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January 16, 2013
NRA ad on Obama: "He's just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security."....Rush Limbaugh: "The leaders of the country are essentially saying, 'Look, your kids are not that important, at least not as important as mine are.'"....WH press secretary Jay Carney on NRA ad: "Repugnant and cowardly."....John Avlon on NRA ad: "Doubling down on indecency."....Glenn Beck on Alex Jones: "A fascist."....Jones on Beck: "Another despicable person, just like Piers Morgan."....Lutheran Campbell on Spike Lee: "A conniving and scheming Uncle Tom."....Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi on Jews: "Warmongers, the descendants of apes and pigs."....

January 9, 2013
New York Republican Rep. Peter King: "Anyone from New York or New Jersey who contributes one penny to congressional Republicans is out of their mind."....RNC Finance Committee co-chair Georgette Mosbacher on GOP: "I'm not writing any checks, and I'm not asking anyone else to write any checks, until I hear something that makes sense to me."....Pat Cadell on Fiscal Cliff deal: "A raping of the ordinary American."....Sen. David Vitter: "Sadly, Harry Reid has again revealed himself to be an idiot."....Piers Morgan on The Dish asking for subscriptions: "An hilariously deluded vanity flight into obscurity."....Paul Krugman on rich people: "Want the world to praise them for their wealth, so they want economic theories that praise rich people as the salvation of the rest of us."....Elizabeth Wurtzel on happiness: "The untruths we tell each other and ourselves or it would be unbearable."....

January 2, 2013
Jon Huntsman on GOP: "A holding company that's devoid of a soul...We can't be known as a party that's fear-based and doesn't believe in math."....Newt Gingrich on GOP: "A two month dance of defeat and surrender."....Donald Trump on GOP: "May be the worst negotiators in history."....Joe Scarborough on cliff deal: "Could the Republican Party have mismanaged this any worse?"....David Brooks on GOP: "They've had a brain freeze since the election."....Michele Malkin tween on House Dems: "You won. Just shut. Up. And. Vote."....Rush Limbaugh: "It's a Democrat wet dream, folks, going over the cliff. I mean, it is stuff they've been dreaming of all their lives, like getting health care."....Jose Canseco tweet: "I will go to Washington and slap all politicians if they don't fix the fiscal cliff. They are haters of America and deserve it. Here I come."....

December 28, 2012
Philadelphia mayor Michael Nutter on NRA plan: "A completely dumbass idea."....NYT editorial on Wayne LaPierre: "Delusional, almost deranged rant."....Piers Morgan to Gun Owners of America director Larry Pratt: "You're an unbelievably stupid man...You are a dangerous man espousing dangerous nonsense. And you shame your country."....Pratt to Morgan: "It seems to me that you are morally obtuse...You want to be the criminal's friend."....Dem strategist Julian Epstein on NRA: "Has more than shot itself in its own foot."....Sen. Harry Reid on House under Boehner: "A dictatorship of the Speaker."....Boehner spokesman Michael Steel on Reid: "Should talk less and legislate more."....Rick Santelli on Tim Geithner: "I'd like to see if he could count to a million, much less 16.4 trillion."....

December 20, 2012
Gun Owners of America's Larry Pratt: "Gun control supporters have the blood of little children on their hands."....Former Gov. Ed Rendell on the NRA: "A paper tiger. They're the Wizard of Oz."....Toure on Matt Drudge: "He's like a little boy on the playground who pulls his penis out of his pants because he knows that means everybody will look at him."....Newt Gingrich on government: "An anti-religious, secular bureaucracy and secular judiciary seeking to drive God out of public life."....Rep. Barney Frank on Gingrich: "Will say anything to get attention...God appears to have been driven out of Mr. Gingrich's private life if you look at his marital history."....Markos "kos" Moulitsas on Obama: "Capitulator in Chief."....Daily Caller's Jim Treacher on Hilary Clinton's concussion: "It's ridiculous to expect us to take her word for it."....GOP strategist Alice Stewart: "I certainly hope Hilary Clinton has a good note from her doctor."....Former UN Ambassador John Bolton: "When you don't want to go to a meeting or conference, or an event, you have a 'diplomatic illness.' And this is a diplomatic illness to beat the band."....Mike Huckabee on Sandy Hook: "We dismiss the notion of natural law and the notion that there are moral absolutes and seemed amazed when some kids make it their own morality to kill innocent children."....Mary Elizabeth Williams on Huckabee: "Grotesque and hateful...An opportunistic, self-promoting creep."....

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