Mudline Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Mudline Archive!

  • March 7, 2018

    | March 06, 2018
    Trump on Alec Baldwin: "Dying mediocre career."....former Trump aide Sam Nunberg on Carter Page: "Scumbag...A weird dude."....Trump on Joe Biden: "Trust me, I would kick his ass. Boy, would he be easy."....Dubya on Trump: "Sorta makes me look pretty good, doesn't it?"....Trump on Iraq invasion: "The single worst decision ever made."....Rep. Devin Nunes on Stephen Colbert: "A danger."....Trump on mainstream media: "They've gone CRAZY!"....Sen. Orrin Hatch on Obamacare: "The stupidest dumbass bill I've ever seen. Now some of you may have loved it. If you do, you are one of the stupidest dumbass people I've ever met."....Trump on Rep. Maxine Waters: "She has to immediately take an IQ test."....Howard Dean on Rep. Devin Nunes: "A liar."....Nunes on the left: "They attack people who are trying to get to the truth."....Trump on Rep. Adam Schiff: "A bad guy."....Laura Ingraham on Lebron James: "It's always unwise to seek political advice from someone who gets paid a hundred million dollars a year to bounce a ball."....Trump on Russia investigation: "Witch hunt!"....former Trump aide Sam Nunberg: "I'm sick of this s***."....Jennifer Lawrence on Harvey Weinstein: "He is just that horrible ass boil that does not go away."....
  • February 24, 2018

    | February 24, 2018
    Trump: "We have a very, very crooked media. Boy have they committed a lot of atrocities."....CPAC communication director Ian Walters on GOP: "We elected Mike Steele as chairman because he was a black guy. That was the wrong thing to do."....Steele on Walters: "I thought they raised them better than that here...That's reflective of the stupidity, the ignorance and the a-hole-ishness...that exists within the party."....Trump on Dems: "They want to do things that you wouldn't even believe. Including taking your Second Amendment rights away. They will do that."....NRA chief Wayne LaPierre on media and political elites: "Eager to smear the NRA...They hate the NRA. They hate the Second Amendment. They hate individual freedom."....former Rep. Jack Kingston on Parkland student activists: "Their sorrow can very easily be hijacked by left-wing groups...Do we really think 17-year-olds on their own are going to plan a nationwide rally?"....Ben Shapiro: "What, pray tell, did these students do to earn their claim to expertise?"....NRA TV host Dan Bongino on NY Daily News: "Pure filth...Not worthy of collecting dog excrement."....NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch: "Many in legacy media love mass shootings...You love the ratings. Crying white mothers are ratings gold."....NRA TV host Grant Stinchfield on reporters: "Like snakes in the grass waiting for another mass shooting."....Sean Hannity on gun control debate: "Same, predictable, frankly insane, and intellectually lightweight."....Geraldo Rivera on Trump: "You want to spend $25 billion on a wall? What about spending $25 billion on making our schools secure from these savages, who all they want to do is inflict blood and mayhem?"....Rush Limbaugh: "I don't care what time of day or night you watch CNN, you are being treated to entire, full-fledged, undiluted, raw delusionment -- unhinged mental illness."....Michael Moore on NRA: "A terrorist organization."....Thomas L. Friedman: "President Trump is either totally compromised by the Russians or a towering fool, or both, but either way he has shown himself unwilling or unable to defend America against a Russian campaign to divide and undermine our democracy."....Mark Sumner on Trump tweets: "Spent the weekend throwing desperate amounts of smoke, because it's clear that he's on fire."....Lebron James on Trump: "Doesn't understand the people and really don't give a f*** about the people."....Laura Ingraham on James: "This is what happens when you attempt to leave high school a year early to join the NBA...Shut up and dribble."....Trump on Oprah: "Very insecure."....
  • February 16, 2018

    | February 16, 2018
    presidential historian Jon Meacham on Trump: "Basically, Archie Bunker is President of the United States. That's what's happened."....Joe Biden on Trump: "A joke."....John Oliver on Trump: "It's just a firehose of bull****."....Omarosa Manigault-Newman: "We would be begging for the days of Trump back if Pence became president."....Piers Morgan on Omarosa: "Famous for being horrible...A reality television star whose only raison d'etre is to be a poisonous little viper spreading gossip, innuendo and terrorizing everyone in her wake."....John Podhoretz on Omarosa: "Ambulatory psychopath..."Rep. Jackie Speier on Schiff memo versus Nunes memo: "A post-graduate dissertation as compared to a fourth grade book report."....Olympic athlete Adam Rippon: "If I talked to people the way President Trump talks to people, my mom would kick my ass."....Anushay Hossain: "Trump is not about anything else than misogyny...I don't know how Kellyanne Conway looks at herself in the mirror."....Anand Giridharadas on Trump: "A rape culture presidency."....Dan Rather: "The incredible cocoon of privilege and ego with which the President envelopes himself blinds him to the sheer horror of his statements in defense of Mr. Porter."....E.J. Dionne: "The one time that Donald Trump speaks out passionately about due process involves charges of a man battering a woman."....WH chief of staff John Kelly on unregistered Dreamers: "Too lazy to get off their asses...Some of them should have probably gotten off the couch and signed up."....Laurence O'Donnell on Kelly: "The worst White House chief of staff in history...Spews hatred and never apologizes."....Jim Treacher on Bill Clinton: "A disgusting parasite who should be kept as far away as possible from the levers of power."....Rep. Adam Schiff on Trump: "It may be time for General Kelly to give the president a timeout. The country would benefit from that."....Andrew Sullivan: "Living in this period is to experience a daily, even hourly, psychological hazing from the bigot-in-chief."....Frank Bruni on Trump: "[His] litmus test for patriotism is this and this alone: 'Do you worship me?'"....Rick Wilson: "There is no better version of Trump, ever. He can only degrade and destroy everything he touches."....Quincy Jones on Trump: "I used to hang out with him. He's a crazy motherf***er. Limited mentally -- a megalomaniac, narcissistic...Someone who knows about real leadership wouldn't have as many people against him as he does."....Julia Louis Dreyfus on cancer: "Hey cancer, 'F*** you!'"....
  • February 5, 2018

    | February 05, 2018
    Trump on Dems not clapping at SOTU address: "Can we call that treason? Why not, I mean they certainly don't seem to love our country very much."....Samantha Bee on SOTU: "Rumor had it this would be an optimistic, glass is half full type speech, and it was, assuming that glass is half full of cyanide and I get to drink it."....Al Sharpton: "A hollow, xenophobic appeal to his base...Not promoting a dream, but pitching a scheme."....ESPN's Jemele Hill: "Racial pornography."....CNN's Van Jones: "Selling sweet-tasting candy with poison in it."....Jeff Shesol: "The sort of speech that sends a person into a fallout shelter alone with his tax cut and his Second Amendment rights."....NY Daily News headline: "What A Load Of Clap: Trump Praises Himself, Touts 'Unity' While Bashing Immigs."....Fox News contributor Tomi Lahren on Rep. Joe Kennedy SOTU rebuttal: "Barfworthy...The crybaby of Camelot."....Ann Coulter: "If JFK could have been brought back to life to see this speech, he would have instantly had young Joe committed to a mental institution."....Donald Trump Jr. on Mueller investigation: "The only thing that they found out was that they themselves were the ones doing all of these things."....Tucker Carlson on Sen. Adam Schiff: "Liar and a demagogue."....Trump: "Little Adam Schiff, who is desperate to run for higher office, is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington..."....Rep. Paul Gosar: "The full-throated adoption of this illegal misconduct and abuse of FISA by James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Sally Yates, and Rod Rosenstein is not just criminal but constitutes treason."....James Woods: "Beware traitors both foreign and domestic. The Democrats managed to use both and still lost a rigged election."....former secretary of state Madeleine Albright on GOP intel memo: "It's a good thing Devin Nunes is not taking my course on national security decision making. I expect my students' written work to be compelling, accurate, and unbiased. By those standards I would have to give him an F."....Kerry Eleveld on Nunes: "Turning out to be either dumber, more reckless or perhaps more compromised than we thought."....Fresno Bee on Nunes: "Trump's stooge."....Mika Brzezinski on Michael Wolff's insinuations re U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley: "You might be having a fun little game dancing around this, but you're slurring a woman. It's disgraceful."....Wolff on Brzezinski: "The president is right about Mika."....Donald Trump Jr. on Obama administration: "They weaponized the FBI and the DOJ to attack the duly-elected president of the United States."....Carl Bernstein: "In the whole Cold War, the Russians were not able to do what Putin has done through Donald Trump - to destabilize the United States and its democratic institutions. It's stunning. It's ruinous."....Tom Brokaw: "The White House is trying to create an alternate reality."....Donald Trump Jr. on Dems: "The derangement is real."....Trump on America: "A lot of people should be ashamed of themselves."....
  • January 29, 2018

    | January 29, 2018
    Trump on U.S. libel law: "A sham."....Philip Roth on Trump: "A massive fraud, the evil sum of his deficiencies, devoid of everything but the hollow ideology of a megalomaniac."....Trump on U.S. court system: "Broken and unfair."....Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Trump: "I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft dodger."....LA Times employee: "The Los Angeles Times is like a Soviet circus right now. Propaganda. Dancing bears. Mercurial leaders who say weird s***. People who disappear."....Trump on report he tried to fire Mueller last June: "Fake news, folks. Fake news. Typical New York Times fake story."....Rep. Tom Cole on Dems: "We're not in the business of negotiating with terrorists."....Trump on Michael Wolff's 'Fire and Fury': "Full of lies, misrepresentations and sources that don't exist."....Jonathan Morton on Wolff: "A sort of perfectly grotesque Boswell to Trump's Johnson."....Adrian Wooldridge on Trump: "A winner with the soul of a loser."....Juan Escalante on Trump's Dreamer proposal: "A racist ransom note from a group of nativists who are willing to dangle 800,000 young teenagers and adults over a cliff while simultaneously replacing core American values with poison."....Trump: "Dems just want illegal immigrants to pour into our nation unchecked."....former Mexico president Vicente Fox on Trump: "Doesn't have any idea of the difference between running a nation and running a business."....Family Research Council head Tony Perkins on evangelicals' take on Trump's past behavior: "We kind of gave him -- 'All right, you get a mulligan. You get a do-over here.'"....former RNC chair Michael Steele on Perkins: "After telling me how to live my life, who to love, what to believe, what not to believe, what to do and what not to do -- and now you sit back and the prostitutes don't matter? The grabbing the you-know-what doesn't matter? The outright behavior and lies don't matter?...Just shut up."....Andrew Sullivan: "The sewer of most of Twitter is now so rank that even addicts have begun to realize that they are sinking in oceans of s***holery."....Trump on Sen. Diane Feinstein: "Sneaky."....