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October 13, 2015

"A complete failure as a father. He should be embarrassed to even show his face in public. He's the problem here... He failed to raise his son."

– Gov. Bobby Jindal on Oregon gunman Chris Mercer's dad

October 11, 2015

"Nobody cares who's House Speaker."

– Gov. Chris Christie

October 10, 2015

"I never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away."

– Dr. Ben Carson

October 09, 2015

"Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else."

– Rupert Murdoch tweet

October 08, 2015

"If your calling is media, fine, if your calling is sports, whatever it is, but you've got to be the greatest you can be. Now! Now! Before this country is so completely altered that we're left with Hillary's brain in the Oval Office in a jar! That's what we're getting! She's old and she's sick. She's not a contender."

– Matt Drudge

October 07, 2015

"It defies belief that the president would allow the ban on Iranian oil exports to be lifted. And also stand by while Russia blackmails an entire continent, all the while keeping the place of the band on America."

– Rep. Kevin McCarthy

October 06, 2015

"There is no overwhelming science that the things that are going on are man-caused and not naturally caused. Gimme a break."

– Ben Carson

October 05, 2015

"Okay, so there's water flowing on Mars. Yip yip yip yahoo. Hey, you know me, I'm Science 101, big-time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I'm all in. But NASA has been corrupted by the current regime. Don't know how long it's going to take, but this news that there is water flowing on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda."

– Rush Limbaugh

October 04, 2015

"This could be one of the great tactical ploys of all time. A 200,000-man army, maybe...I don't know that it is, but it could be possible."

– Trump on Syrian refugees

October 01, 2015

"Please bear in mind that I was seeking the hash. It wasn't as if he was a dealer."-- classmate Peter Tibbets, on Jeb Bush selling him hashish at boarding school"This was kind of his family high school. There wasn't anything he could do to be kicked out so he was relaxed about rules."-- Bush roommate Phil Sylvester"I was a cynical little turd at a cynical school."-- Jeb Bush"

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