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February 11, 2013
Denmark Foreign Minister Villy Sovndal on North Korea: "Is likely the most horrible country on this planet."....Donald Trump: "Karl Rove is a total loser."....Former Congressman Joe Walsh: "'Heartbroken' Michelle Obama attending funeral of Hadiya Pendleton. I guess the other 533 murder victims didn't break her heart."....Jim Carey: "Anyone who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting."....Jerry Brown on Rick Perry anti-CA ad: "It's a burp. It's barely a fart."....

February 4, 2013
Ann Coulter on Obama gun control speech: "Screw you. You're the one who won't do anything about the mentally ill."....Andrew O'Hehir on football: "Deadly to those who play it and toxic in other ways to those who worship it."....American Enterprise Institute's Danielle Pletka on Hagel hearing: "He came across as a liar, worse yet, a bad liar."....MSNBC's Chris Hayes on Hagel hearing: "An omnidirectionally embarrassing debacle for everyone involved."....Sen. David Vitter on Sen. Marco Rubio: "I just think he's nuts."....Congressman Paul Broun on Obama: "Upholds...the Soviet Constitution."....Michael Tomasky: "Democrats are now the regular guys. Conservatives are the weirdos."....

January 29, 2013
Sen. Lindsey Graham on Benghazi: "Hillary Clinton got away with murder."....Pat Buchanan on Obama: "Hijacking the American Revolution."....NRA lobbyist Chris Cox: "The main goal of the gun banners in Congress is not to make schools safer, but to ban your guns and abolish every last sacred right you have under the Second Amendment...until they reduce your freedom to ashes."....Sen. Ron Johnson on Obamacare: "The greatest assault on freedom in our lifetime."....Piers Morgan on Manti T'eo: "A completely deluded, ridiculously naive knucklehead."....Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton Benghazi testimony: "A puke fest."....David Attenborough on humanity: "A plague on the Earth."....Scott Adams on watching Les Miserables: "Feels exactly like being up to your nostrils in human waste, with a bullet in your torso, after the government has killed all your friends."....

January 23, 2013
Rep. Jeff Duncan to Hillary Clinton: "Madame Secretary, you let the consulate become a death trap. That's national security malpractice."....James Taranto on Hillary Clinton: "Once again, she was helping the most powerful man in the world dodge accountability for scandalous behavior."....Fox News analyst Peter Johnson, Jr. on inaugural address: "A catalog of false premises...A very bizarre, disordered priority...Where is the hopelessness?"....Jennifer Rubin on Inaugural address: "Jaw-dropping hypocrisy...The most underwhelming and unsurprising inaugural address of my lifetime."....Dick Morris on Obama: "Determined to Balkanize our once united nation into competing interest groups."....NRA head Wayne LaPierre on Obama: "More than willing to demonize his critics."....Church of Scientology on Lawrence Wright's book Going Clear: "So ludicrous it belongs in a supermarket tabloid...Freedom of speech does not mean freedom to lie."....Donald Trump on Deadspin: "Total losers. They had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions."....

January 17, 2013
Fox News radio host Todd Starnes on Obama: "Freedom ends. Tyranny begins."....Sen. Rand Paul on Obama: "I'm against having a king."....NRA on Obama: "Attacking firearms and ignoring children."....Fox contributor Tammy Bruce on Obama: "Using dead children as pawns."....Sen. Marco Rubio on Obama: "Abusing his power."....Rep. Steve Stockman: "The President's actions are an existential threat to this nation."....Whole Foods CEO John Mackey on Obamacare: "Fascism."....Fox News on Colin Powell: "Unhinged."....Laura Ingraham on Powell: "Weapon of mass destruction...blowing up on Republicans."....Megyn Kelly on Powell: "With friends like that in the Republican Party, who needs enemies?"....Quin Hillyer on Powell: "[An] increasingly despicable backstabbing lout."....Michael Savage on flu shots: "[When] you get ALS or Alzheimer's disease or MS, or you watch your kids develop seizures, or your kid becomes autistic, God forbid, what are you going to say?"....

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