Mudline Archive

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  • December 28, 2014

    | December 28, 2014
    North Korea's National Defense Commission on Obama: "Always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest."....George Packer on Congress: "A stagnant pool where things turn fetid."....David Brooks on TNR owner Chris Hughes: "Callow and incompetent."....David Frum on 2016: "In this magnificent land of opportunity, anyone can aspire to the presidency, provided only that an immediate relative had the job already."....Bill Kristol on SONY dropping "The Interview": "Could be...a signpost in a collapse of civilizational courage."....Mark Fiore on SONY: "So, we don't negotiate with terrorists if they threaten to kill hostages, but if someone releases nasty emails about Angelina Jolie, we will do exactly as they say."....Rush Limbaugh on America: "The culture is rotting away."....Sophia A. McClennen on Limbaugh: "Seems to have a never-ending ability to spit bile at his fellow citizens."....
  • December 8, 2014

    | December 08, 2014
    Slate on Nancy Grace: "The most ridiculous human being on the planet."....Ayelet Waldman on her novel not making the 100 Notable Books list: "F*** the f***ing New York Times."....Geraldo on haters responding to his comments supporting Obama immigration move: "I'm turning your posts over to Fox News and Facebook authorities because you little pieces of s*** hiding in the shadows of your mother's basement deserve no less."....Erica Jagger on ads aimed at middle-aged women: "I don't mind being fifty-two. I mind being bombarded with messages that menopause is going to make me her bitch, that it's time to trade in my thongs for Depends, and that I'm more likely to hold hands with my man in tandem hammocks than fornicate in every room in the house."....Anne Lamott on the Tea Party: "Some of the angriest, most hateful people on earth, and they're backed by what they think is the Scripture. The Scripture is 180 degrees away from that."....Rush Limbaugh: "The left is one of the most racist, biased, bigoted bunch of people you run into."....Chris Rock: "In America, if you fraudulently sell cigarettes the cops will literally kill you, but if you fraudulently sell mortgages you will get a bonus."....Mike Ditka on objections to using 'Redskins': "So stupid it's appalling."....
  • December 1, 2014

    | December 01, 2014
    Brown family attorney Benjamin Crump on Ferguson case prosecutor: "A first-year law student would have done a better job."....Rep. Steve King on President Obama: "[Thinks] he can completely destroy the rule of law with the stroke of a pen."....House Speaker John Boehner on Obama: "Undermines the rule of law in our country and places lives at risk."....Sarah Palin: "We'll survive this president. The question is [dramatic pause] can we survive the people who voted for him, twice?"....GOP staffer Elizabeth Lauten on Malia and Sasha Obama: "Try showing a little class...Act like being in the White House matters to you. Dress like you deserve respect."....Jerry Seinfeld on accepting an honorary Clio Award from the ad industry: "I love advertising because I love lying...I think trying to spend your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy."....Stephen Colbert: "My great-grandfather did not come here from Ireland to see this country overrun by immigrants."....
  • November 18, 2014

    | November 18, 2014
    Jon Stewart on Sean Hannity: "Probably the most loathsome dude over there [at Fox]...Pure cynicism."....Hannity on Stewart: "Has his head so far up Obama's ass he cannot see clearly."....Fox News' Howard Kurtz on Ronan Farrow: "My nine-year-old daughter could've conducted a better interview with Jonathan Gruber."....NY County Sheriff officer Shawn Glans, to someone filming him arguing loudly with the driver of a car in a parking lot: "I'll rip your f***ing head off and s*** down your neck."....Andy Borowitz: "100,000 people signed up for Obamacare in a single day, which must be a record for something the Republicans say nobody wants."....
  • November 7, 2014

    | November 07, 2014
    Erick Erickson on the election: "Americans just won back control of America."....economist Ben Stein on Obama: "The most racist president there has ever been in America." host Michael Savage on the Obama Administration: "Preparing for nothing less than the next civil war...This entire federal government is geared up to fight a war against white people."....Fox News host Sean Hannity on Obama post-election press conference: "Breathtaking arrogance."....Fox News host Katie Pavlich on Obama: "Just doesn't give a damn about last night's election." and former Navy SEAL Matt Bissonnette on rejection by former commander and teammates: "They don't call it SEAL Team Six-Year-Old for nothing."....Michael Jordan on Obama: "A shitty golfer...A hack."....