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April 29, 2013
Tom Brokaw on White House Correspondents Dinner: "What we're doing is saying...'We're Versailles. We'll let the rest of you eat cake.'"....Sarah Palin on WHCD: "Pathetic...Nerdprom...DC assclowns."....NJ Gubernatorial candidate Barbara Buono on Chris Matthews: "Ass."....Jon Stewart on George W. Bush library: "The Hard Rock Cafe of catastrophic policy decisions."....

April 21, 2013
Former Sen. Al D'Amato on Senate gun proposal defeat: "You've got to be a jackass to be voting against background checks."....Obama: "Shameful."....Gabby Giffords: "Cowardice... These senators made their decision based on political fear and on cold calculations about the money of special interests like the National Rifle Association."....Donald Trump on Chris Matthews: "He gets dumber every year... Must have the lowest IQ on television."....Craig Ferguson on Boston bombings: "Is anyone else sick of this s**t?"....

April 12, 2013
NOW on proposed Social Security cuts: "Do not follow President Obama in cheating the women of this country."....Andrea Peyser: "Is Anthony Weiner completely delusional? Or is he out of his flipping, sex-crazed gourd?"....Ann Coulter: "Martin Bashir suggested that Republican senators need to have a member of their families killed for them to support the Democrats' gun proposals. (Let's start with Meghan McCain!)"....Meghan McCain: "People like Ann Coulter are part of the past and only live to spread hate and negativity."....David Brooks: "It's time to entertain the possibility that President Obama is a right-wing extremist."....French President Francois Mitterand on Margaret Thatcher: "The eyes of Caligula but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe."....

April 9, 2013
Westboro Baptist Church on Roger Ebert: "American entertainment industry publicity leech."....Anonymous, posting on hacked NK web site: "To the citizens of North Korea we suggest to rise up and bring those mother******s of an oppressive government down!"....Morrissey on Margaret Thatcher: "A terror without an atom of humanity."....ANC leader Pallo Jordan on Thatcher: "I say good riddance. She was a staunch supporter of the apartheid regime."....

April 2, 2013
Hartford Courant on gun control legislation: "The feckless wonders in Congress are backing off, cowed again by the man behind the curtain, the National Rifle Association."....Texas Gov. Rick Perry on Obamacare: "Fool's errand."....Dick Armey on Obamacare: "Seeks to double down on a failed system."....Glenn Greenwald: "I'll just never stop finding it funny listening to Rush Limbaugh lament the loss of traditional marriage as he sits next to his fourth wife."....

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