Say What? Archive

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January 14, 2017

"Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he's never run a federal agency."-- statement from Ben Carson aide"The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency."-- Carson friend Armstrong Williams"Many members of this Committee with whom I've met have asked me why I would want to run HUD. It's a good question."-- Ben Carson, at confirmation hearing"

January 13, 2017

"Need further proof that the fix was in from Pres. Obama on down? BUSTED: 19,252 emails from DNC leaked by WikiLeaks."-- tweet from Rep. Mike Pompeo, July 24, 2016"Do you think WikiLeaks is a reliable source of information?"-- Sen. Angus King, in hearing yesterday"I do not."-- Mike Pompeo"

January 12, 2017

"All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It's hard to find a great dress for this inauguration."-- Donald Trump"We have 200 dresses, if not more, in stock."-- Mae Shipe, owner of Mae's Dress Boutique"There's never been less demand for inaugural ball gowns in my 38 years."-- Peter Marx, owner of Saks Jandel"

January 11, 2017

"The world was gloomy before I won -- there was no hope."

– Donald Trump

January 10, 2017

"Why is everything taken at face value? You always want to go with what's come out of his mouth rather than what's in his heart."-- Kellyanne Conway, on her boss"I'd been waiting to hear those words from a mainstream political candidate all my life... We're almost intoxicated. We don't have any power -- but now we're close enough to smell it."-- white supremacist Gerald Martin, on first hearing Trump speak"

January 09, 2017

"The person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter, someone he outranked in privilege, power, and the capacity to fight back...I still can't get it out of my head...This instinct to humiliate, when it's modeled by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody's life, because it kind of gives permission for other people to do the same thing."-- Meryl Streep on Trump"One of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood... A Hillary flunky who lost big."-- President-Elect Trump in response"

January 09, 2017

"Only reason hacking of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that the loss by the Dems was so big that they are totally embarrassed."-- Donald Trump"Let's stare this reality square in the face: PEOTUS is pro-Putin and believes Julian Assange over the CIA. On Jan. 20 we will be less safe."-- former Department of Defense spokesman George Little"

January 07, 2017

"You look at WikiLeaks. I mean, in China, if this would've happened the people would get a bullet through their head within 24 hours."- Trump, December, 2010"I think it's disgraceful. I think there should be like death penalty or something."- Trump, on WikiLeaks, December, 2010"Boy, we love WikiLeaks."-- Trump, October 22, 2016"

January 06, 2017

"These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction."-- Trump team on CIA report that Russia intervened in election to help him, 9-19-16"It could also be China; it could be someone sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. You don't know who broke into the DNC."-- Trump during first debate, 9-26-16"Ridiculous."-- Trump on CIA conclusion that hacking was intended to help him, 12-11-16"The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russioan hacking'..."-- Trump, 1-3-17"The media likes to make it look like I am against 'Intelligence,' when in fact I am a big fan!"-- Trump, 1-5-17"

January 05, 2017

"The 'Intelligence' briefing on so-called 'Russian hacking' was delayed until Friday..."-- Trump tweet"Mr. Trump, you know you're not an outsider anymore, shooting spitballs from the sidelines, right? In two weeks you will be 'president' of the 'United' States. You're going to have to get 'facts' from your intelligence services to keep 'enemies' from 'killing us all.'"-- Stephen Colbert"