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June 4, 2013
Tweets re the author of Game of Thrones: "A horrible, horrible man."...."About three deaths away from being called a Dark Lord."...."I hope you realize the hatred I have for you."...."You can't just write a book and not care about your characters. You. Just. Can't. Do. That."...."If George Martin was in Auburn right now I'd stab him in the heart."...."You're a sick man."...."I hate you George Martin!"...."What the hell is wrong with you! You sick-headed author, you don't think normally. I hate you."...."I'm about to murder the writer."...."You ruined my life!"...."He kills everything that I love."...."George Martin needs to be brought to justice."....

May 22, 2013
Penn Jillette on Donald Trump's hair: "Looks like cotton candy made of piss."....Alex Pareene on Barbara Walters: "Her entire public life has been an extended exercise in sycophancy and unalloyed power worship."....Mark Morford on NRA: "A twitchy clown car of paranoia and failure."....Joan Walsh on Mark Sanford: "Rather loopy, and somewhat creepy."....Sarah Palin on the media: "The reliable poodle-skirted cheerleader for the president."....Rich Stowall on 'Alpha House': "Runaway bigotry...Cowardly and unclever lampoonery...Liberals just aren't funny."....

May 7, 2013
Former SC Gov. James Edwards: "If we don't get every vote we can out, Obama will be a dictator. He's practically a dictator now."....Sen. James Inhofe: "Our president, Obama, has been doing everything he could to stop the private ownership of guns in America."....Rush Limbaugh: “What the regime is doing is buying up all the ammo, so that the guns that you do have are useless.”….Mike Lupica on NRA president Wayne LaPierre: "Fronting for the big gun companies who help fund the NRA...LaPierre isn't a patriot, he's a pimp."....Niall Ferguson on his own anti-gay remarks on John Maynard Keynes: "As stupid as they were insensitive."....

April 29, 2013
Tom Brokaw on White House Correspondents Dinner: "What we're doing is saying...'We're Versailles. We'll let the rest of you eat cake.'"....Sarah Palin on WHCD: "Pathetic...Nerdprom...DC assclowns."....NJ Gubernatorial candidate Barbara Buono on Chris Matthews: "Ass."....Jon Stewart on George W. Bush library: "The Hard Rock Cafe of catastrophic policy decisions."....

April 21, 2013
Former Sen. Al D'Amato on Senate gun proposal defeat: "You've got to be a jackass to be voting against background checks."....Obama: "Shameful."....Gabby Giffords: "Cowardice... These senators made their decision based on political fear and on cold calculations about the money of special interests like the National Rifle Association."....Donald Trump on Chris Matthews: "He gets dumber every year... Must have the lowest IQ on television."....Craig Ferguson on Boston bombings: "Is anyone else sick of this s**t?"....

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