Mudline Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • February 25, 2013

    | February 26, 2013
    Parent Television Council on Seth MacFarlane: "Crass, vulgar and juvenile humor...Misogynist, racist and anti-Semitic jokes."....Anti-Defamation League: "Offensive and not remotely funny."....Rob Sheffield: "A flop-sweat monsoon of historic proportions...Turned out so much worse than anyone could have expected."....Claire Hoffman: "Suddenly the bitter a**hole on the couch was up there on the stage, lost somewhere between a big smile and a sneer.".....Amy Davidson: "A series of crudely sexist antics led by a scrubby, self-satisfied Seth MacFarlane...Unattractive and sour."....Alexandrea Petri: "Delivering jokes directly from 1930."....Spencer Kornhaber: "If only he'd kept his mouth shut more frequently."....
  • February 16, 2013

    | February 17, 2013
    Justice Antonin Scalia on SOTU: "Has turned into a childish spectacle."....Sen. Mitch McConnell on Obama's SOTU speech: "Another retread of lip service and liberalism."....Chris Matthews on Marco Rubio SOTU response: "Tinkertoys. A kids presentation of a philosophy reduced to maybe the ninth grade level."....William Rivers Pitt on John Boehner: "That sad, sorry, orange-hued sack of failure."....Ted Nugent on Rep. Jim Langevin: "He probably has s*** for brains."....
  • February 11, 2013

    | February 11, 2013
    Denmark Foreign Minister Villy Sovndal on North Korea: "Is likely the most horrible country on this planet."....Donald Trump: "Karl Rove is a total loser."....Former Congressman Joe Walsh: "'Heartbroken' Michelle Obama attending funeral of Hadiya Pendleton. I guess the other 533 murder victims didn't break her heart."....Jim Carey: "Anyone who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting."....Jerry Brown on Rick Perry anti-CA ad: "It's a burp. It's barely a fart."....
  • February 4, 2013

    | February 04, 2013
    Ann Coulter on Obama gun control speech: "Screw you. You're the one who won't do anything about the mentally ill."....Andrew O'Hehir on football: "Deadly to those who play it and toxic in other ways to those who worship it."....American Enterprise Institute's Danielle Pletka on Hagel hearing: "He came across as a liar, worse yet, a bad liar."....MSNBC's Chris Hayes on Hagel hearing: "An omnidirectionally embarrassing debacle for everyone involved."....Sen. David Vitter on Sen. Marco Rubio: "I just think he's nuts."....Congressman Paul Broun on Obama: "Upholds...the Soviet Constitution."....Michael Tomasky: "Democrats are now the regular guys. Conservatives are the weirdos."....
  • January 29, 2013

    | January 29, 2013
    Sen. Lindsey Graham on Benghazi: "Hillary Clinton got away with murder."....Pat Buchanan on Obama: "Hijacking the American Revolution."....NRA lobbyist Chris Cox: "The main goal of the gun banners in Congress is not to make schools safer, but to ban your guns and abolish every last sacred right you have under the Second Amendment...until they reduce your freedom to ashes."....Sen. Ron Johnson on Obamacare: "The greatest assault on freedom in our lifetime."....Piers Morgan on Manti T'eo: "A completely deluded, ridiculously naive knucklehead."....Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton Benghazi testimony: "A puke fest."....David Attenborough on humanity: "A plague on the Earth."....Scott Adams on watching Les Miserables: "Feels exactly like being up to your nostrils in human waste, with a bullet in your torso, after the government has killed all your friends."....