: "The second most influential person in her own household."....Roger Simon on GOP 2016 candidates: "The Republican Party's clown car has become a clown van."....British PM David Cameron on Islamist terrorists: "[A] poisonous fanatical death cult of a narrative that is perverting the religion of Islam."....Matt Taibbi on 'American Sniper': "The mere act of trying to make a typically Hollywoodian one-note fairy tale set in the middle of the insane moral morass that is/was the Iraq occupation is both dumber and more arrogant than anything George Bush or even Dick Cheney ever tried."....Seth Rogen: "Kind of reminds me of the [Nazi propaganda film] that's showing in the third act of 'Inglourious Basterds.'"....Michael Moore: "Snipers aren't heroes. And invaders are worse."....Newt Gingrich on Moore: "Should spend a few weeks with ISIS and Boko Haram."....Rush Limbaugh on SOTU: "'I hope he fails'...has been my State of the Union response every year. I can't get more clear-cut than that."....Bill Maher: "If you are one of the people with a website devoted to making [Rush Limbaugh] go away, you are part of the problem...You're just a baby who can't stand to live in a world where you hear things that upset you."....Mike Huckabee on Beyonce's music: "Mental poison."....

January 16, 2015
Gov. Chris Christie on NJ reporters: "Could you find a group of more self-consumed people?....If they want to act like children, let them act like children."....Rep. Alan Grayson: "For a five-month period that ended [last week], every single elected Republican in Congress was a white Christian...GOP motto: "We're monochromatic!"....John Boehner on Obama's executive orders on immigration: "An affront to the rule of law and the Constitution."....Erick Erickson on dead Paris terrorists: "Wrap their bodies in the carcasses of pigs."....George Lopez on Erik Estrada: "You want to put credits together? You want to put television shows together, or overall how much money we've made in our careers? I'll f*** that mother****er up."....Liam Neeson: "There's over 300 million guns, privately owned, in America. I think it's a f***ing disgrace."....

January 9, 2015
Mike Huckabee on Jay Z: "Is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object."....Bill Maher: "There are no great religions; they're all stupid and dangerous."....PETA on Sarah Palin: "Hard-hearted...Bizarrely callous...She knows PETA about as well as she knows geography."....North Korea on the U.S.: "Inveterate repugnancy and hostility."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on the economy: "Works well for about 10 percent of the people."....GOP Rep. Mick Mulvaney on effort to oust Boehner as Speaker: "Driven as much by talk radio as by a thoughtful and principled effort to make a change."....Rep. Alan Grayson: "Judging by whom it elects to Congress, the GOP is now the White Christian Party."....Emma Stone on Game of Thrones: "A joke show."....

December 28, 2014
North Korea's National Defense Commission on Obama: "Always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest."....George Packer on Congress: "A stagnant pool where things turn fetid."....David Brooks on TNR owner Chris Hughes: "Callow and incompetent."....David Frum on 2016: "In this magnificent land of opportunity, anyone can aspire to the presidency, provided only that an immediate relative had the job already."....Bill Kristol on SONY dropping "The Interview": "Could be...a signpost in a collapse of civilizational courage."....Mark Fiore on SONY: "So, we don't negotiate with terrorists if they threaten to kill hostages, but if someone releases nasty emails about Angelina Jolie, we will do exactly as they say."....Rush Limbaugh on America: "The culture is rotting away."....Sophia A. McClennen on Limbaugh: "Seems to have a never-ending ability to spit bile at his fellow citizens."....

December 8, 2014
Slate on Nancy Grace: "The most ridiculous human being on the planet."....Ayelet Waldman on her novel not making the 100 Notable Books list: "F*** the f***ing New York Times."....Geraldo on haters responding to his comments supporting Obama immigration move: "I'm turning your posts over to Fox News and Facebook authorities because you little pieces of s*** hiding in the shadows of your mother's basement deserve no less."....Erica Jagger on ads aimed at middle-aged women: "I don't mind being fifty-two. I mind being bombarded with messages that menopause is going to make me her bitch, that it's time to trade in my thongs for Depends, and that I'm more likely to hold hands with my man in tandem hammocks than fornicate in every room in the house."....Anne Lamott on the Tea Party: "Some of the angriest, most hateful people on earth, and they're backed by what they think is the Scripture. The Scripture is 180 degrees away from that."....Rush Limbaugh: "The left is one of the most racist, biased, bigoted bunch of people you run into."....Chris Rock: "In America, if you fraudulently sell cigarettes the cops will literally kill you, but if you fraudulently sell mortgages you will get a bonus."....Mike Ditka on objections to using 'Redskins': "So stupid it's appalling."....

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