Mudline Archive

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  • April 12, 2012

    | April 13, 2012
    Newt Gingrich: "We are more likely to get neutral coverage out of CNN than we are of Fox, and we're more likely to get distortion out of Fox. That's just a fact."....Allen West: "I believe there's about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party who are members of the Communist Party. It's called the Congressional Progressive Caucus."....Barney Frank on West: "Breathtakingly dumb and vicious...Not even Joe McCarthy would have said something so stupid."....Communist Party vice-chairman Libero Della Piana on West: "Absurd...A sad ploy."....Romney: "Ninety-two point three percent of the job losses during the Obama years has been women...The real war on women has been the job losses as the result of the Obama economy."....Obama campaign manager Jim Messina: "The more the American people see of Mitt Romney, the less they like him and the less they trust him."....NY Times reporter Don McNeil on publisher Arthur Sulzberger, Jr.: "We put out a great newspaper every day. But outside the newsroom, at the corporate level, we're sailing on a ghost ship."....
  • April 10, 2012

    | April 11, 2012
    Santorum on Obama: "There's a lot of greatness in this country. We just need leaders who believe in that."....RNC communications director Sean Spicer on Obama campaign: "There's no more hope and change. It's all fear and division from now till November."....Rush Limbaugh on Obama: "Abject ignorance."....James Taranto on Obama: "A know-it-all egomaniac."....Joe Scarborough on NY Times SCOTUS editorial: "Excuse me for a moment while I go throw up."....Paul Begala on Justice Samuel Alito: "He's wasting our time. And he's pissing us off."....Matt Taibbi on JOBS Act: "This is like formally eliminating steroid testing for the first five years of a baseball player's career."....
  • April 7, 2012

    | April 08, 2012
    Sen. Chuck Grassley tweet re Obama: "Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law."....Obama adviser David Axelrod on Grassley: "I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account."....Romney ad: "The Obama attack spending millions to fling, oil at Mitt Romney."....James Carville on Rick Santorum: "Like a chicken with his head chopped off."....Rush Limbaugh on Keith Olbermann: "You're the guy wearing a $50 lampshade sitting in the corner of the room that nobody else wants to go in."....
  • April 7, 2012

    | April 08, 2012
    Romney on Obama: "Will say anything, will attack any institution, will distrort the truth with reckless abandon."....Karl Rove on Obama: "Acting like some sort of political thug at the White House, threatening the Supreme Court."....Obama on Ryan budget: "So right wing it made the original Contract with America look like The New Deal."....Arlen Specter on Santorum: "Beating a dead horse."....Mitch McConnell on Obama: "A fundamental lack of respect for our system of checks and balances."....Maureen Dowd on SCOTUS: "Run by hacks dressed up in black robes."....Fidel Castro on GOP primary: "The greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance there has ever been."....Ted Rall on SCOTUS strip search ruling: "The United States is officially a police state."....
  • April 2, 2012

    | April 02, 2012
    Obama on Ryan budget: "Nothing but thinly veiled social Darwinism."....Paul Krugman: "Surely the most fraudulent budget in American history."....Arlen Specter on Mitt Romney: "Has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen."....Newt Gingrich on Obama Administration: "So pro-Islamic that it can't even tell the truth about the people who are trying to kill us."....Geraldo Rivera on hoodies: "As much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman was."....Fox News' Liz Trotta: "Watching the coverage of Trayvon Martin's case this past week has been like watching sausage made."....