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January 23, 2013
Rep. Jeff Duncan to Hillary Clinton: "Madame Secretary, you let the consulate become a death trap. That's national security malpractice."....James Taranto on Hillary Clinton: "Once again, she was helping the most powerful man in the world dodge accountability for scandalous behavior."....Fox News analyst Peter Johnson, Jr. on inaugural address: "A catalog of false premises...A very bizarre, disordered priority...Where is the hopelessness?"....Jennifer Rubin on Inaugural address: "Jaw-dropping hypocrisy...The most underwhelming and unsurprising inaugural address of my lifetime."....Dick Morris on Obama: "Determined to Balkanize our once united nation into competing interest groups."....NRA head Wayne LaPierre on Obama: "More than willing to demonize his critics."....Church of Scientology on Lawrence Wright's book Going Clear: "So ludicrous it belongs in a supermarket tabloid...Freedom of speech does not mean freedom to lie."....Donald Trump on Deadspin: "Total losers. They had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions."....

January 17, 2013
Fox News radio host Todd Starnes on Obama: "Freedom ends. Tyranny begins."....Sen. Rand Paul on Obama: "I'm against having a king."....NRA on Obama: "Attacking firearms and ignoring children."....Fox contributor Tammy Bruce on Obama: "Using dead children as pawns."....Sen. Marco Rubio on Obama: "Abusing his power."....Rep. Steve Stockman: "The President's actions are an existential threat to this nation."....Whole Foods CEO John Mackey on Obamacare: "Fascism."....Fox News on Colin Powell: "Unhinged."....Laura Ingraham on Powell: "Weapon of mass destruction...blowing up on Republicans."....Megyn Kelly on Powell: "With friends like that in the Republican Party, who needs enemies?"....Quin Hillyer on Powell: "[An] increasingly despicable backstabbing lout."....Michael Savage on flu shots: "[When] you get ALS or Alzheimer's disease or MS, or you watch your kids develop seizures, or your kid becomes autistic, God forbid, what are you going to say?"....

January 16, 2013
NRA ad on Obama: "He's just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security."....Rush Limbaugh: "The leaders of the country are essentially saying, 'Look, your kids are not that important, at least not as important as mine are.'"....WH press secretary Jay Carney on NRA ad: "Repugnant and cowardly."....John Avlon on NRA ad: "Doubling down on indecency."....Glenn Beck on Alex Jones: "A fascist."....Jones on Beck: "Another despicable person, just like Piers Morgan."....Lutheran Campbell on Spike Lee: "A conniving and scheming Uncle Tom."....Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi on Jews: "Warmongers, the descendants of apes and pigs."....

January 9, 2013
New York Republican Rep. Peter King: "Anyone from New York or New Jersey who contributes one penny to congressional Republicans is out of their mind."....RNC Finance Committee co-chair Georgette Mosbacher on GOP: "I'm not writing any checks, and I'm not asking anyone else to write any checks, until I hear something that makes sense to me."....Pat Cadell on Fiscal Cliff deal: "A raping of the ordinary American."....Sen. David Vitter: "Sadly, Harry Reid has again revealed himself to be an idiot."....Piers Morgan on The Dish asking for subscriptions: "An hilariously deluded vanity flight into obscurity."....Paul Krugman on rich people: "Want the world to praise them for their wealth, so they want economic theories that praise rich people as the salvation of the rest of us."....Elizabeth Wurtzel on happiness: "The untruths we tell each other and ourselves or it would be unbearable."....

January 2, 2013
Jon Huntsman on GOP: "A holding company that's devoid of a soul...We can't be known as a party that's fear-based and doesn't believe in math."....Newt Gingrich on GOP: "A two month dance of defeat and surrender."....Donald Trump on GOP: "May be the worst negotiators in history."....Joe Scarborough on cliff deal: "Could the Republican Party have mismanaged this any worse?"....David Brooks on GOP: "They've had a brain freeze since the election."....Michele Malkin tween on House Dems: "You won. Just shut. Up. And. Vote."....Rush Limbaugh: "It's a Democrat wet dream, folks, going over the cliff. I mean, it is stuff they've been dreaming of all their lives, like getting health care."....Jose Canseco tweet: "I will go to Washington and slap all politicians if they don't fix the fiscal cliff. They are haters of America and deserve it. Here I come."....

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