Mudline Archive

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  • November 21, 2011

    | November 21, 2011
    Newt Gingrich on OWS: "Go get a job, right after you take a bath."....Rep. Joe Walsh on OWS: "Generally spoiled, pampered, unfocused, clueless young people and a smattering of other people who don't understand this country."....George Will on Gingrich: "The classic rental politician."....Paul Krugman on Gingrich: "A stupid man's idea of what a smart man sounds like."....Mitt Romney on Obama: "Failed leadership."....
  • November 18, 2011

    | November 18, 2011
    Newt Gingrich on Obama: "Four years of amateur ignorance."....Barney Frank on Gingrich: "Lobbyist and liar...No ethical core whatsoever."....James Taranto on OWS: "A squalid Obamaville."....Andrea Peyser on OWS: "Silver-spooned sickos...Scum."....Michelle Malkin on Obama: "Corruption, profligacy, class-warfare demagoguery, progressive pandering, and epidemic failures."....Ann Coulter on Obama: "Big-eared beanpole."....Matt Taibbi on Coulter: "Supreme Reichskank."....Buzz Bissinger on college football and basketball: "Rotten beyond repair."....Sarah Palin on Sandusky: "Hang him from the highest tree. I'll bring the rope."....Salman Rushdie on Facebook administrators: "A bunch of morons."....
  • November 15, 2011

    | November 15, 2011
    Michele Malkin on Herman Cain: "Makes Rick Perry look like a Mensa president."....Michelle Goldberg on Cain: "Has staked out new frontiers of boorishness."....John Podhoretz on Perry: "Has a sense of humor about being completely unfit to be president."....Alex Pareene on Gingrich: "A transparent bullshit artist."....Leslie Bennetts on Gingrich: "A mind-bogglingly self-destructive blowhard."....Bachmann campaign manager Keith Nahigian on CBS' John Dickerson: "A pice of sh**. He is a fraud and should be fired."....Frank Miller on OWS: "Nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness."....
  • November 9, 2011

    | November 10, 2011
    Herman Cain on Pelosi: "Princess Nancy."....Michele Bachmann on Obama: "Continues to go to General Axelrod in Chicago to look for his orders."....Romney on Dems: "Think that when a corporation is profitable that's a bad thing."....French President Nicolas Sarkozy to British PM David Cameron: "You have lost a good opportunity to shut up."....Sarkozy on Netanyahu: "A liar."....Reagan budget director David Stockman on GOP: "Has totally abdicated its job...They're on an anti-tax jihad."....Joe Klein on Perry: "A minor league ballplayer flailing in the majors."....Andrew Sullivan on Perry: "An extra in The Walking Dead. But less articulate."....
  • November 2, 2011

    | November 02, 2011
    Matt Taibbi on Rick Perry: "Brings shallow to a new level...He could be the Adolf Hitler of shallow."....Paul Begala on Perry: "Looks like a guy at an office party doing a bad impression of Will Ferrell doing an impression of Bush."....George Will on Obama: "A floundering naif."....Herman Cain on Obama: "I do not believe he represents American values."....Dana Milbank: "If Herman Cain were found to be a serial killer, his supporters would take this, too, as reassuring evidence that he is not just another career politician."....Eugene Robinson on Cain: "So many reasons to oppose this loopy candidacy, so little time."....Senior WH adviser David Plouffe on Romney: "If he thought it was good to say the sky was green and the grass was blue to win an election, he'd say it."....Newt Gingrich on Obama Mideast strategy: "A total grotesque failure."....Katrina vanden Heuvel on Congress: "It hasn't hit bottom yet -- there's still nine percent of the public that approves of the job the legislators are doing."....Pete Townsend on iTunes: "A digital vampire."....