Mudlines Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • April 6, 2011

    Rep. John Larson on Republicans: “Want to shrink up government so small they can drown it in a bathtub.”….Rep. Xavier Becerra on GOP budget plan: “A war on seniors.”….House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi: “A path to poverty for America’s seniors and children and a road to riches for big oil.”….Newt Gingrich on Obama: “The most passive and out of touch presidency in modern American history.”….Jason Linkins on FL Gov. Rick Scott: “The very face of buyer’s remorse.”….Rand Paul on Obama: “Hypocritical.”….Ted Rall on health care plan: “Transforms the First World's worst healthcare system into something even crappier and more expensive.”….Andrew Sullivan on Libya intervention: “Could any war be dumber than this?”….Italian American service org UNICO on ‘Jersey Shore’ cast: “Their outrageous, reprehensible behavior will make us look like buffoons and bimbos.”….Ann Coulter on liberals: “So terrified of science that they chronically wet themselves.”….
  • March 30, 2011

    John Bolton on Obama’s Libya speech: “A dog’s breakfast.”….Rush Limbaugh: “I got sick to my stomach watching…It was pathetic…incompetent.”…. John Hayward: “A weird journey through the mind of a narcissist.”….Sarah Palin: “The Obama doctrine is still full of chaos and questions. It's dodgy. It's dubious.”....Glenn Beck on Obama Administration: “Siding with the wrong side…Standing against good and encouraging evil in the Middle East.”….national security aide on Libya intervention: “A turd sandwich.”….
  • March 25, 2011

    Michele Bachmann on judges: “Black-robed masters.”…. Tea Party Nation founder Judson Phillips: “Charlie Sheen still makes more sense than John Boehner because at least Charlie Sheen is winning.”….Sen. Lindsey Graham on Obama: “We used to relish leading the free world and now it's almost like leading the free world is an inconvenience.”….Keith Koffler on Obama: “Atop his Ivory Tower, with his head in the clouds.”….David Brooks on D.C.: “The most emotionally avoidant city in America.”….Bill Maher on Sarah Palin: “Speaking of dumb twats.”….Palin on Maher: “Reminds me of an annoying little mosquito found zipped up in your tent.”….Timothy Egan on Republicans: “Can’t cope with a president who tries to think before he leaps..”….
  • March 21, 2011

    Lawrence O’Donnell on Operation Odyssey Dawn: “Worst name ever for an American military adventure.”….Vladimir Putin on UN resolution: “Defective and flawed…Resembles medieval calls for crusades.”….Sean Hannity on Obama: “Passive and disengaged….Doesn’t seem to think that America has the ability to lead.”….Newt Gingrich on Obama: “Spectator in chief.”….Monica Crowley on Obama: “Actually believes that the United States is a force for bad, for evil in the world.”….CNN’s Nic Robertson in Libya, on Fox News: “You expect lies and deceit from the dictatorship here. You don't expect it from the other journalists."….Sarah Palin on Republicans: “Have the fighting instinct of sheep sometimes.”….Shep Smith on Americans stockpiling potassium iodide: “Tantamount to crazy.”….Glenn Beck on MSNBC: “The most anti-God network ever put on the air in the history of America.”….Ed Schultz on Beck: “Ignorance marathon.”….Ralph Nader on Obama: “Committing war crimes…should be impeached.”….Lewis Farrakhan on Obama: “Who the hell do you think you are?”….
  • March 17, 2011

    State Dept. spokesman P.J. Crowley on Pentagon handling of Manning detainment: “Ridiculous and counterproductive and stupid.”….Michele Bachmann: “All 3,400 members of the mainstream media are part of the Obama press contingent.”….Peggy Noonan on Rumsfeld memoir: “So bad it's news even a month after its debut...There are a lot of words, most of them boring”….RNC chair Reince Priebus: “How can Barack Obama say he is leading when he puts his NCAA bracket over the budget and other pressing issues?”….Jon Bon Jovi: “Steve Jobs is personally responsible for killing the music business."….Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson on NFL: “It’s modern-day slavery, you know?”….