Mudline Archive

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  • September 25, 2012

    | September 25, 2012
    NY Post cover on Ahmadinejad: "Piece of Sh!t!"....Mitt Romney on Obama foreign policy: "Projects weakness."....Ryan on Obama and Libya attack: "If we project weakness, they come."....UN Amb. Susan Rice on Ryan comment: "Empty and baseless."....Ralph Nader on Romney: “A corporation running for president masquerading as a human being.”….McCain on Obama: "Has a fundamental misunderstanding of what is going on in the Middle East."....Bob Shrum on Romney: "The biggest shapeshifter outside of Harry Potter."....Joe Scarborough on Romney campaign: "Inept...A nightmare."....Richard Cohen on Romney: "Robotic, unknowable."....Michele Malkin on Peggy Noonan and David Brooks: "We know what their own best interest is. Their own interest at heart is their own self-propagation."....Joy-Ann Reid: "Battery acid is more popular than the Republican Party right now."....Steve Coll on "Innocence of Muslims": "The low-budget aesthetic recalls 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.'"....
  • September 19, 2012

    | September 19, 2012
    Sen. John McCain on the U.S.: "The weak horse."....Pat Buchanan: "Barack Obama is a drug dealer of welfare. He wants permanent dependency."....Peggy Noonan on Romney campaign: "Incompetent."....LA Times on Romney: "An outrageous exercise in opportunism."....David Brooks on Romney: "When will the incompetence stop?"....Amy Davidson on Romney: "He seems to be utterly delusional."....Joan Walsh on Romney: "An equal opportunity class warrior: he disdains everyone who is struggling."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Attempting to stigmatize anybody that has succeeded and is calling them the enemy."....Former Sen. John Danforth on Todd Akin: "Has taken the banner and marched into the woods."....Scientology attorney Jeffrey K. Riffer on Vanity Fair article by Maureen Orth: "The allegations she forwards are akin to asking the Pope if he threw poison in the wine before failing to bless the Holy Communion during the Easter service."....
  • September 16, 2012

    | September 17, 2012
    Liz Cheney on Obama: "Apologizing for America, appeasing our enemies, abandoning our allies and slashing our military."....Todd Akin on Obama: "Apologizing to all people, a lot of countries who are enemies...He's just apologizing because he doesn't like America."....Sen. James Inhofe on Obama: "Appeasement and apology."....James Taranto on Obama: "A submissive-sounding president."....Jonathan Tobin on Obama: "Determined to win the love of the Islamic world."....Romney foreign policy adviser Richard Williamson on Obama: "It's amateur hour."....Peggy Noonan on Romney: "Looked weak...He looks like Richard Nixon."....Sen. Frank Lautenberg on Romney: "An atrocious political response that undermines our unity."....Ruth Marcus on Romney: "[A] dishonest effort to take advantage of this national tragedy for his own political ends...Disgraceful."....Sen. John Kerry on Romney: "Callous and just sad."....LA Times: "[An] outrageous exercise in opportunism."....Joyce Carol Oates on Romney: "Ghastly."....
  • September 12, 2012

    | September 12, 2012
    Mitt Romney on U.S. embassy's statement: "An apology for American principles."....William Kristol on statement: "Disgraceful."....Jonathan Tobin on statement: "Shocking...Craven."....Former Ambassador Richard Williamson on Obama administration: "Apologizes for our values."....Sarah Palin on Obama: "If he doesn't have a 'big stick' to carry, maybe it's time for him to grow one."....Joan Walsh on Romney: "Cheap political grandstanding...Cruel opportunism...Is proving he would be a disaster as president."...."Rep. Loretta Sanchez on Romney: "A t-ball move."....Bob Shrum on Romney: "Came across as an opportunist...I don't think he's ready to be commander in chief."....Ron Fournier on Romney: "Ham-handed."....Rush Limbaugh on Romney: "He may as well be Elmer Fudd as far as we're concerned. We're voting against Obama."....Filmmaker Sam Bacile: "Islam is a cancer, period."....
  • September 10, 2012

    | September 11, 2012
    Mitt Romney on Dems: "Veering further and further away into an extreme wing that Americans don't recognize."....Charles Krauthammer on Obama acceptance: "One of the emptiest speeches I have ever heard on a national stage."....Mike Huckabee on Romney: "If you have cancer, who cares if your surgeon is a jerk?"....Andrew Sullivan on Bush: "The moaning skeleton in Romney's closet."....Marco Rubio: "Under Barack Obama, the only change is that hope has been hard to find."....John Kerry on Romney: "Talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.'"....former MI Gov. Jennifer Granholm: "In Romney's world, the cars get the elevator, and the workers get the shaft."....Bob Cesca on GOP: "Whining and pooping its big boy pants about how the Democrats are being SO MEAN."....Rep. Joe Walsh on Sandra Fluke: "We're raising Americans who don't know how to take care of themselves, who feel entitled...Get a job!"....R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe on Fox News: "Our music does not belong there...We have little or no respect for their puff adder brand of reportage."....Katie Roiphe on Naomi Wolf's book Vagina: A Biography: "It would be hard to write a parody more effective, more sublime, than this."....