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June 20, 2012
Rep. Joe Walsh on Obama: "My God, he's a tyrant...I don't want to call him a tyrant, because he really isn't smart enough to know what that means."....Walsh spokesman Christian Morgan on Obama: "Continues to abuse his power, break promises and mislead the American people."....Rep. Jeff Flake on Obama immigration announcement: "A gimmick."....Rush Limbaugh: "Obama put weapons in the hands of drug lords. He created crimes."....Obama spokeswoman Lis Smith on Romney: "No ideas of how to create jobs now or strengthen the economy, just dishonest attacks."....Rep. Nancy Pelosi: "I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day."....Joan Walsh on Tucker Carlson: "Has done nothing but afflict the afflicted and comfort the comfortable in his career...The poster boy for spoiled rich kids everywhere."....Adam Carolla: "Dudes are funnier than chicks...What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?"....

June 15, 2012
Dick Morris: "A second term for Obama would bring on a socialist nightmare hellscape."....Romney on Obama: "Long on words and short on action."....Obama adviser David Alexrod on Romney: "Living on a different planet."....Sen. Jon Cornyn on Attorney General Eric Holder: "I have not been impressed with his intelligence."....Ann Coulter on the U.S.: "You can trust us when a Republican is in office, but you can't when a Democrat is in office."....James Carville on the press: "There is much more coverage on George Zimmerman's wife than on the destruction of the middle class."....Joe Scarborough on conservative bloggers: "You can stay in your mother's basement, you can eat your Cheetos, you can type on your dinty laptop, that's all you got. But you are not the future of the Republican party...Just shut the hell up."....

June 11, 2012
Romney on Obama: "Defining what it means to be out of touch with the American people."....RNC: "How can President Obama fix our economy if he doesn't understand what's broken?"....LA Gov. Bobby Jindal on Obama: "The private sector is so foreign to him he might need a passport to go visit."....IN Gov. Mitch Daniels on Obama: "Does not understand where wealth and jobs come from."....Romney ad: "Obama's mud can't cover up his failed energy policies."....Joe Scarborough on Obama: "Seems all too willing to give up on the American dream."....Robert Reich: "Romney and the Republicans are pushing a reverse-Robin Hood plan that takes from the middle class and the poor while rewarding the rich."....Sen. John McCain on Attorney General Eric Holder's credibility with Congress: "There is none."....Defense Secretary Robert Gates on national security adviser John Brennan: "Shut the f--- up."....Charles Krauthammer on Bill Clinton: "A raving lunatic...Psychotic...Speaking in word salad."....

June 5, 2012
Ezra Klein on Barack Obama: "Worst. Socialist. Ever."....Paul Krugman on Ryan budget: "A fraud."....Jason Alexander on cricket: "A gay game."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Running against capitalism."....Rep. Hayworth spokesman Jay Townsend: "Let's hurl some acid at those female democratic Senators who won't abide the mandates they want to impose on the private sector."....

May 31, 2012
Baltimore Sun's David Zurawik on Fox Obama video: "Any news organization that puts up this kind of video is rotten to the core."....Rachel Maddow on Trump birther claims: "Brain-curdling, wallow, annihilistic, nativistic, celebrity-driven verbal upchuck."....George Will: "Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into America politics."....Ross Douthat: "Trump's highest goal is so transparently the perpetuation of his own celebrity."....VA state Sen. Louise Lucas on Gov. Bob McDonnell: "Governor Vaginal Probe."....Newt Gingrich on Obama: "Class warfare and incompetent bureaucracy."....Jon Stewart on 2012: "This election is going to suck."....

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