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October 16, 2016
Trump ad on Clinton: "Filthy rich...Only cares about power, money, and herself."....Newt Gingrich: "There's a big Trump and a little Trump. The little Trump is frankly pathetic."....Trump on McCain: "The dirtiest mouth in all of the Senate."....Trump on USA Today: "Not much of a newspaper."....Trump on SNL: "Boring and unfunny."....Trump on HRC: "We should take a drug test prior to the debate, because I don't know what's going on with her."....Obama on Trump: "Pumps himself up by putting other people down."....Trump on McCain, Ryan and other GOP leaders: "I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with a lot of these people."....New York Daily News on Trump: "Perv."....Erin Gloria Ryan: "There's one thing about which the GOP presidential nominee always tells the truth: treating women like garbage."....Democratic strategist Maria Cardona on Trump: "An irredeemable pervert, a predator."....Trump on Ryan: "Weak and ineffective."....Roger Cohen on Trump: "A single-note campaign; that note is rage."....GOP donor Mark DeMoss on 2016: "The most shallow, petty, immature presidential race of my lifetime. I'm 54."....David Brooks on Trump: "His party treats him as a stench it can't yet remove."....Tom Hanks on Trump: "[He will become president] right about the time spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes."....

October 11, 2016
Donald Trump on U.S. electoral system: "The election is going to be rigged...The only way we can lose...is if cheating goes on."....Eighteen-year Trump exec Barbara Res on Trump: "He got too famous. He started believing his own s***...Now I don't think there is a person alive that he respects, because he thinks he's God."....Trump on Clinton: "The devil."....George Will on the GOP: "Perhaps it is imprudent to nominate a venomous charlatan."....Roger Cohen on Trump: "A dictator-in-waiting with a brat's temper and a prig's scowl...Hovering over Hillary Clinton like some dyspeptic Mafia boss."....Trump on Clinton: "Help me stop Crooked Hillary from rigging this election."....Seth Meyers on Trump: "The pervert on the bus."....Lindy West: "Mr. Trump is rape culture's blathering id."....Michael Tomasky on Trump in debate:"Pacing like a walrus."....Cyndi Lauper on Trump: "He's a bum and he's taking us down...He has low-lifed our entire political system."....Robert De Niro on Trump: "So blatantly stupid. He's a punk, he's a dog, he's a pig, he's a con, a bullshit artist."....The Atlantic editorial on Trump: "A demagogue, a xenophobe, a sexist, a know-nothing, and a liar. He is spectacularly unfit for office."....

October 7, 2016
Sen. Harry Reid on Trump: "He raped and pillaged Atlantic City."....David Letterman on Trump: "A damaged human being...A person to be shunned."....Trump on Clinton: "She could be crazy. She could actually be crazy."....Adam Haslett on Trump: "A would-be tyrant...His mind is itself a political mob."....Frank Bruni on Rudy Giuliani: "His expression - part sneer, part glare, all menace - turns small forest creatures to stone."....Trump on CNN VP debate panel: "A joke, biased and very dumb."....Rush Limbaugh on Sen. Tim Kaine: "If [Clinton's] strategy was to find a jerk to make her appear likable by comparison, she damn near pulled it off."....Trump adviser Roger Stone on Kaine: "An obnoxious asshole."....Trump on Kaine in VP debate: "Looks like an evil crook out of the Batman movies."....Liz Smith on Trump in the eighties: "He was a horse's ass. Still is."....Bill Maher on Libertarian Party presidential nominee Gary Johnson: "He's not making pot look good."....

September 28, 2016
Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton in debate: "She came off exactly as many people see her: A witch with a capital B."....unnamed Congressman to Frank Luntz, on Clinton in debate: "She just comes across as my bitchy wife/mother."....Christina Cauterrucci on debate: "Looked and sounded like a tiff between a petulant, sociopathic toddler and the world's most patient, cool-headed teacher."....Sarah Silverman: "If you're a man and you keep saying you 'don't trust Hillary,' call your mom. Work that s*** out."....David Frum on Clinton: "Who told Hillary to keep smiling like she's at her granddaughter's birthday party?"....Clinton on Trump: "Dangerously incoherent."....former Bush spokesman for the UN, Richard Grenell: "Hillary's condescending smile is not likeable."....Transparent creator Jill Soloway on Trump: "A complete dangerous monster...An inheritor to Hitler."....Brit Hume on Clinton: "She looked composed -- smug sometimes -- not necessarily attractive."....Rudy Giuliani on Lester Holt: "An enormously ignorant, completely misinformed fact checker."....Arsenio Hall on Trump: "We can't elect a man who is obsessed with hate for Rosie O'Donnell. You never hear Putin bring up Yakov Smirnoff."....Howard Fineman on Trump in debate: "A symphony of incoherence."....Newt Gingrich on Clinton in debate: "Vicious, nasty, mean-spirited, and arrogant...The media elite were thrilled that Hillary could be so mean and nasty."....Arizona Republic on Trump: "A stunning lack of human decency...He hangs scapegoats like piñatas and invites people to take a swing."....NYT on Trump's personality: "Bluster, savage mockery of those who challenge him, degrading comments about women, mendacity, crude generalizations about nations and religions."....Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Trump: "Paranoid, nativist rhetoric."....Jerry Springer: "Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show."....Judge Jeanine on Clinton: "Cannot handle the truth. She can't handle a direct question."....Bono on Trump: "Potentially the worst idea that ever happened to America."....Trump on Clinton: "Hillary has experience, but it's bad experience...It's bad, bad experience."....Bill Maher to Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway: "You are enabling pure evil."....Green Party candidate Jill Stein on Trump: "The guy has a lot of problems -- physical, mental, emotional, cognitive...He's incapable of having a consistent thought or policy."....Nicholas Kristof on Trump: "I've never met a national politician as ill-informed, as deceptive, as evasive and as vacuous as Trump. He's not normal."....Bill Clinton on Trump: "Most of [Hillary's] strongest supporters have either worked for her or done business with him."....Colin Kaepernick on Trump and Clinton: "Both are proven liars...You have to pick the lesser of two evils. But in the end, it's still evil."....Stephen Colbert on Trump at debate: "Sounded like he was fighting off a cold with cocaine."....John Oliver on Trump: "America's wealthiest hemorrhoid."....Trump on the U.S.: "Being ripped off by every single country in the world...We lose on everything...Our airports are like a Third World country...We're a mess."....Garry Trudeau on Trump in 1987: "My first impression? Biggest. Asshole. Ever. Must draw."....

September 20, 2016
Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Donald Trump:"Thin-skinned, temperamental...Willfully ignorant about the rest of the world...Unqualified and unfit to be commander-in-chief...Beyond repair."....Trump on Gates: "A nasty guy...An absolute clown."....Congressional Black Caucus chairman G.K. Butterfield on Trump: "A disgusting fraud."....Harry Reid on Trump: "A human leech who will bleed the country... Would turn America into a big scam, like Trump University."....Trump on Reid: "Should go back and start working out again with his rubber work-out pieces."....Maureen Dowd on Trump: "I think of him as a toon. He's just drawn that way."....Trump on Dowd: "A neurotic dope."....Charles M. Blow on Trump: "Lies with a ferocious abandon...The truth shifts beneath Trump like sand."....NYer editor David Remnick on Trump: "Does not so much struggle with the truth as strangle it altogether...A pathological liar of a kind and quality that we have not seen in recent presidential politics and perhaps ever."....Trump: "Why isn't President Obama working, instead of campaigning for Hillary Clinton?"....George Takei in response: "As commander-in-chief, he is sworn to protect us from threats both foreign and domestic. You, sir, are the latter."....Green Party candidate Jill Stein on Trump vs. Clinton: "Death by gunshot or death by strangulation."....pro-Trump super PAC head Alex Castellanos on HRC: "Nana Clinton."....Bill Maher on Trump: "Orange Hitler."....

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