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November 18, 2010
Fox News chairman Roger Ailes on Obama: "Has a different belief system than most Americans."....Ailes on NPR executives: "They are, of course, Nazis...They are the left wing of Nazism. These guys don’t want any other point of view. They don't even feel guilty using tax dollars to spout their propaganda.”….Morgan Meis on official Bush National Portrait Gallery painting: “Mundane kitsch…Aggressively suburban….A Sears portrait."….Ryan Grim on Dubya: “Too lazy to write his own memoir...A collection of other people's versions of events.”….Fidel Castro on Obama: “Handing out jobs in the UN Security Council, as if it were his own property.”….Rush Limbaugh on Obama: “A juvenile delinquent.”….Rosanne Cash on John Boehner: “An asshat."....

November 12, 2010
Michelle Goldberg on Glenn Beck's Soros rant: "A symphony of anti-Semitic dog-whistles.”….J.J. Goldberg on Beck: “As close as I’ve heard on mainstream television to fascism.”….Glenn Beck on George Soros: "Has admitted in the past he doesn't believe in God, but that's perhaps because he thinks he is.”….former chancellor Gerhard Schroder on Bush: “Not telling the truth.”….George Will on Obama presidency: “An exhausted volcano.”….Bobby Jindal on Congress: “Is now often an apprenticeship program for lobbyists-in-waiting.”….Nancy Franklin on TLC: "The Leering Channel."....

November 8, 2010
DNC committeeman Robert Zimmerman on White House: "Couldn't sell cocaine to Charlie Sheen."....Ann Coulter on Obama: "He blew the country up."....London Daily Mail on Obama India trip: "Probably not since the days of the Pharaohs or the more ludicrous Roman Emperors has a head of state travelled in such pomp and expensive grandeur."....Sarah Palin on Alaska TV station KTVA: "Corrupt bastards."....Clive Crook on the Left: "Can always find time to attack its own team, cry and complain, and demand to be patted on the head."....Texas Rangers CEO Chuck Greenberg on Yankees fans: "By far the worst of any I've seen in the postseason...An embarrassment."....Ted Rall on Obama: "If he was honest with himself and with us, he would resign."....Mark Mellman on Bush book tour: "Great news for Democrats."....Jimmy McMillan: "The only thing higher than the rent is Charlie Sheen."....

October 31, 2010
Joy Behar on Sharron Angle: “She's going to hell, this bitch!”…. Carl Paladino on Palin: “A TV personality … someone who just wants to go and throw a bunch of words around and proverbs.”… Keith Olbermann on the Tea Party: “Unqualified, unstable individuals who will do what they are told, in exchange for money and power, and march this nation as far backward as they can get.”…. Chris Matthews on Rand Paul coordinatorTim Profitt: “The kind of stuff we saw from hoodlums in the 30s in another country I will not mention.”….Mike Huckabee on NPR: “The purveyor of politically correct pabulum.”….Bill O’Reilly on NPR: “A left-wing outfit that wants one opinion.”….Juan Williams on NPR: “Treats a journalist who has worked for them for ten years with less regard, less respect for the value of independence of thought and embrace of real debate across political lines, than Nixon ever displayed.”….Michael Gerson on Obama: “An intellectual snob.”….James Taranto on Obama: “A stupid president who is also an intellectual snob.”….Taliban member Maulvi Kabir, on peace talk story: “Another ploy by the enemy to divide the Taliban.”…. Linda Stasi on Charlie Sheen: “The most pitiful man on TV.”…

October 20, 2010
Keith Olbermann on O'Reilly book: “His latest bold, fresh piece of crap."....Meghan McCain on Christine O'Donnell: "Making a mockery of running for public office."....Rush Limbaugh on Harry Reid: "A liar....A shameless little man."....Jesse Ventura on Bill O'Reilly: "A spineless puke."....Rabbi Yehuda Levin on Carl Paladino: "Folded like a cheap camera."....Helen Thomas on Obama: "Reprehensible."....Retired Army General Hugh Shelton on John McCain: "A screw loose."....

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