Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
August 27, 2015"Baby Donald."
– Maine Gov. Paul LePage, on himself
August 26, 2015"I know nothing about it."
– Donald Trump on Black Lives Matter
August 25, 2015"I used to be 100% loved. Now I'm probably 55% loved."
– Donald Trump
August 24, 2015"Donald Trump was right. All of these illegals need to be deported."-- man arrested for beating up and urinating on an Hispanic homeless man in Boston"A shame. I will say, that the people that are following me are very passionate. They love this country. They want this country to be great again. But they are very passionate."-- Trump, on being informed of the incident by reporters"
August 21, 2015"It's a good thing I'm not a woman. I would always be pregnant. I can't say no."
– President Warren G. Harding, to reporters
August 20, 2015"Put up a sign that says at the end of 60 days, if you are not here with our permission, can't prove your legal status, you become property of the state. And then we start to extort or exploit or indenture your labor."-- Iowa radio host Jan Mickelson, on illegal immigrants"It sounds an awful lot like slavery."-- caller "Well, what's wrong with slavery?...You show up without an invitation, you get to be an asset... You think I'm just pulling your leg. I am not."-- Mickelson"
August 19, 2015"[Trump and Sanders are] delivering a big 'F*** you' to the elites in America. And that resonates on both sides. But 'F*** you' doesn't solve anything. 'F*** you' doesn't make life any better. 'F*** you' makes you feel good, but it doesn't get you where you need to go. 'F*** you' doesn't make America strong."
– GOP pollster Frank Luntz
August 18, 2015"[The alleged rape] has provided us with an important opportunity to reconsider elements of our shared life that do not appear in our strategic plan."
– Michael Hirschfeld, rector of Episcopal boarding school St. Paul's, on "Senior Salute," an alleged tradition of graduating boys competing to take the virginity of younger girls
August 17, 2015"My own experience talking to people has made it clear the ETs had been attempting to keep us from going to war and help create peace on Earth...[Air Force] officers told me UFOs were frequently seen overhead and often disabled their missiles. Other officers from bases on the Pacific Coast told me their [test] missiles were frequently shot down by alien spacecraft."
– Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell
August 14, 2015" "Taking out Saddam Hussein turned out to be a pretty good deal."
– Jeb Bush