Say What? Archive

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September 09, 2016

"I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly...All I can tell you -- it is a foolproof way of winning."-- Donald Trump, June 2015"I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."-- Trump, November 2015"Under the leadership of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton the generals have been reduced to rubble. They have been reduced to a point that's embarrassing for our country."-- Trump, September 2016"We're going to convene my top generals and give them a simple instruction: 'You will have 30 days to submit to the Oval Office a plan for soundly and quickly defeating ISIS.' We have no choice."-- Trump, September 2016"

September 08, 2016

"What would you do, if you were elected, about Aleppo?"-- Mike Barnicle to Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson, on "Morning Joe""And what is Aleppo?"-- Johnson, in response"

September 07, 2016

"I just don't think she has a presidential look, and you need a presidential look. You have to get the job done."

– Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

September 06, 2016

"I thought, um, how am I supposed to make this funnier? What is my job now? How do you satirize what is already satiric? That was the point in time, as far as I'm concerned, where we the American people reached the point where reality and satire finally intersected. That's it....This is fiction. We are living in fictional times."

– Lewis Black on watching a January Trump-Palin rally

September 05, 2016

"He has the attention span and the knowledge base of a nine year old with ADHD. And I'm not saying that to be funny."

– "The Art of the Deal" ghostwriter Tony Schwartz on Donald Trump

September 03, 2016

"In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome!"

– title of Ann Coulter's new book

September 02, 2016

"If you're running for president, you should not be allowed to use a teleprompter."

– Donald Trump, August 2015

September 01, 2016

"We did discuss the wall, we didn't discuss payment of the wall. That will be at a later date."-- Donald Trump on his meeting with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto"At the beginning of the conversation with Donald Trump I made it clear that Mexico will not pay for the wall...I was clear and emphatic that Mexico will not pay for the wall."-- Pena Nieto, responding to Trump's account of their meeting"

August 30, 2016

"He hasn't changed his immigration position. He has changed the words he is saying."

– Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson

August 29, 2016

"She's totally bigoted. There's no question about that."

– Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton