Mudline Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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October 25, 2011
Keith Olbermann on Fox News: "A political whorehouse."....Romney on U.S. leaving Iraq: "An astonishing failure."....Lindsey Graham: "A failure...Fumbled the ball inside of the ten."....McCain: "A serious mistake."....Rep. Dana Rohrabacher on McCain: "Gets carried away by his own military bravado."....Steve Kornacki on Rick Perry: "He's just not good at running for president."....Lawrence O'Donnell on Herman Cain 9-9-9 plan: "The most lavish giveaway to the rich that has ever been proposed by a presidential frontrunner."....Rep. Paul Ryan on Obama: "Preying on emotions of fear, resentment and anger."....Michele Bachmann on the U.S.: "Disrespected around the world because of what President Obama has done."....Eliot Spitzer on neocons: "The pillars of their worldview -- lower taxes and less regulation -- have failed the test that matters: reality."....Dan Lyons on Yahoo!: "The Paris Hilton of tech companies -- a ditzy, dopy outfit that remains enormously popular."....

October 20, 2011
Bryant Gumbel on NBA commissioner David Stern: "Has always seemed eager to be viewed as some kind of modern plantation overseer treating NBA men as if they were his boys."....Michele Bachmann: "President Obama's plan has been a plan for destruction of this economy and failure."....Perry on Romney: "The height of hypocrisy."....David Axelrod on Romney: "You get the feeling that there is no principle too large for him to throw over in pursuit of political office."....Martin Bashir on GOP hopefuls: "Not one of these candidates has said anything sensible about Libya in six months."....Bill O'Reilly on OWS: "Loons."....Stephanie Madoff Mack on her father-in-law: "I'd spit in his face."....

October 13, 2011
James Carville on list of GOP candidates: "A joke."....Perry ad on Romney: "Even the richest man can't buy back his past."....Romney on Obama: "If you do not want America to be the strongest nation on earth, I'm not your president. You have that president today."....Nancy Pelosi on Scott Brown: "Clueless."....Keith Olbermann on Bill O'Reilly: "Psychopath with a comb-over."....Shannon Tweed on Gene Simmons, just before accepting his proposal: "Who'd want to marry an a**hole like you? You're so stupid!"....

October 6, 2011
Glenn Beck on Occupy Wall Street: "They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you."....Sean Hannity on OWS: "They really don't like freedom."....Rush Limbaugh on OWS: "A parade of human debris."....Rich Lowry on OWS: "Toxic and pathetic...A juvenile rabble, a woolly-headed horde."....Ann Coulter on OWS: "Directionless losers...Tattooed, body-pierced, sunken-chested 19-year-olds getting in fights with the police for fun."....Herman Cain on OWS: "Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks, if you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!"....Mitt Romney on OSW: "Class warfare."....WSJ on OWS: "A collection of ne'er-do-wells."....CNN's Alison Koski on OWS: "The list of whines is too long already."....

September 30, 2011
Chris Christie on Obama: “A bystander in the Oval Office.”….Fidel Castro on Obama UN speech: “Gibberish.”….Roger Simon on Perry: “George Bush without the brains.”….Herman Cain on black voters: “Have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view.”….Pat Buchanan: “What [Cain is] saying is they bought a lot of liberal propaganda on the liberal plantation and I think he’s right!”….