Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
August 07, 2015"You call women you don't like 'fat pigs,' 'dogs,' 'slobs,' and 'disgusting animals."...You once told a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. Does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president?"-- debate moderator Megyn Kelly to Donald Trump"What I say is what I say. And honestly, Megyn, if you don't like it, I'm sorry. I've been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be, based on the way you have treated me. But I wouldn't do that."-- Trump, in his response"
August 07, 2015"Donald J. Trump Excels at First Republican Primary Debate."
– Trump press release
August 06, 2015"He's feeling unrewarded because Fox News beats him on the amount of money we make, on ratings and on popularity. I'm sure it's very depressing when he sits home at night and worries about it."
– -- Fox News chairman and CEO Roger Ailes on Jon Stewart
August 05, 2015"I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues."
– Jeb Bush on federal funding
August 04, 2015"Will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven."
– Mike Huckabee on Obama
August 03, 2015"I'd love that. She's really somebody who knows what's happening. She's a special person...No matter where I go, everybody loves her."
– Donald Trump, asked if, as president, he might seek Sarah Palin's advice or appoint her to a Cabinet post
August 01, 2015"It was my phrase. I came up with it, and I had it copyrighted. And people see the biggest standing ovations...and all of a sudden some of the other candidates started using the phrase. But I had it copyrighted, so they're not allowed to use it. Which even surprises me."
– Donald Trump on "Make America Great Again"
July 31, 2015"Repeal and replace with something terrific."
– Donald Trump on how he would handle Obamacare if elected
July 30, 2015"Let's get a pull-up bar out there and let's see who can do the most pull-ups."
– Rick Perry on Donald Trump
July 29, 2015"We have people chopping off heads and [Obama's] talking about climate change. I call it weather. The weather changes...It's weather. You can have bad weather...Maybe there's a little bit of change. I don't happen to think it's man-made."
– Donald Trump