Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • May 30, 2018

    | May 30, 2018
    "Racism is not a known side effect."
    Ambien-maker Sanofi, in response to Roseanne blaming her Valerie Jarrett tweet on the drug
  • May 29, 2018

    | May 29, 2018
    "The whole Russia Probe is Rigged."
    -- Trump
    "This is a rigged investigation."
    -- Giuliani
    "I think we can look at a big picture now with some real definition... [Trump] wants to bury, demean, undermine, and put this investigation out of business for all time [because] he knows Mueller has the ability and the facts to reveal him... in a really terrible light... Trump does not want this story told."
    -- Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein
  • May 28, 2018

    | May 27, 2018
    "Who's going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt? They journeyed down to Washington, D.C., with stars in their eyes and wanting to help our nation... They went back home in tatters."
  • May 27, 2018

    | May 27, 2018
    "All team and league personnel on the field shall stand and show respect for the flag and the Anthem."
    -- new NFL policy
    "I think it's good. You should have to stand, proudly, for the national anthem or you shouldn't be playing. You shouldn't be there. Maybe you shouldn't be in the country."
    -- Trump
  • May 25, 2018

    | May 25, 2018
    "You know why I do it? I do it to discredit you all and demean you all so when you write negative stories about me no one will believe you."
    Trump on his relentless attacks on the press, to Lesley Stahl after the 2016 election
  • May 24, 2018

    | May 24, 2018
    "That was two of the great days of my life being in China. I don't think anybody has ever been treated better in China - ever in their history."
  • May 23, 2018

    | May 23, 2018
    "I do not believe that I've seen that conclusion that the specific intent was to help President Trump win. I'm not aware of that."
    -- Kirstjen Nielsen, head of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
    "Putin and the Russian Government developed a clear preference for President-elect Trump. We also assess Putin and the Russian Government aspired to help President-elect Trump's election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton and publicly contrasting her unfavorably to him."
    -- from National Intelligence report released January 6, 2017
  • May 22, 2018

    | May 22, 2018
    "You name it, they leak it. My colleague Mike Allen, who has spent nearly 20 years covering the White House, says we learn more about what's going on inside the Trump White House in a week than we did in a year of the George W. Bush presidency."
    Axios correspondent Jonathan Swan
  • May 21, 2018

    | May 21, 2018
    "Things are really getting ridiculous."
  • May 20, 2018

    | May 20, 2018
    "My kids are devastated. They are traumatized. They got on the school bus crying. They said, 'This is not the government they teach us about in school.'"
    Pete Gojcaj, whose wife Cile Precetaj, who has no criminal record and has been seeking asylum since 2000, was deported to Albania without being allowed to say goodbye to her children, all U.S. citizens