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May 7, 2014
Liberty Counsel president Anita Staver on public schools: "Government indoctrination camps."....Ohio megapastor Rod Parsley on public schools: "Cesspools of godless propaganda."....Radio host Alex Jones on public schools: "You're handing your kids over to a bunch of globalist scumbags."....Michelle Malkin on Common Core: "A creepy federal data-mining racket."....Alexander Nazaryan on Common Core: "A necessary idea, poorly executed, dropped like a lowing cow into the den of starving lions that is the modern political scene."....Focus on the Family founder James Dobson on Obama: "The abortion president."....Korean Central News Agency report: "Poor human rights records in the U.S. are an inevitable product of the ruling quarters' policy against humanity."....Obama on Fox: "You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya."....

May 2, 2014
Rep. Bennie Thompson on SC Justice Clarence Thomas: "An Uncle Tom...Doesn't like black people. He doesn't like being black."....Democratic gubernatorial candidate Brett Hulsey, handing out Ku-Klux-Klan-style hoods: "It's a Wisconsin Republican Party hat."....Donald Trump on V. Stiviano, who made the Donald Sterling tape: "A very, very bad girlfriend...Despicable...A terrible human being."....Joe Klein on CNN: "Has gone in the toilet."....Peggy Noonan on Obama: "The aspect of the presidency he seems to enjoy most is the perks."....Tobias Wolff on Forcing the Spring author Jo Becker: "The Sacha Baron Cohen of journalism."....

April 28, 2014
Fox News' Greg Gutfeld on taxes: "I'm bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop."....Cliven Bundy on 'the Negro': "Because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do? They abort their children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton."....Sen. Harry Reid on Bundy: "A hateful racist."....Jamelle Bouie: "The only difference between Cliven Bundy and a whole host of conservatives is that the renegade rancher isn't sophisticated enough to couch his nonsense in soundbites and euphemism."....Jon Stewart on Sean Hannity: "The Arby's of news."....

April 16, 2014
Rep. Peter King on Ron Paul: "Just feeding into paranoia...Brings it to this hysterical level."....NR editor Rich Lowry on Paul: "Dewy-eyed foolishness."....WSJ columnist Bret Stephens on a Paul presidential candidacy: "Because maybe what the GOP needs is another humbling landslide defeat."....Mike Huckabee: "I'm beginning to think there's more freedom in North Korea sometimes than there is in the United States."....Edward Luce on Obama: "Attention deficit diplomacy."....Jimmy Carter on Citizens United decision: "Stupid."....Bill O'Reilly on equality: "An opium-laced dream."....Pat Robertson: "Pray to be delivered from this president. He is a disaster, an absolute disaster."....Rush Limbaugh: "The Democrats, the Left, they are selfish, and they use people, and they denigrate people, and they characterize people, and they diminish people and they destroy."....

April 9, 2014
William Saletan on Prop 8 supporters: "Why do these bigots still have jobs? Let's go get them."....Liz Cheney: "Mrs. Pelosi's problem is that her spine doesn't seem to reach her brain."....Obama on Rep. Paul Ryan's proposed budget: "If they tried to sell this sandwich at Zingerman's they'd have to call it 'The Stinkburger.'"....Sarah Palin on Ryan budget: "The definition of insanity."....Breitbart ad: "West Coast Politics -- Because You Can't Make This S*** Up."....DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz on ad: "Foul, offensive, and disrespectful to all women...A disgusting new low."....Bill O'Reilly on Stephen Colbert: "Clueless...Deceives his audience. Misguided in the extreme."....

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