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December 11, 2013
Korean Central News Agency on Jang Song Thaek: "Despicable human scum...Worse than a dog."....McCain on Obama-Castro handshake: "Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler."....Rush Limbaugh: "This is not news. They want it to be news. They'd do anything to distract everybody from Obamacare."....Richard Cohen on Obamacare rollout: "The Edsel of our times."....Rep. Steve Stockman on Sen. John Cornyn: "Absolutely will smear and attack me, and lie to you about me...I'm sick and tired of being bayoneted in the back by someone in my own foxhole."....Trump on Martin Bashir: "You're a total loser. You're fired!"....Aisha Tyler on Kanye West: "The straight, black Liberace."....Jenna Bush on her family's WH dog: "Barney was a real jerk."....

December 3, 2013
Rep. Michele Bachmann on Obama: "Has rewritten the Constitution for himself."....Sen. Rick Santorum on Obama: "Incompetence."....Former Gov. Howard Dean on Santorum: "I lose my patience with this nonsense."....Herman Cain on Obamacare: "People are not as stupid as the administration thinks they are."....Sen. Harry Reid on D.C. circuit court judge Janice Rogers Brown: "Thinks there's a communist behind every bush."....Rush Limbaugh on Pope Francis: "Doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to capitalism and socialism and so forth."....Eighty thousand petitioners on Seth McFarlane and Fox Broadcasting: "They killed America's dog!"....

November 25, 2013
John Bolton on Iran deal: "An abject surrender...An Israeli military strike is the only way to avoid Tehran's otherwise inevitable march to nuclear weapons."....Netanyahu: "An historic mistake....Has made the world a much more dangerous place."....Ari Fleischer: "You can't spell abandonment without OBAMA."....Charles Krauthammer: "The worst deal since Munich."....Michelle Malkin on Education Secretary Arne Duncan: "A textbook liberal racist...A bully, an elitist and a foot-in-mouth fool all rolled into one."....Pope Francis on unfettered capitalism: "A new tyranny."....

November 22, 2013
Sen. David Vitter on Senate rule change: "Scary and dictatorial."....Rand Paul on Harry Reid: "He's become the dictator of the Senate."....Americans for Ltd. Goverment's Rick Manning: "[The Senate was] murdered by Harry Reid."....Glenn Beck: "The Republic is being undermined."....RNC chairman Reince Priebus on Dems: "We will tattoo 'Obamacare' on each of their foreheads."....Martin Bashir on Sarah Palin: "A world class idiot."....Baseball writer Peter Gammons on A-Rod: "He wants to blow up the world. You know, he's like the marathon bombers."....

November 14, 2013
TruNews radio host David Conn on Obama: "[Embodies] the re-emergence of the Jones Cult mentality on a grand national level."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Playing dictator."....Suzanne Somers on Obamacare: "A greater Ponzi scheme than that pulled off by Bernie Madoff."....British Stonewall Awards on Pat Robertson: "Bigot of the year."....Ta-Nehisi Coates on WaPo columnist: "Horse-shit is the content in which Richard Cohen has, for all these years, wallowed."....Russel Brand on elections: "Every four years we get to choose what color tie the liar who leads us wears."....Mariah Carey on American Idol: "It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan."....Jonah Goldberg on the 'beclowning of the president': I wake up in the morning and rush to find my just-delivered newspaper with a joyful expectation of worsening news so intense, I feel like Morgan Freeman should be narrating my trek to the front lawn."....

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