Mudline Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • January 29, 2014

    | January 29, 2014
    Rep. Randy Weber tweeting before SOTU: "Waitin' on 'Kommandant-In-Chef'...the Socialistic dictator who's been feeding US a line or is it 'A-Lying'?"....Rep. Paul Broun: "Mr. President, you don't believe in the Constitution. You believe in socialism."....Rep. Michele Bachmann: "The President renewed his commitment that he was going to be King Obama."....Rep. Steve Stockman on SOTU: "I left early after hearing how the President is further abusing his Constitutional powers."....
  • January 22, 2014

    | January 22, 2014
    Erick Erickson on Wendy Davis: "She's so cute when she's lying."....SC state Sen. Lee Bright: "The Brown Shirts are next because that's the law enforcement for Obamacare."....Julian Assange on Obama NSA speech: "Embarrassing for a head of state to go on like that for 45 minutes and say almost nothing."....Mary Matalin: "Now Barack Obama is Dick Cheney."....Nancy Grace on marijuana: "I've seen too many felonies -- I mean people on pot that shoot each other, that stab each other, that strangle each other, that kill whole families, wipe out a whole family."....Robert Gates on Nixon: "America's strangest president."....
  • January 17, 2014

    | January 17, 2014
    Jon Stewart on Congress: "The Justin Bieber of our government."....NY Post film critic Kyle Smith on Golden Globes: "Too much estrogen."....Ronan Farrow on Woody Allen award: "Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age seven before or after Annie Hall?"....Harvey Weinstein on his intended movie about the NRA: "They're going to wish they weren't alive after I'm done with them."....Ted Nugent: "Joseph Goebbels and Saul Alinsky [are] alive in the form of a fat punk named Harvey Weinstein, and as he tries to destroy the NRA it will backfire on him."....
  • January 9, 2014

    | January 09, 2014
    Bill O'Reilly on smoking pot: "It's literally Russian roulette."....Roger Ailes on Bill O'Reilly: "A book salesman with a TV show."....former Defense Sec. Gates on Biden: "Wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades."....Sen. John McCain on Dennis Rodman: "An idiot."....Fox News host Bob Beckel on Iranians: "Of course their kids are gonna pay attention, because if they don't they are gonna take them in the backyard and feed them to the dogs."....Pope Francis on capitalism: "A new tyranny."....Noam Chomsky on not extending unemployment benefits: "The refusal to provide very minimal standards to people who are caught in this monstrosity -- that's pure savagery."....
  • January 3, 2014

    | January 03, 2014
    Joe Scarborough on pot: "Just makes you dumb."....Nick Gillespie on NYC Mayor De Blasio: "Nuttier than a squirrel's turd."....Bill O'Reilly on NYT Benghazi story: "Pure bull...An amazing lapse in reportage."....Former Viking punter Chris Kluwe: "Being blackballed in the NFL is a very real thing...We'd rather have felons and racists and abusers than someone speaking out on issues."....Marine Gen. Michael Lehnert on Gitmo: "Validates every negative perception of the United States."....Matt Taibbi on Sarah Palin's War on Christmas book: "One of the funniest things ever written."....