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June 12, 2014
Dog the Bounty Hunter on stand-your-ground laws: "Bullcrap."....House Speaker John Boehner on Iraq: "What's the president doing? He's taking a nap."....Sen. John McCain: "Everybody in his national security team, including the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, ought to be replaced. It's a colossal failure of American security policy."....Gen. Barry McCaffrey on Iraq: "A dreadful place."....Allen West on Bob Bergdahl: "Sanctified the White House and claimed it for Islam."....Jezebel's Erin Loria Ryan on George Will rape column: "Ladies Love Being Rape Victims, Says A**hole."....Michelle Malkin on Will critics: "The Left can't handle truth-tellers exposing hype and agenda of White House and femme-a-gogues."....Michael Tomasky on Fox's Bergdahl coverage: "The typical evidence-free allegation, oxygenated by rife speculation from the usual suspects, who have no knowledge of anything but just want to get a meme started."....Tucker Carlson on the U.S.: "What a whiny country this is...You can never say what's true."....

June 6, 2014
Fox News analyst Lt. Col. Ralph Peters on Bergdahl release: "Benghazi 2.0."....Rep. Duncan Hunter: "A botched foreign policy move."....Gov. Rick Perry: "Was this done to take the VA off the front pages?"....Bill O'Reilly on Bergdahl's father: "Looks like a Muslim."....Fox News A-Team member Keith Ablow on Obama: "Doesn't affiliate with patriotism...Does not have...Americanism in his soul."....Max Hastings on Obama: "Giving the world a convincing impersonation of a marshmallow."....Dick Cheney on Obama: "A very weak president...Doesn't understand his obligations."....Paul Begala: "If Barack Obama cured cancer, Republicans would attack him for putting oncologists out of work."....Evan Gahr on Dr. Ben Carson's ideas: "A noxious mix of ignorance and certitude -- a dead-serious version of Stephen Colbert."....Maureen Dowd on Monica Lewinsky: "Like a Golden Oldie tour of a band you didn't want to hear in the first place."....

May 25, 2014
Sen. Dianne Feinstein on House Benghazi committee: "A hunting mission for a lynch mob."....Richard Cohen on GOP Benghazi obsession: "It is rude. It is crude. It is disrespectful and it is downright nuts."....Michael Tomasky on Karl Rove's 'brain damage' comments: "Just one more act of dishonesty and desperation by a man who has been, really, a loser for several years now.".... Meghan McCain: "I hate Karl Rove."....Brazilian sailing legend Lars Grael on bay to be used for sailing in 2016 Olympics: "Dark, brown and stinking."....Biologist Mario Moscatelli: "A latrine."....German sailing team: "Welcome to the dump that is Rio."....A.O. Scott on 'Blended': "Sheer audience-insulting incompetence...It will make your children stupid."....

May 15, 2014
Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian, on 'Grace of Monaco': "So awe-inspiringly wooden that it is basically a fire risk."....Jon Frosch, The Atlantic: "Dreadful...Uninspiring from its first frame to its last."....Aaron Hills: "Giggle-worthy, flashbulb kitsch with no self awareness to is boldly stupid choices."....Scott Foundas, Variety: "As dramatically inert as star Nichole Kidman's frigid cheek muscles."....Stephen Dalton, The Hollywood Reporter: "The 'Shrek' movies deconstruct fairy tale conventions with much more depth and wit than this dreary parade of lifeless celebrity waxworks."....

May 7, 2014
Liberty Counsel president Anita Staver on public schools: "Government indoctrination camps."....Ohio megapastor Rod Parsley on public schools: "Cesspools of godless propaganda."....Radio host Alex Jones on public schools: "You're handing your kids over to a bunch of globalist scumbags."....Michelle Malkin on Common Core: "A creepy federal data-mining racket."....Alexander Nazaryan on Common Core: "A necessary idea, poorly executed, dropped like a lowing cow into the den of starving lions that is the modern political scene."....Focus on the Family founder James Dobson on Obama: "The abortion president."....Korean Central News Agency report: "Poor human rights records in the U.S. are an inevitable product of the ruling quarters' policy against humanity."....Obama on Fox: "You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya."....

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