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March 4, 2014
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers: "Putin is playing chess and I think we are playing marbles."....Mark Helperin on Putin: "It's Russian roulette with a guy who is just unstable and isn't going to play by the right rules."....Pussy Riot member Maria Alyokhina: "The habit of standing on the sidelines has become a pillar of life in Russia. Political involvement and a lack of indifference are mocked."....Obama on Russia: "On the wrong side of history."....Harry Reid on the Koch brothers: "About as un-American as anyone that I can imagine...When you make billions of dollars a year you can be as immoral and dishonest as your money will allow you to be."....Fox News' Todd Starnes on veto of anti-gay discrimination bill: "It's a war on Christians."....David Denby: "This year, the self-surpassing commercial exploitation of the Academy Awards far outran the world's interest in them."....

February 24, 2014
Sen. John McCain on Obama: "The most naive president in history."....Jonathan Chait on Sen. Marco Rubio: "Everything [he] touches has turned to s***."....John Podhoretz: "The true subversion of The Lego Movie is its subversion of mindless anticapitalist showbiz liberals."....James Lovelock on the future: "Enjoy life while you can: in 20 years global warming will hit the fan."....Joni Mitchell: "Mine is the most selfish generation in history."....

February 15, 2014
Ted Cruz: "In the 13 months I've been in the Senate it has become apparent to me the single thing that Republican politicians hate and fear the most, and that is when they're forced to tell the truth. It makes their heads explode."....US Olympic figure skater Jeremy Abbott on critics who accuse him of choking: "I just want to put my middle finger in the air and say a big 'F-you' to everyone who has ever said that to me because they've never stood in my shoes."....Richard Petty on the possibility of Danica Patrick winning a NASCAR Sprint Cup race: "If everybody else stayed home...If she'd have been a male, nobody would even know if she'd showed up at a racetrack."....Rush Limbaugh: "The modern liberal will inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right, the lesser over the better, the ugly over the beautiful, the profane over the profound, and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success. They will always do that."....Fox News radio host Tod Starnes on the expanded Facebook gender options: "What if you identify as a pine cone, or a chicken, or a weed whacker?"....

February 7, 2014
Joe Conason on Chris Christie: "A blustering loudmouth with a common touch."....Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Lawmakers, either get out of the vagina business or go to medical school."....Jerry Springer on cable news: "What is it, three, four percent of America watches it? You could be #1 in cable, and more people are bowling than watching cable news."....Joe Scarborough on Obama: "How many years can a president talk, before he is no longer heard?"....Donald Trump on Obama not wearing a tie for his O'Reilly interview: "It's sloppy. It's not appropriate. It's not presidential."....Laura Ingraham on Sarah Silverman: "A degenerate, foul-mouthed, slob of a person."....Joan Walsh: "Keep talking, Mike Huckabee. The way you're going, Republican leaders' wives won't even vote for them anymore."....

January 29, 2014
Rep. Randy Weber tweeting before SOTU: "Waitin' on 'Kommandant-In-Chef'...the Socialistic dictator who's been feeding US a line or is it 'A-Lying'?"....Rep. Paul Broun: "Mr. President, you don't believe in the Constitution. You believe in socialism."....Rep. Michele Bachmann: "The President renewed his commitment that he was going to be King Obama."....Rep. Steve Stockman on SOTU: "I left early after hearing how the President is further abusing his Constitutional powers."....

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