What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Mudline Archive!
February 15, 2011
Lawrence O’Donnell on Bill O’Reilly: “A joke…A very, very, very rich man who has grown phenomenally rich by playing a character on TV that the most gullible audience in the history of television falls for.”….Pro-government legislators in Iranian Parliament on opposition leaders: “Death to Mousavi, Karroubi and Khatami!”….Former WikiLeaker Daniel Domscheit-Berg on Julian Assange: “Children shouldn’t play with guns.”…. Robert Reich on Obama budget: “Has chosen to fight fire with gasoline.”…. Grover Norquist on Obama budget: “Doesn’t pass the laugh test.”…. Billy Ray Cyrus on ‘Hannah Montana’: "The damn show destroyed my family.”….
February 10, 2011
Anderson Cooper on Mubarek: “Stepping on the grave and the blood of the Egyptian people.”….Chris Matthews: "One of the murkiest speeches ever delivered."....Bill Kristol on Glenn Beck: “Brings to mind no one so much as Robert Welch and the John Birch Society.”…. Tom Ricks on Rumsfeld: “Spoke loudly and carried a small stick.”….Ron Reagan on Sarah Palin: “A soap opera, basically.”….House Transportation Committee Chair Rep. John Mica on Amtrak: “A Soviet-style train system.”….Railroads Subcommittee Chair Rep. Bill Shuster on Biden high-speed rail plan: “Insanity.”….L. Brent Bozell III on Huffington Post: “A hate-filled, vicious, radically left-wing rag...profanity, crude sexual and excretory metaphors and outright hate speech against conservatives.”….
February 3, 2011
Rumsfeld on McCain: “Hairtrigger temper and a propensity to shift positions to appeal to the media.”….McCain on Rumsfeld: "Thank God he was relieved of his duties.”…. Chris Matthews on Glenn Beck: “The number one exploiter of fear.”….Bill O’Reilly on Al Jazeera: “An anti-Semitic, anti-American network.”…. Timothy Egan on Rep. Gohmert: “Has enough trouble carrying a coherent thought onto the House floor. God forbid he would try to bring a Glock to work.”….Ted Rall on the American Revolution: “Little more than a bunch of rich tax cheats getting theirs.”….
February 1, 2011
Richard Cohen: “The dream of a democratic Egypt is sure to produce a nightmare."….Chris Matthews on Michele Bachmann: “A balloon head.”….Glenn Beck on Matthews: “A balloon head that was taught by a balloon head and all you did because you're a balloon head was sit in your stupid balloon head Ivy League classroom and be indoctrinated by a balloon head.”….Rush Limbaugh: “The wealthiest people in the world are liberal Democrats and totalitarians, and they've acquired their wealth by virtue of stealing it.”….Steelers receiver Hines Ward on the NFL: “They don't give a f*** about concussions.”….Charlie Sheen on his critics: “A bunch of turds.”….
January 28, 2011
Conor Friedersdorf on ‘Countdown with Keith Olbermann’: “Gave me that anxious, vaguely pissed off feeling one gets sitting for an hour without air-conditioning in gridlocked freeway traffic, behind a semi and next to a guy blasting Eminem.”…. Don Imus on Rachel Maddow: “The worst kind of coward and gutless, sniveling worm.”…. Emily Yoffe on Hugh Hefner: “Please, Hef, go away, so we don't have any more images in our heads of you having sex.”….