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November 2, 2011
Matt Taibbi on Rick Perry: "Brings shallow to a new level...He could be the Adolf Hitler of shallow."....Paul Begala on Perry: "Looks like a guy at an office party doing a bad impression of Will Ferrell doing an impression of Bush."....George Will on Obama: "A floundering naif."....Herman Cain on Obama: "I do not believe he represents American values."....Dana Milbank: "If Herman Cain were found to be a serial killer, his supporters would take this, too, as reassuring evidence that he is not just another career politician."....Eugene Robinson on Cain: "So many reasons to oppose this loopy candidacy, so little time."....Senior WH adviser David Plouffe on Romney: "If he thought it was good to say the sky was green and the grass was blue to win an election, he'd say it."....Newt Gingrich on Obama Mideast strategy: "A total grotesque failure."....Katrina vanden Heuvel on Congress: "It hasn't hit bottom yet -- there's still nine percent of the public that approves of the job the legislators are doing."....Pete Townsend on iTunes: "A digital vampire."....

October 28, 2011
James Taranto on Zuccotti Park: "The People's Republic of Obamaville."....Tea Party Patriots on OWS: "Lawbreaking troublemakers...trying to tear down the foundations of the greatest nation on earth."....Santorum on Perry: "Doesn't have what it takes to lead the American people."....Perry on Romney: "He says...'I need to say whatever I need to say for whatever office I'm running for.'"....Joe Scarborough on Herman Cain: "A glorified book tour...Making this up as he goes along."....Martin Bashir on Cain ads: "Weird and weirder."....Al Sharpton on GOP candidates: "There's something in the water that they're drinking."....Christine O'Donnell: "Right now a lawn gnome can beat Obama."....

October 25, 2011
Keith Olbermann on Fox News: "A political whorehouse."....Romney on U.S. leaving Iraq: "An astonishing failure."....Lindsey Graham: "A failure...Fumbled the ball inside of the ten."....McCain: "A serious mistake."....Rep. Dana Rohrabacher on McCain: "Gets carried away by his own military bravado."....Steve Kornacki on Rick Perry: "He's just not good at running for president."....Lawrence O'Donnell on Herman Cain 9-9-9 plan: "The most lavish giveaway to the rich that has ever been proposed by a presidential frontrunner."....Rep. Paul Ryan on Obama: "Preying on emotions of fear, resentment and anger."....Michele Bachmann on the U.S.: "Disrespected around the world because of what President Obama has done."....Eliot Spitzer on neocons: "The pillars of their worldview -- lower taxes and less regulation -- have failed the test that matters: reality."....Dan Lyons on Yahoo!: "The Paris Hilton of tech companies -- a ditzy, dopy outfit that remains enormously popular."....

October 20, 2011
Bryant Gumbel on NBA commissioner David Stern: "Has always seemed eager to be viewed as some kind of modern plantation overseer treating NBA men as if they were his boys."....Michele Bachmann: "President Obama's plan has been a plan for destruction of this economy and failure."....Perry on Romney: "The height of hypocrisy."....David Axelrod on Romney: "You get the feeling that there is no principle too large for him to throw over in pursuit of political office."....Martin Bashir on GOP hopefuls: "Not one of these candidates has said anything sensible about Libya in six months."....Bill O'Reilly on OWS: "Loons."....Stephanie Madoff Mack on her father-in-law: "I'd spit in his face."....

October 13, 2011
James Carville on list of GOP candidates: "A joke."....Perry ad on Romney: "Even the richest man can't buy back his past."....Romney on Obama: "If you do not want America to be the strongest nation on earth, I'm not your president. You have that president today."....Nancy Pelosi on Scott Brown: "Clueless."....Keith Olbermann on Bill O'Reilly: "Psychopath with a comb-over."....Shannon Tweed on Gene Simmons, just before accepting his proposal: "Who'd want to marry an a**hole like you? You're so stupid!"....

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