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May 5, 2012
Newt Gingrich on Obama: "The most radical, leftist president in American history."....Rep. Allen West on Obama: "Seems determined to punish and wipe out economic success in this country, leveling tax weapons of mass destruction on all taxpayers."....Glenn Greenwald on NBC's OBL special: "As vapid as it was propagandistic."....Columbian prostitute Dania Londono Suarez on FBI agents: "Idiots."....Mel Gibson on his life: "It's like living in a bad B movie."....

April 25, 2012
Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant on the left: "Their one mission in life is to abort children, is to kill children in the womb."....Missouri Rep. Todd Akin on federal student loans: "America has got the equivalent of the stage three cancer of socialism."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "There's a word for somebody who has no conscience, who has no sense of responsibility for anything. There's a word for this. It's 'sociopath.'"....Sen. Robert Menendez on Romney: "Selling snake oil in our community."....Martin Bashir: "It doesn't matter how many times he hears the truth, Mitt Romney prefers to tell lies...Mitt the Mendacious."....Jesuit Father Thomas J. Reese on Ryan budget: "Reflects the values of his favorite philosopher Ayn Rand rather than the gospel of Jesus Christ."....

April 19, 2012
Mitt Romney on Obama: "Likes to attack fellow Americans."....Karl Rove on Obama: "Shriveling before our eyes."....John Boehner on Obama administration election strategy: "They're going to pull out every bogeyman they can."....Dick Cheney on Obama: "An unmitigated disaster to the country."....IA Gov. Terry Bradsted on Obama: "Spending all his time attacking Romney."....Romney on Obama presidency: "A failure."....WVa senatorial candidate John Raese on anti-smoking law: "Remember Hitler used to put the Star of David on everybody's lapel, remember that? Same thing."....Ted Nugent on Obama administration: "Wiping its ass with the Constitution."....

April 12, 2012
Newt Gingrich: "We are more likely to get neutral coverage out of CNN than we are of Fox, and we're more likely to get distortion out of Fox. That's just a fact."....Allen West: "I believe there's about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party who are members of the Communist Party. It's called the Congressional Progressive Caucus."....Barney Frank on West: "Breathtakingly dumb and vicious...Not even Joe McCarthy would have said something so stupid."....Communist Party vice-chairman Libero Della Piana on West: "Absurd...A sad ploy."....Romney: "Ninety-two point three percent of the job losses during the Obama years has been women...The real war on women has been the job losses as the result of the Obama economy."....Obama campaign manager Jim Messina: "The more the American people see of Mitt Romney, the less they like him and the less they trust him."....NY Times reporter Don McNeil on publisher Arthur Sulzberger, Jr.: "We put out a great newspaper every day. But outside the newsroom, at the corporate level, we're sailing on a ghost ship."....

April 10, 2012
Santorum on Obama: "There's a lot of greatness in this country. We just need leaders who believe in that."....RNC communications director Sean Spicer on Obama campaign: "There's no more hope and change. It's all fear and division from now till November."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Abject ignorance."....James Taranto on Obama: "A know-it-all egomaniac."....Joe Scarborough on NY Times SCOTUS editorial: "Excuse me for a moment while I go throw up."....Paul Begala on Justice Samuel Alito: "He's wasting our time. And he's pissing us off."....Matt Taibbi on JOBS Act: "This is like formally eliminating steroid testing for the first five years of a baseball player's career."....

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