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February 15, 2014
Ted Cruz: "In the 13 months I've been in the Senate it has become apparent to me the single thing that Republican politicians hate and fear the most, and that is when they're forced to tell the truth. It makes their heads explode."....US Olympic figure skater Jeremy Abbott on critics who accuse him of choking: "I just want to put my middle finger in the air and say a big 'F-you' to everyone who has ever said that to me because they've never stood in my shoes."....Richard Petty on the possibility of Danica Patrick winning a NASCAR Sprint Cup race: "If everybody else stayed home...If she'd have been a male, nobody would even know if she'd showed up at a racetrack."....Rush Limbaugh: "The modern liberal will inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right, the lesser over the better, the ugly over the beautiful, the profane over the profound, and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success. They will always do that."....Fox News radio host Tod Starnes on the expanded Facebook gender options: "What if you identify as a pine cone, or a chicken, or a weed whacker?"....

February 7, 2014
Joe Conason on Chris Christie: "A blustering loudmouth with a common touch."....Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis: "Lawmakers, either get out of the vagina business or go to medical school."....Jerry Springer on cable news: "What is it, three, four percent of America watches it? You could be #1 in cable, and more people are bowling than watching cable news."....Joe Scarborough on Obama: "How many years can a president talk, before he is no longer heard?"....Donald Trump on Obama not wearing a tie for his O'Reilly interview: "It's sloppy. It's not appropriate. It's not presidential."....Laura Ingraham on Sarah Silverman: "A degenerate, foul-mouthed, slob of a person."....Joan Walsh: "Keep talking, Mike Huckabee. The way you're going, Republican leaders' wives won't even vote for them anymore."....

January 29, 2014
Rep. Randy Weber tweeting before SOTU: "Waitin' on 'Kommandant-In-Chef'...the Socialistic dictator who's been feeding US a line or is it 'A-Lying'?"....Rep. Paul Broun: "Mr. President, you don't believe in the Constitution. You believe in socialism."....Rep. Michele Bachmann: "The President renewed his commitment that he was going to be King Obama."....Rep. Steve Stockman on SOTU: "I left early after hearing how the President is further abusing his Constitutional powers."....

January 22, 2014
Erick Erickson on Wendy Davis: "She's so cute when she's lying."....SC state Sen. Lee Bright: "The Brown Shirts are next because that's the law enforcement for Obamacare."....Julian Assange on Obama NSA speech: "Embarrassing for a head of state to go on like that for 45 minutes and say almost nothing."....Mary Matalin: "Now Barack Obama is Dick Cheney."....Nancy Grace on marijuana: "I've seen too many felonies -- I mean people on pot that shoot each other, that stab each other, that strangle each other, that kill whole families, wipe out a whole family."....Robert Gates on Nixon: "America's strangest president."....

January 17, 2014
Jon Stewart on Congress: "The Justin Bieber of our government."....NY Post film critic Kyle Smith on Golden Globes: "Too much estrogen."....Ronan Farrow on Woody Allen award: "Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age seven before or after Annie Hall?"....Harvey Weinstein on his intended movie about the NRA: "They're going to wish they weren't alive after I'm done with them."....Ted Nugent: "Joseph Goebbels and Saul Alinsky [are] alive in the form of a fat punk named Harvey Weinstein, and as he tries to destroy the NRA it will backfire on him."....

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