Say What? Archive

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February 05, 2016

"Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified...[He] didn't win Iowa, he stole it."-- Trump tweets"I don't care about that anymore...Who cares?-- Trump, the next day"

February 04, 2016

"I'll beat her rear end on that stage and afterward she'll be relieved that I didn't serve her with a subpoena."

– Chris Christie on Hillary Clinton

February 03, 2016

"There may be someone with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay the legal fees. I promise, I promise. It won't be so much 'cause the courts agree with us too."

– Donald Trump at a Iowa rally on Monday

February 02, 2016

"[Our Humvees are] the best in the world, armor-plated, top, bottom, all over. If a bomb goes off, our wounded warriors, instead of losing their legs, their arms, worse, they're okay. They go for a little ride upward, and they come down."

– Donald Trump

February 01, 2016

"Ted Cruz is a total liar... He's a nasty guy. Nobody likes him."

– Donald Trump

January 31, 2016

"Putin is a one-horse country: oil and energy."

– Ben Carson

January 29, 2016

"Unlike the other woman candidate in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband."

– Carly Fiorina

January 28, 2016

"I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct."

– Donald Trump

January 27, 2016

"[Trump saying he can work with Democrats is] a red flag to a lot of people. They don't want to work with Democrats. They don't want anybody working with them. They want people who are gonna smoke 'em. They want people who are gonna cream 'em. They want people who are gonna drive them into the ground and bury them, then hammer the political nails one after another and end this. Not 'work with them.'"

– Rush Limbaugh

January 26, 2016

"I would bomb the s*** out of them."-- Donald Trump on ISIS"We will carpet bomb them into oblivion...I don't know if sand can glow in the dark, but we're going to find out."-- Ted Cruz"Zilch."-- Richard Nixon, on the result of the U.S.'s massive bombing campaign in Vietnam, estimated to have killed over 100,000 civilians"