Say What? Archive

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May 07, 2016

"I'm not there right now. And I hope to, though, and I want to."

– House Speaker Paul Ryan, on endorsing Trump

May 05, 2016

"There has to be some form of punishment."-- Donald Trump on women who get abortions, back in March"He was asking me a rhetorical question, and I gave an answer. And by the way, people -- from an academic standpoint, and asked rhetorically -- said that answer was an unbelievable academic answer."-- Trump attempting to clarify, this week"

May 02, 2016

"We can't continue to allow China to rape our country. And that's what they're doing. It's the greatest theft in the history of the world."

– Donald Trump

April 30, 2016

"Folks, I'm a conservative, but at this point, who cares?"

– Trump, to California GOP Convention

April 29, 2016

"Lucifer in the flesh...I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch."

– former House speaker John Boehner on Ted Cruz

April 28, 2016

"This speech is unnerving. it was pathetic in its content, and it was scary in terms of its construct. If you had any doubt that Donald Trump is not fit to be commander in chief, this speech should've removed it. It took every problem and fear I have with Donald Trump and put it on steroids...Ronald Reagan is rolling over in his grave."

– Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham on Trump foreign policy speech

April 27, 2016

"The only card she has is the woman's card. She's got nothing else going on. And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she'd get five percent of the vote. The only thing she's got going is the women's vote. And the beautiful thing is that women don't like her."

– Donald Trump

April 26, 2016

"Obama has made a bold-faced effort to drive a wedge between the races. He paints a picture of envy to our black citizens and the envy drives hatred. And then he says to them, 'You've got it coming for free. These rich people owe you.' And on top of that he gives them free stuff, too. And that is just anti-American..."

– FL GOP Congressional candidate Mark Freeman

April 24, 2016

"Even if Donald Trump dresses up as Hillary Clinton, he still can't go to the girl's bathroom."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

April 22, 2016

"People who get on the Trump bus are people that are very, very frustrated with their government as it's been. It doesn't matter what kind of person is the exterminator, they want the raccoons out of the basement...They give us a guy like Obama, and we've got to tolerate incompetence, we've had to tolerate his biases...[Obama is] a man who in every respect looks like he despises America. And this is disgusting."

– NY Trump campaign honorary co-chair Carl Paladino