Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 09, 2015"Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else."
– Rupert Murdoch tweet
October 08, 2015"If your calling is media, fine, if your calling is sports, whatever it is, but you've got to be the greatest you can be. Now! Now! Before this country is so completely altered that we're left with Hillary's brain in the Oval Office in a jar! That's what we're getting! She's old and she's sick. She's not a contender."
– Matt Drudge
October 07, 2015"It defies belief that the president would allow the ban on Iranian oil exports to be lifted. And also stand by while Russia blackmails an entire continent, all the while keeping the place of the band on America."
– Rep. Kevin McCarthy
October 06, 2015"There is no overwhelming science that the things that are going on are man-caused and not naturally caused. Gimme a break."
– Ben Carson
October 05, 2015"Okay, so there's water flowing on Mars. Yip yip yip yahoo. Hey, you know me, I'm Science 101, big-time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I'm all in. But NASA has been corrupted by the current regime. Don't know how long it's going to take, but this news that there is water flowing on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda."
– Rush Limbaugh
October 04, 2015"This could be one of the great tactical ploys of all time. A 200,000-man army, maybe...I don't know that it is, but it could be possible."
– Trump on Syrian refugees
October 01, 2015"Please bear in mind that I was seeking the hash. It wasn't as if he was a dealer."-- classmate Peter Tibbets, on Jeb Bush selling him hashish at boarding school"This was kind of his family high school. There wasn't anything he could do to be kicked out so he was relaxed about rules."-- Bush roommate Phil Sylvester"I was a cynical little turd at a cynical school."-- Jeb Bush"
September 30, 2015"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi Special Committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today?"
– Republican House majority leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, candidate for House Speaker
September 29, 2015"The Bible says beware of false prophets...We got groups here in town, members of the House and Senate here in town, who whip people into a frenzy believing they can accomplish things they know -- they know! -- are never going to happen."
– House Speaker John Boehner
September 28, 2015"We will be submitting a bill to the next legislative session asking that a website be created containing the names, addresses, length of time on assistance and the benefits being collected by every individual on the dole...I hope this makes people think twice about applying for welfare...Some people are going to get harmed, but if it's for the good of everybody, that's the way it is."
– Robert MacDonald, mayor of Lewiston, Maine