Mudline Archive

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  • March 27, 2012

    | March 27, 2012
    Santorum on Romney: "Desperate and pathetic."....Gingrich on Romney staff: "They don't even have the decency to wait until they get the nomination to explain to us how they'll sell us out."....Santorum on Romney: "The worst Republican in the country to put up against Barack Obama."....Romney on Russia: "Without question, our number one geopolitical foe."....Medvedev on Romney: "We are in 2012 and not the mid-1970s."....
  • March 25, 2012

    | March 25, 2012
    Romney spokesman Ryan Williams on Santorum: "Becoming more desperate and angry and unhinged every day."....Santorum on Romney: "The Etch a Sketch candidate."....Romney on Santorum: "Desperate polls call for desperate pols."....Gingrich on Obama: "Consistently apologizing to Islam while attacking the Catholic church."....Santorum ad: "Where does Romney stand on the issues? It all depends on who he's standing in front of."....Romney on top Obama energy advisers: "Gas-hike trio."....Gingrich on Obama's Trayvon Martin remarks: "Disgraceful."....Obama adviser David Plouffe on Gingrich’s remark: “Reprehensible…Speaker Gingrich is clearly in the last throes of his political career.”….Peggy Noonan on Romney: "Seems stuck in 'I am extraordinary.'"....Rep. Brad Miller: "I have said very publicly that if Duke was playing against the Taliban, then I'd have to pull for the Taliban."....
  • March 19, 2012

    | March 20, 2012
    Santorum on Romney and Obama: "Tweedledee and Tweedledum."....Meghan McCain on GOP race: "So lame."....Ann Coulter on Sandra Fluke: "Hysterical drama queen."....Romney on Obama: "He's out of ideas. He's out of excuses."....
  • March 13, 2012

    | March 13, 2012
    Rick Santorum: "Obamacare is, in fact, the death knell for freedom."....Woody Harrelson on GOP: "The s**t those people say just makes me weep for humanity."....Gingrich on Romney: "Probably the weakest Republican frontrunner since Leonard Wood in 1920."....Gloria Allred on Limbaugh: "Extremely outrageous, tasteless and damaging conduct."....Grover Norquist: "If Obama is still the president, we have a train wreck, and Obama likes train wrecks."....Rachel Maddow: "Maybe Rick Perry wants to be known as Gov. Vaginal Probe. I'm not sure he would see that as a bad thing."....Jonathan Franzen on Twitter: "Unspeakably irritating...Stands for everything I oppose."....Jami Attenberg on Franzen: "Has a publicist who probably has dreams about him every night."....Blackfeet tribal lobbyist Tom Rodgers on Jack Abramoff: "Nothing more than a modern-day Custer."....Raquel Welch on America: "We've gotten to the point in our culture where we're all sex addicts, literally."....
  • March 7, 2012

    | March 07, 2012
    Barbara Bush on GOP primary: "The worst campaign I've ever seen in my life."....Gingrich on Santorum: "Wants a mulligan."....David Axelrod: "The Limbaugh thing was a test of leadership...Mitt Romney has failed."....Romney spokesman: "Obama's weak policy toward Iran over the past three years has utterly failed."....Andrew Sullivan on Romney: "Simply invents positions that Obama has not held...He lies."....