Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • July 03, 2018

    "If you have any evidence against the Trump campaign, present it to the damn grand jury...Whatever you've got, finish it the hell up."
    -- Rep. Trey Gowdy
    "I think the best thing we can do is finish it appropriately and reach a conclusion."
    -- Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
  • July 02, 2018

    "House Republicans should pass the strong but fair immigration bill..."
    -- Trump tweet, 6/27/18
    "I never pushed the Republicans in the House to vote for the immigration bill..."
    -- Trump tweet, 6/30/18
  • July 01, 2018

    Maureen Dowd: "Were you ever involved with anyone who had an abortion?"
    Donald Trump: "Such an interesting question. So what's your next question?"
  • June 30, 2018

    "They came up to me three days ago. 'Sir, we'd like you to sign this order.' 'What is the order?' 'We need five thousand judges on the border.' I said, 'Judges?' What other country has judges?... I said, 'Where are you going to find five thousand people to be judges? How many do we have now?' 'I don't know the number.' They don't even know the number... Nobody knows the number..."
    -- Trump
  • June 29, 2018

    "I said [to Kim Jong Un] 'Do you mind, would I be able to get the remains back of all those great heroes from so many years ago?' And he said, 'I will do that.' And you probably read, they have already done 200 people. Which is so great."
    -- Trump
    "We have not yet physcically received them."
    -- Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, clarifying, in Senate testimony on Wednesday
  • June 28, 2018

    "We Are F*#%'D."
    -- New York Daily News front page headline
  • June 27, 2018

    "A Harley-Davidson should never be built in another country -- never! Their employees and customers are already very angry at them. If they move, watch, it will be the beginning of the end -- they surrendered, they quit! The Aura will be gone and they will be taxed like never before!"
    -- Trump
  • June 26, 2018

    "Donald Trump has instincts that are different than ours, but most often, 99% of the time, they tend to be better than ours."
    -- Mike Huckabee
  • June 25, 2018

    "If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere."
    -- Rep. Maxine Waters on Trump administration
  • June 24, 2018

    "We never really intended to do that."
    -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions on family separation