Mudlines Archive

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  • September 30, 2011

    Chris Christie on Obama: “A bystander in the Oval Office.”….Fidel Castro on Obama UN speech: “Gibberish.”….Roger Simon on Perry: “George Bush without the brains.”….Herman Cain on black voters: “Have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view.”….Pat Buchanan: “What [Cain is] saying is they bought a lot of liberal propaganda on the liberal plantation and I think he’s right!”….
  • September 26, 2011

    Brit Hume on Perry in debate: “Really did throw up all over himself.”….James Taranto on Romney and Perry: “Like watching Donny Osmond dominate John Wayne.”….Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi on Italy: “This shitty country makes me sick.”….Michael Moore: “I ask all Americans with a conscience to shun anything and everything to do with the murderous state of Georgia.”….GA governor spokesman Brian Robinson on Moore: “We think it’s cute that he thinks anyone in Georgia would buy his book.”….Roger Ailes: “One out of every 25 people in America is a psychopath.”….
  • September 22, 2011

    Fred Karger on Rick Santorum: “Truly nuts.”….Rick Perry ad on Obama: “President Zero.”….Rep. Joe Walsh on Obama admnistration: “Playing class warfare and race warfare games.”….Netanyehu on UN: "House of lies."....Michelle Malkin on Alec Baldwin: “Hollyweirdo.”….Baldwin on Malkin: “A world class, crypto fascist hater.”….Pat Boone on President Obama: “Growing up in Indonesia, he used to read the Koran in Arabic. He hasn’t celebrated any Christian holidays in the White House, but he does Ramadan."....
  • September 19, 2011

    Greta Van Susteren on Tucker Carlson: “A pig.”….Sen. Lindsey Graham on Obama: “Everything is worse.”….Joe McGinniss on MSM Palin coverage: “Willing to gamble the nation’s future in exchange for the cheap thrill of watching a clown in high heels on a flying trapeze.”….Mark Morford on GOP: “The most shamelessly weird, unscrupulous right wing in modern history.”….Dan Savage: “Religious conservatives loved the HPV virus because it killed women."....
  • September 15, 2011

    Todd Palin on McGinniss book: “Full of disgusting lies, innuendo, and smears.”….Janet Maslin on McGinniss: “Too busy being nasty to be lucid.”….McGinniss on Sarah Palin: “At best, she’s a hypocrite. At worst, she’s a vindictive hypocrite."....