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May 25, 2014
Sen. Dianne Feinstein on House Benghazi committee: "A hunting mission for a lynch mob."....Richard Cohen on GOP Benghazi obsession: "It is rude. It is crude. It is disrespectful and it is downright nuts."....Michael Tomasky on Karl Rove's 'brain damage' comments: "Just one more act of dishonesty and desperation by a man who has been, really, a loser for several years now.".... Meghan McCain: "I hate Karl Rove."....Brazilian sailing legend Lars Grael on bay to be used for sailing in 2016 Olympics: "Dark, brown and stinking."....Biologist Mario Moscatelli: "A latrine."....German sailing team: "Welcome to the dump that is Rio."....A.O. Scott on 'Blended': "Sheer audience-insulting incompetence...It will make your children stupid."....

May 15, 2014
Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian, on 'Grace of Monaco': "So awe-inspiringly wooden that it is basically a fire risk."....Jon Frosch, The Atlantic: "Dreadful...Uninspiring from its first frame to its last."....Aaron Hills: "Giggle-worthy, flashbulb kitsch with no self awareness to is boldly stupid choices."....Scott Foundas, Variety: "As dramatically inert as star Nichole Kidman's frigid cheek muscles."....Stephen Dalton, The Hollywood Reporter: "The 'Shrek' movies deconstruct fairy tale conventions with much more depth and wit than this dreary parade of lifeless celebrity waxworks."....

May 7, 2014
Liberty Counsel president Anita Staver on public schools: "Government indoctrination camps."....Ohio megapastor Rod Parsley on public schools: "Cesspools of godless propaganda."....Radio host Alex Jones on public schools: "You're handing your kids over to a bunch of globalist scumbags."....Michelle Malkin on Common Core: "A creepy federal data-mining racket."....Alexander Nazaryan on Common Core: "A necessary idea, poorly executed, dropped like a lowing cow into the den of starving lions that is the modern political scene."....Focus on the Family founder James Dobson on Obama: "The abortion president."....Korean Central News Agency report: "Poor human rights records in the U.S. are an inevitable product of the ruling quarters' policy against humanity."....Obama on Fox: "You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya."....

May 2, 2014
Rep. Bennie Thompson on SC Justice Clarence Thomas: "An Uncle Tom...Doesn't like black people. He doesn't like being black."....Democratic gubernatorial candidate Brett Hulsey, handing out Ku-Klux-Klan-style hoods: "It's a Wisconsin Republican Party hat."....Donald Trump on V. Stiviano, who made the Donald Sterling tape: "A very, very bad girlfriend...Despicable...A terrible human being."....Joe Klein on CNN: "Has gone in the toilet."....Peggy Noonan on Obama: "The aspect of the presidency he seems to enjoy most is the perks."....Tobias Wolff on Forcing the Spring author Jo Becker: "The Sacha Baron Cohen of journalism."....

April 28, 2014
Fox News' Greg Gutfeld on taxes: "I'm bummed that 110 days of my salary goes directly into the mouth of a blob that turns my efforts into useless poop."....Cliven Bundy on 'the Negro': "Because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do? They abort their children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton."....Sen. Harry Reid on Bundy: "A hateful racist."....Jamelle Bouie: "The only difference between Cliven Bundy and a whole host of conservatives is that the renegade rancher isn't sophisticated enough to couch his nonsense in soundbites and euphemism."....Jon Stewart on Sean Hannity: "The Arby's of news."....

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