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September 2, 2016
Former Obama campaign manager David Plouffe on Trump: "We have a psychopath running for president. I mean, he meets the clinical definition, okay?"....Trump on Clinton: "Believe me, folks, she's crooked."....Former Fox News host Andrea Tantaros on Fox News: "A sex-fueled, Playboy-Mansion-like cult."....Fox News on Tantaros: "All the hallmarks of the 'wannabe.'...Tantaros is not a victim; she is an opportunist."....Maine Gov. Paul LePage voicemail for Democratic Rep. Drew Gattine: "You little son-of-a-bitch socialist ****sucker...I want you to record this and make it public, because I am after you."....Rudy Giuliani on Beyonce and other performers at the VMAs: "I save more black lives than any of those people...".... Tina Brown: "The Trumps are the Bizarro World version of the Kennedys."....Ice Cube: "I will never endorse a Motha***** like Donald Trump! Ever!"....John Oliver on Ryan Lochte: "America's idiot sea cow."....

August 26, 2016
Donald Trump on America: "It can't get any worse than what it is right now."....Retired Rear Admiral John Hutson on Trump: "You're not fit to polish John McCain's boots."....Trump on the Clinton Foundation: "The most corrupt enterprise in political history."....Sen. Mark Kirk on President Obama: "Acting like the drug dealer in chief."....Trump on "Morning Joe": "Sad and irrelevant...Two clowns!...Unwatchable."....Trump on Mika Brzezinski: "A neurotic and not very bright woman."....Joe Scarborough on Trump: "Neurotic and not very bright? Look in the mirror."....Trump rally audience shout-outs on Hillary: "Hang the bitch!...Kill the bitch!"....Former Sec. of State George P. Shultz on a Trump presidency: "God help us."....Trump on Clinton: "Lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS."....HuffPo on Trump: "A serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther."....Jerry Falwell, Jr. on Obama and Clinton: "Neville Chamberlains of our time."....Former Reagan spokesman Doug Elmets: "I knew Ronald Reagan. I worked for Ronald Reagan. Donald Trump, you are no Ronald Reagan."....

August 19, 2016
Stephen King: "If Jesus were around today, he'd turn Trump out with the rest of the money-changers."....Trump adviser Roger Stone on RNC chair Reince Priebus: "'Priebus' is Latin for 'douchebag.'"....Sean Hannity on CNN: "They literally kiss Hillary Clinton's ass and Obama's ass every day."....Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson on voters: "They are tired of seeing left-wing reporters literally beat Trump supporters into submission."....Trump on political pundits: "Poor, pathetic people."....Harry Reid on Trump: "A spoiled, unpatriotic, drain on society...Immigrants make America great. Trump makes America small, petty, and mean."....Trump adviser NH state Rep. Al Baldasaro on Hillary Clinton: "Should be put in the firing line and shot for treason."....Trump on media: "These people are the lowest form of life, I'm telling you. They are the lowest form of humanity."....Trump on former acting CIA director Michael Morell: "Lightweight...A total Clinton flunky."....Trump on Baltimore mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake: "A joke!"....Trump on Clinton: "A pathological liar!"....Trump on CNN: "Laughable!"....Trump on NY Times: "A joke."....Trump on Don Lemon: "A lightweight. Dumb as a rock."....Trump: "I love watching these poor, pathetic [pundits] on television working so hard and so seriously to try and figure me out. They can't!"....Biden on Trump: "Would have loved Stalin."....NYT columnist Tom Friedman on Trump: "Forget politics; he is a disgusting human being. His children should be ashamed of him."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "Makes death threats because he's a pathetic coward who can't handle the fact that he's losing to a girl."....WaPo columnist Sally Jenkins on Ryan Lochte: "The dumbest bell that ever rang...Oblivion is what he deserves."....

August 9, 2016
Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton: "She's truly unhinged...Totally unbalanced...In one way, she's a monster, okay?"....Clinton on Trump: "A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons."....Trump on Clinton: "The Queen of Corruption, she's a disaster...She's a very dishonest person...She's weak."....Michael Bloomberg: "Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us...I'm a New Yorker and I know a con when I see one...A dangerous demagogue."....Trump: "Little Michael Bloomberg, who never had the guts to run for president."....Rep. G.K. Butterfield on Trump: "A reckless individual who will say or do anything."....Trump: "Hillary Rotten Clinton...Corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes."....Gold Star father Khizr Khan to Trump in DNC speech: "Let me ask you, have you even read the United States Constitution? You have sacrificed nothing, and no one."....Trump on Khan: "Who wrote that? Did Hillary's script writers write it?...I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work every, very hard."....Ann Coulter on Khizr Khan: "An angry Muslim with a thick accent."....John Podhoretz on Coulter: "I'm ashamed ever to have known you."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump's criticism of Khizr and Ghazala Khan: "'Unacceptable' doesn't even begin to describe it."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "A man who cares only about himself -- every minute of the day."....Tina Brown: "Where Trumpworld intersects with the Kardashians and other reality-show phenomena is in its being entirely a projection of ego."....Meghan McCain on Trump's GOP: "The party I was part of is dead."....Former George W. Bush WH communications director Nicolle Wallace on Trump RNC speech: "The Republican party that I worked for for two decades died in this room tonight."....Art of the Deal ghostwriter Tom Schwartz on Trump RNC speech: "This is the Donald Trump I came to know. Not a word about hope. Not a word about possibility. All doom all the time."....Paul Ryan on DNC: "You can almost get through four hours of it, with a mute button."....

July 26, 2016
Garry Kasparov on Trump acceptance: "I've heard this sort of speech a lot in the past 15 years and trust me, it doesn't sound any better in Russian."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren: "Trump's entire campaign is just one more late-night Trump infomercial...And for one low, low price, he'll even throw in a goofy hat."....Trump on Warren: "Pocahontas bombed last night."....Tina Brown on Trump: "The charisma of the third-world strongman...The appeal of his perfect family lightens the darkness and hate spewing out of his puckered sphincter of a mouth."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "A really nasty person."....Cory Booker on Trump: "That kind of mean-spirited hate doesn't even belong on a playground sandbox."....Sen. Bernie Sanders on Trump: "Bombast, fear-mongering, name-calling and divisiveness."....'Art of the Deal' ghostwriter Tony Schwartz: "My two-year-old grandson has a longer attention span than Donald Trump...I do regret writing the book."....Sen. Al Franken: "I got my doctorate in megalomania studies from Trump University."....GOP consultant Mike Murphy on Trump: "It's like being Charlie Manson's foxtrot instructor. You go out there, you teach him a few moves, and you think, 'Hey, look at that, he can learn the foxtrot.' And the next thing you know, he's trying to put a pen in your eye, because he's Charlie Manson."....Gov. Mike Pence on Clinton: "America's Secretary of the Status Quo."....Matt Taibbi on Pence: "Redefines boring. He makes Al Gore seem like the Wu-Tang Clan."....Reince Priebus on Clinton: "She reads ethics codes as carefully as Americans read their junk mail."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Clinton: "Believes that government should make virtually every choice in your life."....WI Gov. Scott Walker on Clinton: "If she were any more on the inside, she'd be in prison."....Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn on Clinton: "Lock her up."....FL attorney general Pam Biondi on Clinton: "Lock her up."....Rush Limbaugh on first night of the DNC: "It was delusional and deranged. A lot of it was unhinged...We got speaker after speaker, picture after picture ultimately of doom and gloom, of misery and suffering."....

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