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October 19, 2016

"I will look at it at the time...I'll tell you at the time. I'll keep you in suspense."

– Donald Trump, asked by debate moderator Chris Wallace if he will accept the results of the election

October 19, 2016

"The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary -- but also at many polling places...1.8 million deceased individuals [will vote for] somebody else...People that have died 10 years ago are still voting. Illegal immigrants are voting."-- Donald Trump"I am not confident that we are going to have a clean election in Maine. Will people from the cemetary be voting? Yes.-- Gov. Paul LePage"It's curious that the governor would question the integrity of a system under which he was elected twice."-- Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap"I have heard that on November 8th, millions of riggers will hide behind little curtains in private booths and with a secret ballot collude to defeat Donald Trump."-- Stephen Colbert"

October 18, 2016

"Donald, seriously, you know about sexual predators and all that."-- Howard Stern"You are one!"-- Robin Quivers"It's true!"-- Donald Trump"

October 17, 2016

"The whole thing is one big fix. One big, ugly lie."-- Donald Trump on the election"Pitchforks and torches time."-- Trump supporter WI County Sheriff David Clarke"

October 16, 2016

"Our president -- quote 'president.' "

– Donald Trump on Barack Obama

October 15, 2016

"Take a look. Look at her... I don't think so, I don't think so."-- Donald Trump on People writer Natasha Stoynoff's claim that he pushed her up against a wall and forced his tongue down her throat"Yeah [sarcastically]. I'm gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice."-- Trump on Jessie Leeds, who says he groped her on an airplane in the early '80s"

October 14, 2016

"This is a crossroads in the history of our civilization... Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty... Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, racist, and morally deformed... They will lie, lie, lie and then again they will do worse than that. They will do whatever is necessary. The Clintons are criminals, remember that... I never knew it would be this vile... Nevertheless, I take all of these slings and arrows gladly for you."

– Donald Trump

October 13, 2016

"We need a Donald Trump to show some authoritarian power in our country and bring back the rule of law. Because we've had eight years of a president -- he's an autocrat, he just does it on his own. He ignores Congress, and every single day we're slipping into anarchy."-- Maine Gov. Paul LePage"I believe that Hillary Clinton will set a standard in this country that will lead to more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda."-- former Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann"

October 12, 2016

"The election is going to be rigged...The only way we can if cheating goes on."-- Donald Trump, 2016"This election is a total sham and travesty. We are not a democracy."-- Donald Trump, on the night of Obama's re-election in 2012"

October 10, 2016

"I am very embarrassed by it and I hate it. But it's locker room talk and it's one of those things... Frankly, you hear these things. They are said... And certainly I am not proud of it, but that was something that happened... But I have great respect for women. Nobody has more respect for women than I do... And they have respect for me."-- Donald Trump on 2005 Access Hollywood tape"He's apologized for it, and it seems to me we should move on."-- Rudy Giuliani"Every woman knows a version of Donald Trump."-- Lindy West"