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January 21, 2016
Bob Dole on Ted Cruz: "I don't know how he's going to deal with Congress. Nobody likes him."....Trump on Cruz: "He's a nasty guy...Nobody in Congress likes him."....NY Daily News headline on Palin endorsing Trump: "I'm With Stupid!"....Trump on Cruz: "A maniac."....William Saletan on Cruz: "May be the most spectacular liar ever to run for president."....NY Rep. Pete King on Cruz: "Go back under a rock."....Cruz on Trump: "In terms of a commander in chief, I think we ought to have someone who isn't springing out of bed and tweeting in response to the latest polls."....Trump on Cruz: "Two-faced."....Cruz on NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Over and over again stands with the looters and criminals rather than the brave men and women of blue."....Trump on Obama: "Living in a fantasy land."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Has deliberately weakened America."....Ted Nugent on Obama and Clinton: "They should be tried for treason and hung."....Matt Walsh on Trump: "If you vote for a man who worships himself over God, you deserve the tyranny that happens next."....Seth Meyers: "A good day for Obama only lasts the seven minutes before Repubicans s*** all over it."....Andy Borowitz: "I worry that the controversy about Ted Cruz's birth will distract people from the fact that he is a deranged sociopath."....

January 15, 2016
Ted Cruz: "China is running over President Obama like he is a child."....Chris Christie on Obama: "The guy is a petulant child."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Does not believe that America is a great global power...Doesn't believe in the Constitution."....Cruz on Obama: "Acts as an apologist for radical Islamic terrorism."....Ben Carson on Obama: "Doesn't realize we live in the twenty-first century."....Christie on Obama: "We will kick your rear end out of the White House."....Donald Trump: "Our country's a mess...Our military is a disaster."....Jeb Bush: "In this administration every weapon system has been gutted."....Christie on Obama: "Has let [our military] diminish to a point where tin pot dictators like the mullahs in Iran are taking our Navy ships."....Trump on the U.S.: "We can't be the stupid country any more. We are laughed at all over the world."....Rubio on Bush: "Desperate and spending millions on false attacks."....Trump on Rubio: "At least half of the things Marco said are flat-out false."....Rubio on Obamacare: "A certified job-killer."....Christie on Rubio: "When you're a senator, what you get to do is just talk and talk and talk."....Bush on Hillary Clinton: "She would be a national security mess."....Christie on Clinton: "If I am the nominee, she won't get within ten miles of the White House."....Trump on Bush: "We don't need a weak person being president of the United States."....Christie on Obama: "A guy who just believes that law enforcement are the bad guys."....

January 6, 2016
Chris Christie on Obama: "A petulant child...Wants to act as if he is a king, as if he is a dictator."....Trump on Obama: "He doesn't want to work too hard. He wants to go back and play golf."....National Review's Charles Cooke on Obama’s tears: “Well, that was embarrassing…Irrational. Dishonest. And ultimately weak.”….Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros: “I would check that podium for a raw onion…It’s not really believable.”….Meghan McCain: “Bad political theater.”….Breitbart’s John Nolte: “Fascist tears.”….Chris Christie: "I just don't think Marco Rubio's going to be able to slime his way to the White House."....Trump on protesters at his rally: "A bunch of losers."....Rick Santorum on Ted Cruz: "Has two years of grandstanding in Washington."....Trump on Charles Krauthmmer: "The worst...He's terrible."....Krauthammer on Trump: "I'm going to conceal carry for the time being."....Mike Huckabee on Congressional Republicans: "Grow a spine."....Trump on Obama: "He doesn't like people, I guess."....Cruz website: "Obama wants your guns."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "She's caused death. She's caused tremendous death with incompetent decisions."....Rush Limbaugh on liberals: "Some of the most vicious, mean-spirited extremists among us....Have contempt for average, ordinary Americans and every other type of person."....Trump on Obama: "A bad cheerleader."....

December 30, 2015
New Hampshire Union Leader publisher Joseph McQuaid on Trump: "Has shown himself to be a crude blowhard...He reminds us of the grownup bully 'Biff' in the 'Back to the Future' series."....Trump on McQuaid: "A real lowlife... A very dishonest man."....NYC mayor Bill de Blasio on Trump: "He's now become dangerous."....Trump on de Blasio: "The worst mayor in the U.S. and probably the worst mayor in the history of NYC."....Trump on Virginia GOP: "Stupid!"....VA Republican state Rep. David I. Ramadan on Trump: "Your $$s and your bullying do not work in the Commonwealth. Moron!"....Roger Simon on Jeb Bush and Trump: "Like a mosquito biting a rhinoceros."....

December 24, 2015
Trump on Jeb Bush: "Sad. So sad...Close to incompetent."....Trump on Angela Merkel: "Ruining Germany."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Lies like crazy about everything."....Trump on Cruz: "Frankly like a little bit of a maniac."....Hillary Clinton on Trump: "Is becoming ISIS' best recruiter."....Jeb Bush on Trump: "A jerk."....Bernie Sanders on Trump: "A pathological liar."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "That's not a president."....Clinton on Trump: "We can't let anyone bully their way into the presidency."....Jeb Bush on Trump: "Put an F on the scorecard."....

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