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June 28, 2012
Sarah Palin on ACA ruling: "Obama lies; freedom dies."....Ben Shapiro: "This is the end of America as we know it. No exaggeration."....Ross Kaminsky: "The soul of our nation has just been lost."....Rep. Pete Hoekstra: "It will bankrupt the country."....Rick Santorum on Obama: "Willing to violate the constitution and the oath he was sworn to uphold."....Karl Rove on Obama: "Bereft of integrity."....E.J. Dionne Jr. on Justice Scalia: "He's turned 'judicial restraint' into an oxymoronic phrase."....UColorado law prof Paul F. Campos on Scalia: "A pompous celebrant of his own virtue and rectitude."....GWU law prof Jeffrey Rosen on Scalia: "Sounding more like a conservative blogger or Fox News pundit than a justice."....Joe Scarborough on Romney campaign: "Their goal is to not let people know what he believes on one issue after another."....

June 26, 2012
Romney spokesperson Ryan Williams on Obama: "He may want to pretend he hasn't been president for the last three-and-a-half-years, but he can't hide form his record."....Obama ad: "Romney's never stood up to China. All he's done is send them our jobs."....Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul: "President Obama's hostility to free enterprise...has left millions of Americans out of work."....Biden on Romney: "He's a job creator. In Singapore. China. India."....Rep. Allen West: "When I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool."....Michael Cohen: "Quite simply, the United States has never been witness to a presidential candidate, in modern American history, who lies as frequently, as flagrantly and as brazenly as Mitt Romney."....former Florida GOP chairman Tom Slade on Gov. Rick Scott: "I'd give him an A for strangeness."....Karl Rove on Nancy Pelosi: "Sounds a bit like Inspector Clouseau."....suspended Politico correspondent Joe Williams tweet re his employer: "What's most irritating is the overlay of blatant racism. That's the secret sauce in the Politico s***burger."....Kathleen Geier on David Brooks: "Shallow, insufferably smug propagandist for the 1 percenters."....

June 22, 2012
Rep. Allen West on Pell grants: "Just the same as food stamps."....Nancy Pelosi on WSJ editorial page: "Insane."....Rep. Trey Gowdy on Pelosi: "The fact that she was once the Speaker is mind-numbing."....Rush Limbaugh on Pelosi: "We need a new planet called Stupider, and I need to put Nancy Pelosi on it as the mayor."....Salon's Andrew O'Hehir on That's My Boy: "An especially toxic blend of the condescension, idiocy and sentimentality that characterizes almost all of Sandler's recent work...Feels like a classic cry for help."....Mother Jones' Asawin Suebsaeng on That's My Boy: "One of the most oppressively unfunny films ever produced...If you care about yourself, you will not see this movie ever."....

June 20, 2012
Rep. Joe Walsh on Obama: "My God, he's a tyrant...I don't want to call him a tyrant, because he really isn't smart enough to know what that means."....Walsh spokesman Christian Morgan on Obama: "Continues to abuse his power, break promises and mislead the American people."....Rep. Jeff Flake on Obama immigration announcement: "A gimmick."....Rush Limbaugh: "Obama put weapons in the hands of drug lords. He created crimes."....Obama spokeswoman Lis Smith on Romney: "No ideas of how to create jobs now or strengthen the economy, just dishonest attacks."....Rep. Nancy Pelosi: "I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day."....Joan Walsh on Tucker Carlson: "Has done nothing but afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable in his career...The poster boy for spoiled rich kids everywhere."....Adam Carolla: "Dudes are funnier than chicks...What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?"....

June 15, 2012
Dick Morris: "A second term for Obama would bring on a socialist nightmare hellscape."....Romney on Obama: "Long on words and short on action."....Obama adviser David Alexrod on Romney: "Living on a different planet."....Sen. Jon Cornyn on Attorney General Eric Holder: "I have not been impressed with his intelligence."....Ann Coulter on the U.S.: "You can trust us when a Republican is in office, but you can't when a Democrat is in office."....James Carville on the press: "There is much more coverage on George Zimmerman's wife than on the destruction of the middle class."....Joe Scarborough on conservative bloggers: "You can stay in your mother's basement, you can eat your Cheetos, you can type on your dinty laptop, that's all you got. But you are not the future of the Republican party...Just shut the hell up."....

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