Mudline Archive

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  • June 6, 2014

    | June 06, 2014
    Fox News analyst Lt. Col. Ralph Peters on Bergdahl release: "Benghazi 2.0."....Rep. Duncan Hunter: "A botched foreign policy move."....Gov. Rick Perry: "Was this done to take the VA off the front pages?"....Bill O'Reilly on Bergdahl's father: "Looks like a Muslim."....Fox News A-Team member Keith Ablow on Obama: "Doesn't affiliate with patriotism...Does not have...Americanism in his soul."....Max Hastings on Obama: "Giving the world a convincing impersonation of a marshmallow."....Dick Cheney on Obama: "A very weak president...Doesn't understand his obligations."....Paul Begala: "If Barack Obama cured cancer, Republicans would attack him for putting oncologists out of work."....Evan Gahr on Dr. Ben Carson's ideas: "A noxious mix of ignorance and certitude -- a dead-serious version of Stephen Colbert."....Maureen Dowd on Monica Lewinsky: "Like a Golden Oldie tour of a band you didn't want to hear in the first place."....
  • May 25, 2014

    | May 25, 2014
    Sen. Dianne Feinstein on House Benghazi committee: "A hunting mission for a lynch mob."....Richard Cohen on GOP Benghazi obsession: "It is rude. It is crude. It is disrespectful and it is downright nuts."....Michael Tomasky on Karl Rove's 'brain damage' comments: "Just one more act of dishonesty and desperation by a man who has been, really, a loser for several years now.".... Meghan McCain: "I hate Karl Rove."....Brazilian sailing legend Lars Grael on bay to be used for sailing in 2016 Olympics: "Dark, brown and stinking."....Biologist Mario Moscatelli: "A latrine."....German sailing team: "Welcome to the dump that is Rio."....A.O. Scott on 'Blended': "Sheer audience-insulting incompetence...It will make your children stupid."....
  • May 15, 2014

    | May 15, 2014
    Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian, on 'Grace of Monaco': "So awe-inspiringly wooden that it is basically a fire risk."....Jon Frosch, The Atlantic: "Dreadful...Uninspiring from its first frame to its last."....Aaron Hills: "Giggle-worthy, flashbulb kitsch with no self awareness to is boldly stupid choices."....Scott Foundas, Variety: "As dramatically inert as star Nichole Kidman's frigid cheek muscles."....Stephen Dalton, The Hollywood Reporter: "The 'Shrek' movies deconstruct fairy tale conventions with much more depth and wit than this dreary parade of lifeless celebrity waxworks."....
  • May 7, 2014

    | May 07, 2014
    Liberty Counsel president Anita Staver on public schools: "Government indoctrination camps."....Ohio megapastor Rod Parsley on public schools: "Cesspools of godless propaganda."....Radio host Alex Jones on public schools: "You're handing your kids over to a bunch of globalist scumbags."....Michelle Malkin on Common Core: "A creepy federal data-mining racket."....Alexander Nazaryan on Common Core: "A necessary idea, poorly executed, dropped like a lowing cow into the den of starving lions that is the modern political scene."....Focus on the Family founder James Dobson on Obama: "The abortion president."....Korean Central News Agency report: "Poor human rights records in the U.S. are an inevitable product of the ruling quarters' policy against humanity."....Obama on Fox: "You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya."....
  • May 2, 2014

    | May 02, 2014
    Rep. Bennie Thompson on SC Justice Clarence Thomas: "An Uncle Tom...Doesn't like black people. He doesn't like being black."....Democratic gubernatorial candidate Brett Hulsey, handing out Ku-Klux-Klan-style hoods: "It's a Wisconsin Republican Party hat."....Donald Trump on V. Stiviano, who made the Donald Sterling tape: "A very, very bad girlfriend...Despicable...A terrible human being."....Joe Klein on CNN: "Has gone in the toilet."....Peggy Noonan on Obama: "The aspect of the presidency he seems to enjoy most is the perks."....Tobias Wolff on Forcing the Spring author Jo Becker: "The Sacha Baron Cohen of journalism."....