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October 28, 2016

"Don't worry about it. I'll make that decision at the right time. But we have a rigged system."

– Donald Trump on whether or not he will accept the results of the election

October 27, 2016

"We should never have been in Iraq, but once we were there we should have never gotten out the way [Obama and Clinton] want to get out. She gave us ISIS as sure as you are sitting tthere."-- Donald Trump, 2016"I think [Obama] could have gotten out a long time ago. These wars are a disaster. Iraq is going to be taken over by Iran the minute we leave."-- Donald Trump, 2011"I'd get out of Iraq right now."-- Donald Trump, 2008"How do they get out? You know how they get out? They get out. That's how they get out. Declare victory and leave. Because I'll tell you, this country is just going to get further bogged down. They're in a civil war over there... There's nothing we're going to be able to do with a civil war."-- Donald Trump, 2007"

October 26, 2016

"All of my employees are having a tremendous problem with Obamacare."-- Donald Trump"I don't use much Obamacare, I must be honest with you, because it is so bad for the people and they can't afford it."-- Donald Trump"

October 25, 2016

"He is not willing to not concede if he loses and there's no fraud."

– RNC chair Reince Priebus on Donald Trump

October 24, 2016

"Every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over."

– Donald Trump

October 23, 2016

"Donald Trump on the Howard Stern Show, 2006:"The National Inquirer did a story on me not so long ago, that in the history of the world nobody has gotten more beautiful women than I have. Which is a great compliment... I was on your show and you were putting all of them up on posters, remember? -- 'How was this one? How was that one?'"Stern:"Yeah, I had a chart...I'm sure I missed thousands."Trump: "You missed quite a few. Actually some of the ones on the chart were not victims."

October 22, 2016

"[Donald Trump] has captured that racist underbelly, that frustration, that angry underbelly of American life and gave voice to that... I was damn near puking during the debate."

– former Republican National Committee head Michael Steele

October 21, 2016

"Something about her feels castrating... Will this country want to actually watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?"

– Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton

October 19, 2016

"I will look at it at the time...I'll tell you at the time. I'll keep you in suspense."

– Donald Trump, asked by debate moderator Chris Wallace if he will accept the results of the election

October 19, 2016

"The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary -- but also at many polling places...1.8 million deceased individuals [will vote for] somebody else...People that have died 10 years ago are still voting. Illegal immigrants are voting."-- Donald Trump"I am not confident that we are going to have a clean election in Maine. Will people from the cemetary be voting? Yes.-- Gov. Paul LePage"It's curious that the governor would question the integrity of a system under which he was elected twice."-- Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap"I have heard that on November 8th, millions of riggers will hide behind little curtains in private booths and with a secret ballot collude to defeat Donald Trump."-- Stephen Colbert"