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  • January 23, 2013

    | January 24, 2013
    Rep. Jeff Duncan to Hillary Clinton: "Madame Secretary, you let the consulate become a death trap. That's national security malpractice."....James Taranto on Hillary Clinton: "Once again, she was helping the most powerful man in the world dodge accountability for scandalous behavior."....Fox News analyst Peter Johnson, Jr. on inaugural address: "A catalog of false premises...A very bizarre, disordered priority...Where is the hopelessness?"....Jennifer Rubin on Inaugural address: "Jaw-dropping hypocrisy...The most underwhelming and unsurprising inaugural address of my lifetime."....Dick Morris on Obama: "Determined to Balkanize our once united nation into competing interest groups."....NRA head Wayne LaPierre on Obama: "More than willing to demonize his critics."....Church of Scientology on Lawrence Wright's book Going Clear: "So ludicrous it belongs in a supermarket tabloid...Freedom of speech does not mean freedom to lie."....Donald Trump on Deadspin: "Total losers. They had their story stolen right from under their bad complexions."....
  • January 17, 2013

    | January 17, 2013
    Fox News radio host Todd Starnes on Obama: "Freedom ends. Tyranny begins."....Sen. Rand Paul on Obama: "I'm against having a king."....NRA on Obama: "Attacking firearms and ignoring children."....Fox contributor Tammy Bruce on Obama: "Using dead children as pawns."....Sen. Marco Rubio on Obama: "Abusing his power."....Rep. Steve Stockman: "The President's actions are an existential threat to this nation."....Whole Foods CEO John Mackey on Obamacare: "Fascism."....Fox News on Colin Powell: "Unhinged."....Laura Ingraham on Powell: "Weapon of mass destruction...blowing up on Republicans."....Megyn Kelly on Powell: "With friends like that in the Republican Party, who needs enemies?"....Quin Hillyer on Powell: "[An] increasingly despicable backstabbing lout."....Michael Savage on flu shots: "[When] you get ALS or Alzheimer's disease or MS, or you watch your kids develop seizures, or your kid becomes autistic, God forbid, what are you going to say?"....
  • January 16, 2013

    | January 16, 2013
    NRA ad on Obama: "He's just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security."....Rush Limbaugh: "The leaders of the country are essentially saying, 'Look, your kids are not that important, at least not as important as mine are.'"....WH press secretary Jay Carney on NRA ad: "Repugnant and cowardly."....John Avlon on NRA ad: "Doubling down on indecency."....Glenn Beck on Alex Jones: "A fascist."....Jones on Beck: "Another despicable person, just like Piers Morgan."....Lutheran Campbell on Spike Lee: "A conniving and scheming Uncle Tom."....Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi on Jews: "Warmongers, the descendants of apes and pigs."....
  • January 9, 2013

    | January 09, 2013
    New York Republican Rep. Peter King: "Anyone from New York or New Jersey who contributes one penny to congressional Republicans is out of their mind."....RNC Finance Committee co-chair Georgette Mosbacher on GOP: "I'm not writing any checks, and I'm not asking anyone else to write any checks, until I hear something that makes sense to me."....Pat Cadell on Fiscal Cliff deal: "A raping of the ordinary American."....Sen. David Vitter: "Sadly, Harry Reid has again revealed himself to be an idiot."....Piers Morgan on The Dish asking for subscriptions: "An hilariously deluded vanity flight into obscurity."....Paul Krugman on rich people: "Want the world to praise them for their wealth, so they want economic theories that praise rich people as the salvation of the rest of us."....Elizabeth Wurtzel on happiness: "The untruths we tell each other and ourselves or it would be unbearable."....
  • January 2, 2013

    | January 02, 2013
    Jon Huntsman on GOP: "A holding company that's devoid of a soul...We can't be known as a party that's fear-based and doesn't believe in math."....Newt Gingrich on GOP: "A two month dance of defeat and surrender."....Donald Trump on GOP: "May be the worst negotiators in history."....Joe Scarborough on cliff deal: "Could the Republican Party have mismanaged this any worse?"....David Brooks on GOP: "They've had a brain freeze since the election."....Michele Malkin tween on House Dems: "You won. Just shut. Up. And. Vote."....Rush Limbaugh: "It's a Democrat wet dream, folks, going over the cliff. I mean, it is stuff they've been dreaming of all their lives, like getting health care."....Jose Canseco tweet: "I will go to Washington and slap all politicians if they don't fix the fiscal cliff. They are haters of America and deserve it. Here I come."....