Mudline Archive

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  • September 15, 2014

    | September 15, 2014
    Former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger on Obama ISIS speech: "Welcomed the responsibilities of American leadership. We've not heard that from him before."....Sarah Palin: "He is so inconsistent in leading a failed agenda that it's virtually impossible to put any hope in his new promises."....Rush Limbaugh: "Embarrassing...Incompetence on parade."....Philip Gourvitch: "A swirl of contradiction and swagger."....Glen Beck on Obama: "He has erased eight years of what that office means."....Sen. Rand Paul on Syria: "A jihadist wonderland."....Martha Stewart on Gwyneth Paltrow: "If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."....
  • September 5, 2014

    | September 05, 2014
    former House Majority leader Tom DeLay on Obama: "Hates war, hates the military...Incompetent...I can't say for sure whether he's a Christian or not, but he has shown over the last few years that he has great sympathies with Islam."....Sen. Rand Paul on Obama administration: "Flailing about wildly."....former Justice Dept. official John Yoo on Paul: "The last thing the Republican Party needs is its own version of George McGovern."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "A tyrant."....DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz on WI Gov. Scott Walker: "Has given women the back of his hand."....GOP Sen. Deb Fischer on Schultz comment: "Women deserve better than this garbage."....'Duck Dynasty' patriarch Phil Robertson on gays: "Full or murder, envy, strife, hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, God-haters. They are heartless, they are faithless, they are senseless, they are ruthless."....
  • August 28, 2014

    | August 28, 2014
    Fox News host Andrea Tantaros on Eric Holder: "One of the biggest race-baiters in the entire country. He runs that DOJ like the Black Panthers would."....NBC News president Deborah Turness on NBC News: "Hadn't kept up with the times in all sorts of ways, for maybe 15 years...I think the organization had gone to sleep."....Former Time senior exec: "Time Inc. is like Iraq. It's a dire situation."....Prince Charles on Putin and Ukraine: "Is doing just about the same as Hitler."....McCain on Obama administration: "Feckless."....Roger Simon on Obama: "Seems wrapped in his aloofness as a protective blanket to keep the outside from getting in."....Simon Maloy on Maureen Dowd: "Lazy pundits like Dowd focus on golf and treat politics like an Aaron Sorkin movie because criticizing political theater is easy and eye-catching."....
  • August 22, 2014

    | August 22, 2014
    Bill O'Reilly: "NBC News pays Al Sharpton to deliver garbage."....Pat Buchanan on the U.S. Attorney General and Ferguson: "In Eric Holder's mind, the verdict already seems in."....Maureen Dowd on Obama: "A wet blanket."....Rush Limbaugh on Robin Williams: "To kill yourself is one way to get the media to spend a lot of time talking about you, if you want to be talked about. I hope it doesn't spawn a bunch of copycats."....Lewis Black on Limbaugh: "Your statements were beyond cruel and stupid...You are an idiot."....Obama on ISIS: "Has no ideology of any value to human beings."....Sherman Alexie on Redskins mascot: "It's a racist mascot, created in a racist time, by a racist owner. The only thing that keeps it going is that sports fans end up treating their teams like church."....Jonathan Chait on Gov. Rick Perry and his indictment: "Perry may not be much smarter than a ham sandwich, but he is exactly as guilty as one."....Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright on the world: "A mess."....
  • July 24, 2014

    | July 24, 2014
    House Speaker John Boehner on Affordable Care Act: "Completely unworkable. It cannot be fixed."....Sen. John McCain on U.S. Ukraine policy: "It's just been cowardly."....Sen. Marco Rubio on Hillary Clinton: "A 20th century candidate."....Mike Huckabee, on Kerry suggestion that Israel could do more to avoid civilian deaths in Gaza: "Idiotic."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Obama: "The king of indecision."....TV critic Robert Bianco on "Married": "The kind of vulgar, pointless, laugh-free, male-centric trash that 'Louie' might have been were Louis C.K. totally devoid of talent and sense."....