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December 17, 2015
Trump on Jeb Bush: "Nobody cares."....Jeb Bush on Trump: "You're not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency."....Trump on Bush: "He has failed in this campaign. It's been a total disaster."....Bush on Trump: "He's a chaos candidate. And he'd be a chaos president."....Trump on Bush: "With Jeb's attitude, we will never be great again."....Chris Christie on President Obama: "A feckless weakling."....Rand Paul on Christie: "If you're in favor of World War III, you have your candidate."....Trump on the U.S.: "We're not respected as a nation any more."....Trump on SC Chief Justice John Roberts: "Disgraceful."....Trump on Charles Krauthammer: "He's terrible. The worst."....Trump on George Will: "You fall asleep listening to the guy."....Carly Fiorina on Trump: "The pied piper that leads the media around by the nose."....Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Trump: "What rough beast slouches toward Washington to be born?"....

December 11, 2015
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Trump is ISIS's greatest triumph...This cruel and dim-witted thinking is not the stuff presidents are made of."....Trump on Obama: "The worst thing that's ever happened to Israel. The worst."....Bernie Sanders on Trump: "Now he thinks we're supposed to hate Muslims. That kind of crap is not going to work in the United States of America."....Trump on Obama: "We have a president who is a stupid person."....Trump adviser Michael Cohen on wooing Latinos: "The ones that don't like Trump aren't even here legally and they can't vote, so it doesn't really matter, right?"....London mayor Boris Johnson on Trump: "Clearly out of his mind...A quite stupefying ignorance that makes him frankly unfit to hold the office of the President of the United States."....Martin O'Malley on Trump: "A fascist demagogue."....J.K. Rowling on Trump: "Voldemort is nowhere near as bad."....Simon Schama: "Just because Trump is a detestable moron doesn't mean he isn't also sinister and dangerous."....

December 8, 2015
Carly Fiorina on Trump: "The pattern that I see is a man who seems to only feel big when he's trying to make other people look small. And I think it makes Donald Trump look the smallest of all."....Trump on WaPo blogger Jennifer Rubin: "Highly untalented... A real dummy...Why does WashPost have low IQ people?"....Kasich communications director Chris Schrimpf on Trump: "Outrageous divisiveness characterizes his every breath."....Dana Milbank on Trump: "A bigot and a racist."....Trump on terrorism: "The problem will be solved when [Obama] gets the hell out."....Chris Christie on Obama: "He's done some pretty stupid s*** under the philosophy of not doing stupid s***."....Herman Cain on Jeb Bush: "You can't fall when you've never gotten any higher than the floor in the first place."....Trump on Obama: "He reads a teleprompter because he can't do anything else."....Geraldo Rivera: "The NRA is full of s***."....

November 30, 2015
NYC mayor Bill de Blasio on Trump: "A blowhard."....Trump on de Blasio: "The worst mayor in the U.S."....Radio host Steve Deace on Trump Muslim registration views: "Creeping fascism."....Jeb Bush adviser John Noonan: "Fascism. Period."....Rubio adviser Max Boot: "Trump is a fascist."....Jonah Goldberg on Obama: "A villain in his own theater of the absurd."....Trump on Obama: "I think he is naive, if you want to know the truth. Beyond the incompetent part."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Totally incompetent."....Harry Shearer on Trump: "The OJ of politics."....John Oliver on ISIS: "The Ebola of people."....Rush Limbaugh: "Just because you're an Islamaphobe does not mean that they're not out to get you."....Liz Smith on Trump claims re cheering NJ Muslims: "Just the latest in his efforts to become America's Benito Mussolini."....Trump on John Kasich: "A total dud."....Andrew O'Hehir on Jeb Bush: "A clueless, entitled dweeb who got sandbagged by history."....Trump on Marco Rubio: "A total lightweight...Highly overrated."....Barrett Holmes Pitner on Ben Carson: "A barrage of gobbledygook."....God, posting on Twitter: "If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious."....Michelle Malkin: "Ninety-nine percent of all politicians are crapweasels."....

November 23, 2015
Bobby Jindal on Obama: "A community organizer at a time of war."....Ben Carson on Syrian refugees: "If there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you're probably not going to assume something good about that dog. And you're probably going to put your children out of the way."....Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks on refugees: "We're paying them to come here; it's a paid vacation."....Amanda Marcotte: "Are Republicans being paid to write propaganda for ISIS?"....Obama on refugee opponents: "Apparently, they're scared of widows and orphans."....Missouri Rep. Ann Wagner on Obama remarks: "Decided to pick a fight and stand up for ISIS...An absolute disgrace."....Chris Matthews on Obama: "Snarky."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Always focuses on the petty, instead of being presidential."....Chris Christie on John Kerry: "He needs to get some sleep and shut up, is what he needs."....Daily Kos: "Blaming all Muslims for the Paris attacks is like blaming all musicians for Ted Nugent."....John Oliver: "It is difficult to vet people coming out of a war zone, but it's not like we're just letting anyone in. We are the United States of America, not Arizona State."....

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