Mudline Archive

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  • June 5, 2012

    | June 06, 2012
    Ezra Klein on Barack Obama: "Worst. Socialist. Ever."....Paul Krugman on Ryan budget: "A fraud."....Jason Alexander on cricket: "A gay game."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Running against capitalism."....Rep. Hayworth spokesman Jay Townsend: "Let's hurl some acid at those female democratic Senators who won't abide the mandates they want to impose on the private sector."....
  • May 31, 2012

    | May 31, 2012
    Baltimore Sun's David Zurawik on Fox Obama video: "Any news organization that puts up this kind of video is rotten to the core."....Rachel Maddow on Trump birther claims: "Brain-curdling, wallow, annihilistic, nativistic, celebrity-driven verbal upchuck."....George Will: "Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude into America politics."....Ross Douthat: "Trump's highest goal is so transparently the perpetuation of his own celebrity."....VA state Sen. Louise Lucas on Gov. Bob McDonnell: "Governor Vaginal Probe."....Newt Gingrich on Obama: "Class warfare and incompetent bureaucracy."....Jon Stewart on 2012: "This election is going to suck."....
  • May 29, 2012

    | May 29, 2012
    Meghan McCain on Karl Rove: "A pathetic excuse for a human being."....George Will on Trump: "Bloviating ignoramus."....Trump on Will: "The dumbest and most overrated political commentator of all time."....Rep. Paul Ryan on Obama: "A failed president."....Romney on Obama: "Refuses to accept moral responsibility for his failed policies."....Paul Krugman on Romney: "Whenever he talks about economic policy, he comes across as completely clueless."....Gene Robinson on Romney: "He lies. Quite a bit."....
  • May 21, 2012

    | May 21, 2012
    Aaron Sorkin on Syracuse class of 2012: "Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You're barely functional."....Cornel West on Obama: "Obsessed with being on Mount Rushmore."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "We have not seen such a divisive figure in modern American history."....Citizens United fundraising letter: "The day that Barack Obama was sworn into office as our 44th President, was the day the country started going to pot."....Romney campaign manager Matt Rhoades on Obama: "Running a campaign of character assassination."....Rep. Mike Coffman on Obama: "In his heart, he's not an American. He's just not an American."....Rev. Dwight McKissic on Obama gay marriage endorsement: "The moral impact of this decision is equal to the military impact of al-Qaeda when they attacked the Twin Towers on 9/11."....Box CEO Aaron Levie: "Yahoo CEO: No hoodie; AOL CEO: No hoodie; Facebook CEO: Hoodie. Coincidence?"....
  • May 16, 2012

    | May 16, 2012
    Sean Hannity on Obama gay marriage statement: "This was all about politics, as usual, not principle."....Gretchen Carlson: "This is about getting re-elected in November."....Dana Perino: "From the political standpoint, it smells bad."....Michelle Malkin: "It's all about politics. And it's all about money."....Pat Buchanan on homosexuality: "Unnatural and immoral."....Rush Limbaugh on gay marriage opposition: "It's still up to the hicks and the hayseeds."....Michelle Goldberg on Ann Romney: "Relishes the opportunity to act the martyr."....James Carville: "Pathetic is a kind word for Romney and his campaign."....James Taranto on Obama: "Is under the mistaken impression that America's symbol is the bald ego."....Alan Simpson on Paul Krugman: "Borders on hysteria."....Noam Chomsky: "If the Obama administration decides they don't like somebody, they murder them."....James Lipton on Romney's laugh: "Inert...Mirthless."....