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June 28, 2012
Rush Limbaugh on the Supreme Court: "Our freedom of choice just met its death panel."....The Heartland Institute: "The president intimidated Chief Justice John Roberts like Hugo Chavez intimidates the Venezuelan Supreme Court. The rule of law is now dead."....Fox'sTodd Starnes: "We are now living in the Occupied United States of America."....Rep. Todd Akin: "Today America is threatened with the Stage 3 cancer of socialism, and ObamaCare is exhibit one."....National Review on the Supreme Court: "Failed to do its duty."....Rick Perry on ACA: "Bad for the economy, bad for health care, bad for freedom."....Herman Cain on ACA: "A horrible law that will bankrupt this country."....Sen. Marco Rubio on ACA: "It is now unlawful for you not to buy health insurance, and if you do not buy it, you have an IRS problem...They're going to come after you."....Rush Limbaugh: "The IRS has just become Barack Obama's domestic army."....

June 28, 2012
Sarah Palin on ACA ruling: "Obama lies; freedom dies."....Ben Shapiro: "This is the end of America as we know it. No exaggeration."....Ross Kaminsky: "The soul of our nation has just been lost."....Rep. Pete Hoekstra: "It will bankrupt the country."....Rick Santorum on Obama: "Willing to violate the constitution and the oath he was sworn to uphold."....Karl Rove on Obama: "Bereft of integrity."....E.J. Dionne Jr. on Justice Scalia: "He's turned 'judicial restraint' into an oxymoronic phrase."....UColorado law prof Paul F. Campos on Scalia: "A pompous celebrant of his own virtue and rectitude."....GWU law prof Jeffrey Rosen on Scalia: "Sounding more like a conservative blogger or Fox News pundit than a justice."....Joe Scarborough on Romney campaign: "Their goal is to not let people know what he believes on one issue after another."....

June 26, 2012
Romney spokesperson Ryan Williams on Obama: "He may want to pretend he hasn't been president for the last three-and-a-half-years, but he can't hide form his record."....Obama ad: "Romney's never stood up to China. All he's done is send them our jobs."....Romney spokesperson Andrea Saul: "President Obama's hostility to free enterprise...has left millions of Americans out of work."....Biden on Romney: "He's a job creator. In Singapore. China. India."....Rep. Allen West: "When I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool."....Michael Cohen: "Quite simply, the United States has never been witness to a presidential candidate, in modern American history, who lies as frequently, as flagrantly and as brazenly as Mitt Romney."....former Florida GOP chairman Tom Slade on Gov. Rick Scott: "I'd give him an A for strangeness."....Karl Rove on Nancy Pelosi: "Sounds a bit like Inspector Clouseau."....suspended Politico correspondent Joe Williams tweet re his employer: "What's most irritating is the overlay of blatant racism. That's the secret sauce in the Politico s***burger."....Kathleen Geier on David Brooks: "Shallow, insufferably smug propagandist for the 1 percenters."....

June 22, 2012
Rep. Allen West on Pell grants: "Just the same as food stamps."....Nancy Pelosi on WSJ editorial page: "Insane."....Rep. Trey Gowdy on Pelosi: "The fact that she was once the Speaker is mind-numbing."....Rush Limbaugh on Pelosi: "We need a new planet called Stupider, and I need to put Nancy Pelosi on it as the mayor."....Salon's Andrew O'Hehir on That's My Boy: "An especially toxic blend of the condescension, idiocy and sentimentality that characterizes almost all of Sandler's recent work...Feels like a classic cry for help."....Mother Jones' Asawin Suebsaeng on That's My Boy: "One of the most oppressively unfunny films ever produced...If you care about yourself, you will not see this movie ever."....

June 20, 2012
Rep. Joe Walsh on Obama: "My God, he's a tyrant...I don't want to call him a tyrant, because he really isn't smart enough to know what that means."....Walsh spokesman Christian Morgan on Obama: "Continues to abuse his power, break promises and mislead the American people."....Rep. Jeff Flake on Obama immigration announcement: "A gimmick."....Rush Limbaugh: "Obama put weapons in the hands of drug lords. He created crimes."....Obama spokeswoman Lis Smith on Romney: "No ideas of how to create jobs now or strengthen the economy, just dishonest attacks."....Rep. Nancy Pelosi: "I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day."....Joan Walsh on Tucker Carlson: "Has done nothing but afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable in his career...The poster boy for spoiled rich kids everywhere."....Adam Carolla: "Dudes are funnier than chicks...What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?"....

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