Mudline Archive

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  • December 28, 2012

    | December 28, 2012
    Philadelphia mayor Michael Nutter on NRA plan: "A completely dumbass idea."....NYT editorial on Wayne LaPierre: "Delusional, almost deranged rant."....Piers Morgan to Gun Owners of America director Larry Pratt: "You're an unbelievably stupid man...You are a dangerous man espousing dangerous nonsense. And you shame your country."....Pratt to Morgan: "It seems to me that you are morally obtuse...You want to be the criminal's friend."....Dem strategist Julian Epstein on NRA: "Has more than shot itself in its own foot."....Sen. Harry Reid on House under Boehner: "A dictatorship of the Speaker."....Boehner spokesman Michael Steel on Reid: "Should talk less and legislate more."....Rick Santelli on Tim Geithner: "I'd like to see if he could count to a million, much less 16.4 trillion."....
  • December 20, 2012

    | December 20, 2012
    Gun Owners of America's Larry Pratt: "Gun control supporters have the blood of little children on their hands."....Former Gov. Ed Rendell on the NRA: "A paper tiger. They're the Wizard of Oz."....Toure on Matt Drudge: "He's like a little boy on the playground who pulls his penis out of his pants because he knows that means everybody will look at him."....Newt Gingrich on government: "An anti-religious, secular bureaucracy and secular judiciary seeking to drive God out of public life."....Rep. Barney Frank on Gingrich: "Will say anything to get attention...God appears to have been driven out of Mr. Gingrich's private life if you look at his marital history."....Markos "kos" Moulitsas on Obama: "Capitulator in Chief."....Daily Caller's Jim Treacher on Hilary Clinton's concussion: "It's ridiculous to expect us to take her word for it."....GOP strategist Alice Stewart: "I certainly hope Hilary Clinton has a good note from her doctor."....Former UN Ambassador John Bolton: "When you don't want to go to a meeting or conference, or an event, you have a 'diplomatic illness.' And this is a diplomatic illness to beat the band."....Mike Huckabee on Sandy Hook: "We dismiss the notion of natural law and the notion that there are moral absolutes and seemed amazed when some kids make it their own morality to kill innocent children."....Mary Elizabeth Williams on Huckabee: "Grotesque and hateful...An opportunistic, self-promoting creep."....
  • December 10, 2012

    | December 10, 2012
    Sen. Lindsay Graham on Gitmo detainees: "Crazy bastards that want to kill us all."....Nancy Pelosi on GOP: "That's not negotiating, that's hostage taking."....American Majority Action CEO Ned Ryan on John Boehner: "Has been an abysmal failure as Speaker...And he's been nothing short of an embarrassing spokesman for the Conservative Movement."....Sen. Chuck Shumer: "The House Republican leadership are like generals hunkered away in a bunker unaware that their troops have already laid down arms."....Jennifer Rubin on Sen. Jim DeMint: "By embracing him, Heritage...becomes a political instrument in service of extremism, not a well-respected think tank and source of scholarship."....Erick Erickson on Rubin: "In the history of ignorant takes on conservatives, she may just have written the most ignorant thing ever."....Bill O'Reilly to American Atheist president David Silverman: "So unreasonable it's frightening...Your view is insane."....Silverman on O'Reilly: "This is all about money. This is all about ratings."....
  • November 29, 2012

    | November 29, 2012
    Sen. Harry Reid on House Speaker John Boehner: "I don't understand his brain."....Bill O'Reilly on American Atheists: "A merry band of fascists."....Tom Ricks on Fox: "Operating as a wing of the Republican party."....Joan Walsh on Romney strategist Stuart Stevens' campaign book: "Delusional, divisive and unbelievably stupid."....Scott Nova of Workers Rights consortium on Walmart: "Is supporting, is incentivizing, an industry strategy in Bangladesh: extreme low wages, non-existent regulation, brutal suppression of any attempt by workers to act collectively to improve wages and conditions."....Camille Paglia on art: "Allowed itself to be defined in the public eye as an arrogant, insular fraternity with frivolous tastes and debased standards."....Angus T. Jones on his show Two and a Half Men: "Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth."....
  • November 20, 2012

    | November 20, 2012
    Bobby Jindal on GOP: "We need to stop being the dumb party."....Lindsey Graham on Romney: "When you're in a hole, stop digging."....Rush Limbaugh on everything: "We're living in the absolute destruction and failure of this economy and this country."....GOP strategist Steve Schmidt on Limbaugh: "Total ludicrous nonsense."....