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February 7, 2014
Joe Conason on Chris Christie: "A blustering loudmouth with a common touch."....Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Lawmakers, either get out of the vagina business or go to medical school."....Jerry Springer on cable news: "What is it, three, four percent of America watches it? You could be #1 in cable, and more people are bowling than watching cable news."....Joe Scarborough on Obama: "How many years can a president talk, before he is no longer heard?"....Donald Trump on Obama not wearing a tie for his O'Reilly interview: "It's sloppy. It's not appropriate. It's not presidential."....Laura Ingraham on Sarah Silverman: "A degenerate, foul-mouthed, slob of a person."....Joan Walsh: "Keep talking, Mike Huckabee. The way you're going, Republican leaders' wives won't even vote for them anymore."....

January 29, 2014
Rep. Randy Weber tweeting before SOTU: "Waitin' on 'Kommandant-In-Chef'...the Socialistic dictator who's been feeding US a line or is it 'A-Lying'?"....Rep. Paul Broun: "Mr. President, you don't believe in the Constitution. You believe in socialism."....Rep. Michele Bachmann: "The President renewed his commitment that he was going to be King Obama."....Rep. Steve Stockman on SOTU: "I left early after hearing how the President is further abusing his Constitutional powers."....

January 22, 2014
Erick Erickson on Wendy Davis: "She's so cute when she's lying."....SC state Sen. Lee Bright: "The Brown Shirts are next because that's the law enforcement for Obamacare."....Julian Assange on Obama NSA speech: "Embarrassing for a head of state to go on like that for 45 minutes and say almost nothing."....Mary Matalin: "Now Barack Obama is Dick Cheney."....Nancy Grace on marijuana: "I've seen too many felonies -- I mean people on pot that shoot each other, that stab each other, that strangle each other, that kill whole families, wipe out a whole family."....Robert Gates on Nixon: "America's strangest president."....

January 17, 2014
Jon Stewart on Congress: "The Justin Bieber of our government."....NY Post film critic Kyle Smith on Golden Globes: "Too much estrogen."....Ronan Farrow on Woody Allen award: "Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age seven before or after Annie Hall?"....Harvey Weinstein on his intended movie about the NRA: "They're going to wish they weren't alive after I'm done with them."....Ted Nugent: "Joseph Goebbels and Saul Alinsky [are] alive in the form of a fat punk named Harvey Weinstein, and as he tries to destroy the NRA it will backfire on him."....

January 9, 2014
Bill O'Reilly on smoking pot: "It's literally Russian roulette."....Roger Ailes on Bill O'Reilly: "A book salesman with a TV show."....former Defense Sec. Gates on Biden: "Wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades."....Sen. John McCain on Dennis Rodman: "An idiot."....Fox News host Bob Beckel on Iranians: "Of course their kids are gonna pay attention, because if they don't they are gonna take them in the backyard and feed them to the dogs."....Pope Francis on capitalism: "A new tyranny."....Noam Chomsky on not extending unemployment benefits: "The refusal to provide very minimal standards to people who are caught in this monstrosity -- that's pure savagery."....

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