Mudline Archive

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  • April 28, 2014

    | April 28, 2014
    Fox News' Greg Gutfeld on taxes: "I'm bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop."....Cliven Bundy on 'the Negro': "Because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do? They abort their children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton."....Sen. Harry Reid on Bundy: "A hateful racist."....Jamelle Bouie: "The only difference between Cliven Bundy and a whole host of conservatives is that the renegade rancher isn't sophisticated enough to couch his nonsense in soundbites and euphemism."....Jon Stewart on Sean Hannity: "The Arby's of news."....
  • April 16, 2014

    | April 16, 2014
    Rep. Peter King on Ron Paul: "Just feeding into paranoia...Brings it to this hysterical level."....NR editor Rich Lowry on Paul: "Dewy-eyed foolishness."....WSJ columnist Bret Stephens on a Paul presidential candidacy: "Because maybe what the GOP needs is another humbling landslide defeat."....Mike Huckabee: "I'm beginning to think there's more freedom in North Korea sometimes than there is in the United States."....Edward Luce on Obama: "Attention deficit diplomacy."....Jimmy Carter on Citizens United decision: "Stupid."....Bill O'Reilly on equality: "An opium-laced dream."....Pat Robertson: "Pray to be delivered from this president. He is a disaster, an absolute disaster."....Rush Limbaugh: "The Democrats, the Left, they are selfish, and they use people, and they denigrate people, and they characterize people, and they diminish people and they destroy."....
  • April 9, 2014

    | April 09, 2014
    William Saletan on Prop 8 supporters: "Why do these bigots still have jobs? Let's go get them."....Liz Cheney: "Mrs. Pelosi's problem is that her spine doesn't seem to reach her brain."....Obama on Rep. Paul Ryan's proposed budget: "If they tried to sell this sandwich at Zingerman's they'd have to call it 'The Stinkburger.'"....Sarah Palin on Ryan budget: "The definition of insanity."....Breitbart ad: "West Coast Politics -- Because You Can't Make This S*** Up."....DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz on ad: "Foul, offensive, and disrespectful to all women...A disgusting new low."....Bill O'Reilly on Stephen Colbert: "Clueless...Deceives his audience. Misguided in the extreme."....
  • April 2, 2014

    | April 02, 2014
    Sarah Palin on Rep. Paul Ryan budget proposal: "A joke."....Ryan on Obamacare: "A slow-rolling fiasco...A Pyrrhic victory."....Boehner spokesman Michael Steel: "Every promise the President has made has been broken."....Cheney on Obama: "Nobody believes him -- for good reason. Look what he did with health care."....WY Sen. John Barrasso on Obamacare enrollment: "They're cooking the books."....Rush Limbaugh: "These numbers are obviously not believable...They had to cook the books...[Obamacare] is an absolute bottomless pit."....
  • March 25, 2014

    | March 25, 2014
    Bill O'Reilly on Flight 370 coverage: "Embarrassing, irresponsible and dishonest."....Donald Rumsfeld on Afghanistan policy: "This administration, the White House and the State Department, have failed to get a status of forces agreement. A trained ape could get a status of forces agreement."....Rand Paul on the intelligence community: "Drunk with power, unrepentant, and uninclined to relinquish power."....NYT reporter James Risen on Obama Administration: "The greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation."....Mitt Romney: "It is hard to name even a single country that has more respect and admiration for American today than when President Obama took office."....Boehner spokeman Michael Steel on Harry Reid: "Sounds completely unhinged."....Michele Bachmann on Obama: "A lawless president who's violating the Constitution with every executive order."....John Boehner on Obamacare: "It has to be torn out by its roots."....Joan Rivers on Jay Leno: "Pick a finger."....