Say What? Archive

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May 05, 2017

"How am I doing? Am I doing okay? I'm president. Hey, I'm president! Can you believe it?"

– Trump, at Rose Garden gathering to celebrate House passage of AHCA

May 04, 2017

"It's something that I think is, frankly, maybe not as difficult as people have thought over the years."

– Trump on achieving an Israeli-Palestinian agreement

May 03, 2017

"He's saying terrible things, and people can't do that."-- Trump on Kim Jung Un"

May 02, 2017

"He doesn't lie. He's a B.S.-er, an exaggerator...When he says 'Everyone's rated this golf course the greatest golf course in the entire world,' the audience doesn't believe it, he doesn't believe it, and he knows they don't believe it, but everyone feels nice."-- Ann Coulter on Trump"I think we've done more than perhaps any president in the first 100 days...I'd give us an A."-- Trump"The relationship I have with China, it's been already acclaimed as being something very special, something very different than we have ever had."-- Trump"Obamacare is dead."-- Trump"

May 01, 2017

"Does everybody like Nikki? Otherwise she can easily be replaced."

– Trump joke to over a dozen UN ambassadors at luncheon, referring to UN Ambassador Nikki Haley, seated next to him

April 30, 2017

"Just give me vinegar and salt; I'll eat his liver."

– Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, on any Muslim terrorist he might catch

April 29, 2017

"The eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end."

– Trump to NRA conference

April 28, 2017

"This is more work than my previous life. I thought it would be easier."

– Trump on the presidency

April 27, 2017

"I've done a lot more than any other president in the first 100 days and I think the first 100 days is an artificial barrier."

– Trump

April 26, 2017

"The day I realized it can be smart to be shallow was, for me, a deep experience."-- Trump, in Think Like a Billionaire"Perception is more important than reality. If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true. This doesn't mean you should be duplicitous or deceitful, but don't go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage."-- Ivanka Trump, in The Trump Card: Playing to Win in Work and Life"