Mudline Archive

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  • December 31, 2013

    | December 31, 2013
    Rep. Steve Stockman: "Obama's job-killing, freedom-stealing socialism makes me sick to my stomach."....Rep. Trey Gowdy on NY Times: "It only took 15 months for them to figure out how to spell Benghazi."....Erick Erickson on Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Abortion Barbie."....Sarah Palin on MSNBC: "You really need a conscience, yellow journalists. May your 2014 New Year's Resolution be to find one."....
  • December 11, 2013

    | December 11, 2013
    Korean Central News Agency on Jang Song Thaek: "Despicable human scum...Worse than a dog."....McCain on Obama-Castro handshake: "Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler."....Rush Limbaugh: "This is not news. They want it to be news. They'd do anything to distract everybody from Obamacare."....Richard Cohen on Obamacare rollout: "The Edsel of our times."....Rep. Steve Stockman on Sen. John Cornyn: "Absolutely will smear and attack me, and lie to you about me...I'm sick and tired of being bayoneted in the back by someone in my own foxhole."....Trump on Martin Bashir: "You're a total loser. You're fired!"....Aisha Tyler on Kanye West: "The straight, black Liberace."....Jenna Bush on her family's WH dog: "Barney was a real jerk."....
  • December 3, 2013

    | December 03, 2013
    Rep. Michele Bachmann on Obama: "Has rewritten the Constitution for himself."....Sen. Rick Santorum on Obama: "Incompetence."....Former Gov. Howard Dean on Santorum: "I lose my patience with this nonsense."....Herman Cain on Obamacare: "People are not as stupid as the administration thinks they are."....Sen. Harry Reid on D.C. circuit court judge Janice Rogers Brown: "Thinks there's a communist behind every bush."....Rush Limbaugh on Pope Francis: "Doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to capitalism and socialism and so forth."....Eighty thousand petitioners on Seth McFarlane and Fox Broadcasting: "They killed America's dog!"....
  • November 25, 2013

    | November 25, 2013
    John Bolton on Iran deal: "An abject surrender...An Israeli military strike is the only way to avoid Tehran's otherwise inevitable march to nuclear weapons."....Netanyahu: "An historic mistake....Has made the world a much more dangerous place."....Ari Fleischer: "You can't spell abandonment without OBAMA."....Charles Krauthammer: "The worst deal since Munich."....Michelle Malkin on Education Secretary Arne Duncan: "A textbook liberal racist...A bully, an elitist and a foot-in-mouth fool all rolled into one."....Pope Francis on unfettered capitalism: "A new tyranny."....
  • November 22, 2013

    | November 22, 2013
    Sen. David Vitter on Senate rule change: "Scary and dictatorial."....Rand Paul on Harry Reid: "He's become the dictator of the Senate."....Americans for Ltd. Goverment's Rick Manning: "[The Senate was] murdered by Harry Reid."....Glenn Beck: "The Republic is being undermined."....RNC chairman Reince Priebus on Dems: "We will tattoo 'Obamacare' on each of their foreheads."....Martin Bashir on Sarah Palin: "A world class idiot."....Baseball writer Peter Gammons on A-Rod: "He wants to blow up the world. You know, he's like the marathon bombers."....