Mudline Archive

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September 30, 2011
Chris Christie on Obama: “A bystander in the Oval Office.”….Fidel Castro on Obama UN speech: “Gibberish.”….Roger Simon on Perry: “George Bush without the brains.”….Herman Cain on black voters: “Have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view.”….Pat Buchanan: “What [Cain is] saying is they bought a lot of liberal propaganda on the liberal plantation and I think he’s right!”….

September 26, 2011
Brit Hume on Perry in debate: “Really did throw up all over himself.”….James Taranto on Romney and Perry: “Like watching Donny Osmond dominate John Wayne.”….Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi on Italy: “This shitty country makes me sick.”….Michael Moore: “I ask all Americans with a conscience to shun anything and everything to do with the murderous state of Georgia.”….GA governor spokesman Brian Robinson on Moore: “We think it’s cute that he thinks anyone in Georgia would buy his book.”….Roger Ailes: “One out of every 25 people in America is a psychopath.”….

September 22, 2011
Fred Karger on Rick Santorum: “Truly nuts.”….Rick Perry ad on Obama: “President Zero.”….Rep. Joe Walsh on Obama admnistration: “Playing class warfare and race warfare games.”….Netanyehu on UN: "House of lies."....Michelle Malkin on Alec Baldwin: “Hollyweirdo.”….Baldwin on Malkin: “A world class, crypto fascist hater.”….Pat Boone on President Obama: “Growing up in Indonesia, he used to read the Koran in Arabic. He hasn’t celebrated any Christian holidays in the White House, but he does Ramadan."....

September 19, 2011
Greta Van Susteren on Tucker Carlson: “A pig.”….Sen. Lindsey Graham on Obama: “Everything is worse.”….Joe McGinniss on MSM Palin coverage: “Willing to gamble the nation’s future in exchange for the cheap thrill of watching a clown in high heels on a flying trapeze.”….Mark Morford on GOP: “The most shamelessly weird, unscrupulous right wing in modern history.”….Dan Savage: “Religious conservatives loved the HPV virus because it killed women."....

September 15, 2011
Todd Palin on McGinniss book: “Full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears.”….Janet Maslin on McGinniss: “Too busy being nasty to be lucid.”….McGinniss on Sarah Palin: “At best, she’s a hypocrite. At worst, she’s a vindictive hypocrite."....