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July 9, 2014
Uruguay president Pepe Mujica on FIFA: "A bunch of old sons of bitches."....Rush Limbaugh on Mississippi voters: "I wonder what the campaign slogan was in Mississippi the past few days, 'Uncle Toms for Thad'?"....Rep. Michele Bachmann on Hillary Clinton: "Not commander in chief material. She fails to inspire confidence is practically anything that she's touched."....Russell Brand on Bill O'Reilly: "Your whole economic argument is rubbish and based on bigotry."....former Colin Powell aide Lawrence Wilkerson on Cheney: "Exploiting the politics of fear in order to carry out state purposes."....Karl Rove: "[The Founding Fathers] didn't want King George III, and they certainly didn't want King Barack No. 1."....Glenn Beck on Obama: "Engineered a humanitarian crisis in order to advance progressive policies on illegal immigration."....Sarah Palin on Obama: "Purposeful dereliction of duty...Years of abuse...If after all this he's not impeachable, then no one is."....Bill Maher on Obama: "Always spouting spiritual bullshit."....Donald Trump on windmills: "Destroying every place that they touch...They're killing Scotland."....Ann Coulter: "Any growing interest in soccer is a sign of moral decay."....Charles Seife: "Like the mythical oozlum bird, Wikipedia seems to have the ability to fly around in ever decreasing circles until it flies right up its own rectum."....

June 27, 2014
North Korean official on Seth Rogan's 'The Interview': "Reckless U.S. provocative insanity...A most wanton act of terror and act of war."........Michele Bachmann on President Obama: “Trying to establish lawlessness in the United States.”….Neil Cavuto on Bachmann: "Democrats would be in their right minds to laugh you out."....House Speaker John Boehner on Obama: "Not only does the president regularly ignore the law, he brags about it...Arrogance and incompetence right down the line."....Walter Russell Mead on Obama foreign policy: "Six years of continual failure."....Sen. Harry Reid on U.S. invasion of Iraq: "The biggest foreign policy blunder in the history of the country."....Dick and Liz Cheney on Obama: "Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many."....Sen. Barbara Boxer on Cheney remarks: "Sick."....Bill Clinton on Dick Cheney: "Attacking the administration for not doing an adequate job of cleaning up the mess that he made."....Tom Toles on Iraq War architects and public: "We certainly followed their song and dance right over the cliff."....Ann Coulter on soccer: "There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised...Do they even have MVPs?"....

June 18, 2014
Dick and Liz Cheney on Obama: "Determined to leave office ensuring he has taken America down a notch."....former Rep. Allen West on Benghazi suspect: "Conveniently captured to deflect attention from all the other nightmares."....Concerned Vets CEO and Fox contributor Pete Hegseth: "It's all too neat and it's too cute."....Sen. Harry Reid on arrest critics: "They've lost touch with reality. It's really pathetic."....Sen. John Cornyn: "It took nearly 4,500 American lives to win freedom for Iraq. It took one president to lose it."....Mitt Romney on Obama Administration: "Has not taken the action necessary to prevent bad things from happening."....opponent Mary Burke on WI Gov. Scott Walker's jobs plan: "Frankly, I've seen eighth grade term papers that have more work put into them."....

June 12, 2014
Dog the Bounty Hunter on stand-your-ground laws: "Bullcrap."....House Speaker John Boehner on Iraq: "What's the president doing? He's taking a nap."....Sen. John McCain: "Everybody in his national security team, including the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, ought to be replaced. It's a colossal failure of American security policy."....Gen. Barry McCaffrey on Iraq: "A dreadful place."....Allen West on Bob Bergdahl: "Sanctified the White House and claimed it for Islam."....Jezebel's Erin Loria Ryan on George Will rape column: "Ladies Love Being Rape Victims, Says A**hole."....Michelle Malkin on Will critics: "The Left can't handle truth-tellers exposing hype and agenda of White House and femme-a-gogues."....Michael Tomasky on Fox's Bergdahl coverage: "The typical evidence-free allegation, oxygenated by rife speculation from the usual suspects, who have no knowledge of anything but just want to get a meme started."....Tucker Carlson on the U.S.: "What a whiny country this is...You can never say what's true."....

June 6, 2014
Fox News analyst Lt. Col. Ralph Peters on Bergdahl release: "Benghazi 2.0."....Rep. Duncan Hunter: "A botched foreign policy move."....Gov. Rick Perry: "Was this done to take the VA off the front pages?"....Bill O'Reilly on Bergdahl's father: "Looks like a Muslim."....Fox News A-Team member Keith Ablow on Obama: "Doesn't affiliate with patriotism...Does not have...Americanism in his soul."....Max Hastings on Obama: "Giving the world a convincing impersonation of a marshmallow."....Dick Cheney on Obama: "A very weak president...Doesn't understand his obligations."....Paul Begala: "If Barack Obama cured cancer, Republicans would attack him for putting oncologists out of work."....Evan Gahr on Dr. Ben Carson's ideas: "A noxious mix of ignorance and certitude -- a dead-serious version of Stephen Colbert."....Maureen Dowd on Monica Lewinsky: "Like a Golden Oldie tour of a band you didn't want to hear in the first place."....

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