Say What? Archive

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February 18, 2016

"We're going to have an election, and if liberals are so confident that the American people want unlimited abortion on demand, want religious liberty torn down, want the Second Amendment taken away, want veterans' memorials torn down, want the crosses and Stars of David sandblasted off of the tombstones of our fallen veterans, then go and make the case to the people."

– Sen. Ted Cruz

February 17, 2016

"From Harper's Index:Number of refugees arrested in the United States on terrorism-related charges since 2001: 10Number of natural-born U.S. citizens: 320Number of people killed by political or religious extremists on U.S. soil since Spetember 11, 2001: 93Percentage of these deaths attributable to far-right-wing political extremism: 52"

February 16, 2016

"The greatest living artist and the greatest artist of all time."

– Kanye West on himself

February 15, 2016

"We're gonna have businesses that used to be in New Hampshire that are now in Mexico come back to New Hampshire, and you can tell them to go f*** themselves, because they let you down, and they left."

– Donald Trump

February 14, 2016

"Trudeau is a jerk. A total loser. A pathetic moron. A third-rate talent."

– Donald Trump

February 13, 2016

"Donald Trump, asked how he would deal with North Korea and Kim Jong Un:"I would get China to make that guy disappear in one form or another very quickly."CBS This Morning correspondent: "How do you make him disappear? Assassinate him?"Trump: "No -- well -- you know I've heard of worse things, frankly. I mean this guy's a bad dude."

February 12, 2016

"You see these terrorists that are flying planes into buildings, right? You see our cities getting shot up in California. You see Paris getting shot up. And then somebody complains when a terrorist gets waterboarded, which quite frankly is no different than what happens on college campuses and frat houses every day."

– Eric Trump

February 11, 2016

"Now, listen, in this country I'm the son of a billionaire. I can't even have an opinion anymore. I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist."

– Donald Trump, Jr.

February 10, 2016

"Trump arrived onstage, to the Beatles' 'Revolution.'"

– from report on NH victory rally

February 09, 2016

"Under the definition of torture, [waterboarding] is not. Under the law, torture is excruciating pain that is equivalent to losing organs or systems."-- Ted Cruz"I would bring back waterboarding, and I would bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding."-- Donald Trump"