Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 16, 2018
"Do you really think I'd call Russia to help me with an election? Give me a break. They wouldn't be able to help me at all."
-- Trump, asked about 2016 election interference
October 15, 2018
"I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you're an Indian."
-- Trump to Sen. Elizabeth Warren, July 2018
"I didn't say that. You better read it again."
-- Trump, on being reminded of his pledge after a DNA test confirmed Warren has Native American ancestry
October 14, 2018
"One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, 'You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'"
-- Sen. Mitch McConnell, 2016
"Apparently there's yet a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at all. I think that's something the American people simply will not tolerate."
-- Sen Mitch McConnell, 2017
October 13, 2018
"Lock her up! Lock her up!"
-- crowd at Trump rally, chanting about Sen. Diane Feinstein
"An angry left-wing mob."
-- Trump on Dems, minutes later
October 12, 2019
"There was something about when I put this hat on, it made me feel like Superman...You made a Superman cape for me."
-- Kanye West on his MAGA hat, to Trump in Oval Office
October 11, 2018
"The things they said about him -- I don't think he'd even heard of the words."
-- Trump on Kavanaugh allegations
October 10, 2018
"I remember [John Mayer's] song, 'Your Body Is A Wonderland,' and in it he's got this line, 'One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue.'...Is that an example of 'toxic masculinity?'...If Brett Kavanaugh's calendar from 1982 had 'Basketball with Squee' and then 'Your body is a wonderland. Bubblegum tongue,' I mean you would have called for his arrest, right?...Toxic masculinity is 'men being male.' There's no definition. It's just some made-up dumb feminist term. There's no real definition."
-- Tucker Carlson
October 09, 2018
"On behalf of our nation, I want to apologize to Brett and the entire Kavanaugh family... You, sir, under historic scrutiny, were proven innocent."
-- Trump at swearing-in ceremony
-- Trump on accusations against Kavanaugh
October 08, 2019
"It's become 'Me the President' as opposed to 'We the People.' And you see things that should not be happening."
-- former Secretary of State Colin Powell
October 07, 2018
"It's a lot of work. Maybe they don't want to do it."
-- Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Sen. Chuck Grassley, on why there aren't any women on the committee