Mudline Archive

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  • August 17, 2015

    | August 17, 2015
    Donald Trump on Gov. Scott Walker: "A dumb-dumb."....Trump on being interviewed by Anderson Cooper: "What a waste of time."....Rand Paul on Trump: "I easily beat him on the golf course and will even more easily beat him now."....Trump on NYT reporter Tim O'Brien: "Dumb guy with no clue."....Trump on Bureau of Labor Statistics: "Bunch of real clowns."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump: "A jackass."....Trump on Graham: "What a stiff...A total lightweight."....Trump on Fiorina: "I can't say anything because Carly's a woman, and I don't want to be accused of being tough on her. I promised I would not say that she ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground. That her stock value tanked."....Jack Shafer: "Donald Trump isn't a simpleton, he just talks like one...If you were to market [his] vocabulary as a toy, it would resemble a small box of Lincoln Logs."....
  • August 9, 2015

    | August 09, 2015
    Trump on Fox News' Frank Luntz: "A low-class slob...A clown."....Ben Carson on Democratic voters: "Useful idiots."....Trump campaign on Erick Erickson: "Weak and pathetic."....Mike Huckabee on Obama: "Trusts our enemies but vilifies everyone who disagrees with him."....Trump on GOP rivals: "I wish good luck to all the Republican candidates that traveled to California to beg for money etc from the Koch brothers...Puppets?"....Rand Paul on Trump: "He buys and sells politicians of all stripes."....Trump: "Everywhere in the world that Hillary Clinton touched is more messed up."....Ted Cruz on Obama: "[Trying to] snuggle up to radical Islamic regimes who hate America."....Trump on Obama: "He has set a very low bar and I think it's a shame for the African American people."....Sen. Marco Rubio on God: "Has blessed the Republican Party with some very good candidates. The Democrats can't even find one."....NY Daily News on Cosby: "America's Rapist."....
  • July 29, 2015

    | July 29, 2015
    Claire McCaskill on Ted Cruz and Trump: "A lost puppy hoping to get his leftovers."...Rick Perry on Trump: "Offers a barking carnival act that can best be described as Trumpism: a toxic mix of demagoguery, mean-spiritedness and nonsense...His candidacy is a cancer on conservatism."....Charlie Daniels on Obama: "Makes deals with murdering scumbags."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Has no class."....Scott Walker on the Left: "Has lame ideas, like minimum wage."....Martin O'Malley: "If Donald Trump wants to run on a platform of demonizing immigrants, then he should go back to the 1840s and run for the nomination of the Know Nothing party."....Jesse Ventura: "These Republicans think they're going to be president? Well not if they keep saying s*** like this."....
  • July 16, 2015

    | July 16, 2015
    Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk on Obama: "[Wants] to get nukes to Iran."....Dick Cheney on Iran deal: "A lie."....Rick Perry on Obama: "A very, very naive man...who cannot put the dots together."....Donald Trump on Chuck Todd: "I hear that Sleepy Eyes will be fired like a dog from ratings-starved Meet the Press...I can't imagine what is taking so long!... Isn't he pathetic? Love watching him fail!"....Paul Krugman on Trump: "A belligerent, loudmouthed racist with not an ounce of compassion for less fortunate people."....Fox host Eric Bolling on Geraldo Rivera: "Exploits and sensationalizes everything."....Rivera: "You're lucky that you're my friend. I'd knock you out right now. That's absolute B.S."....Oklahoma GOP on food stamps: "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."....Keith Olbermann on Dinesh D'Souza: "Stupidest mammal in the hemisphere."....Sinead O'Connor on Kim Kardashian: "What is this c*** doing on the cover of Rolling Stone? Music has officially died."....
  • July 11, 2015

    | July 11, 2015
    Donald Trump on 'Modern Family' writer Danny Zuker: "You're a total loser!"....Zuker on Trump: "Your insults need work. Here's one I've been working on: 'Every picture you post of yourself is a dick pic.' See?"....Trump on Zuker: "Lightweight...So pathetic and easy (stupid)."....Zuker on Trump: "Since you're unable to manufacture decent comebacks maybe you could outsource the job to China...I'm def too stupid to see how manufacturing your s**tty clothes in China while you bloviate about them isn't hypocritical."....Trump on Zuker: "Has the mind of a very dumb and backward child."....Zuker on Trump: "['Modern Family' has] never tested well with the racist, hypocritical, multiple bankruptcy demo."....