What a long, strange strip it's been
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March 10, 2011
Christopher Hitchens: “The pilots of Qaddafi's own air force, who flew their planes to Malta rather than let themselves be used against civilians, have demonstrated more courage and principle than the entire U.S. Sixth Fleet.”….Glenn Reynolds: “I would vote for a syphilitic camel over Barack Obama in 2012.”….David Brooks on Newt Gingrich: “I wouldn't let that guy run a 7-Eleven, let alone a country.”….NPR Sr. Veep Ron Schiller on Tea Party: “Seriously racist, racist people.”….Rush Limbaugh on David Gregory: “Mouthpiece…Stenographer.”….
March 7, 2011
Alan Simpson: “Grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.”….Mike Huckabee on Obama: “Most of us grew up going to Boy Scout meetings….not madrassas.”…. Lawrence O’Donnell on Huckabee: “Has now fallen below the already low standard for integrity that we have come to expect from former governors of Arkansas.”….Chris Matthews on Newt Gingrich: “Looks like a car bomber. He's got that crazy Mephistophelian grin.”…. Sarah Palin on Kathy Griffin: “A 50-year-old adult bully.”….Farhad Manjoo on the FAX machine: “I can’t wait to dance on its grave.”….
March 4, 2011
Former Libya UN rep Abdul Rahman Shalgam on Gaddafi: “You are over. Go away.”…. Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour: “In the United States, it's harder to get a permit to mine coal than it is to get a heart transplant.”….NYT editor Bill Keller: “If you're a regular viewer of Fox News, you're probably one of the most cynical people on planet Earth.”…. Walter Kirn on ‘Two and a Half Men’: “It could have made a ‘star’ of anyone who stuck his live head in the cut-out hole it offered.”…. Cintra Wilson on Charlie Sheen: “The poet laureate of all once and future megalomaniac sex-addicted crackheads.”….Liam Gallagher on Radiohead: “Writing a song about a f—ing tree? Give me a f—ing break! A thousand year old tree? Go f— yourself! You’d have thought he’d have written a song about a modern tree or one that was planted last week.”….
February 24, 2011
Gaddafi on al-Qaeda: “They give [the protesters] pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe.”…. Glenn Beck on Reform Judaism: “It's almost like Islam, radicalized Islam in a way."….ADL head Abe Foxman on Beck: “Bigoted ignorance.”…. Phyllis Schlafly: “If there’s one thing feminists love, it’s divorce.”….Daily Astorian on Rep. David Wu: “Becoming an embarrassment.”….Victoria Jackson on Hollywood: “They don’t just dislike Christians, they hate God…You don't know how liberal it is, even the Christians are communist."….
February 21, 2011
Muammar Gaddafi on Libya protesters: "Rats."....Former ambassador Abdel-Moneim al-Houni on Gaddafi: “Betrayed his nation and his people.”…. Michele Bachmann on Obama: “Bending down to dictators, and he is brown-nosing the elites that are in Europe, and he's babying the jihadists who are following Sharia-compliant terrorism."….Wisconsin state Sen. Tim Carpenter on Gov. Walker: “A dictator.”…. Rush Limbaugh on Wisconsin protestors: “Freeloaders.”….Ed Schultz on Limbaugh: “Hey Rush, why don't you wrap your fat ass in the flag. ”….