Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
July 23, 2015"If I am elected president I will go after marijuana smokers and the states that allow them to smoke. I'll shut them down big time. I'm sick of these addicts, sick of these liberals with no self-control."
– Gov. Chris Christie
July 22, 2015"What Mr. Trump is offering is not conservatism, it is Trump-ism -- a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense."-- Gov. Rick Perry"He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate."-- Trump on Perry"
July 21, 2015"Fired up the crazies."-- McCain on Trump"Graduated last in his class at Annapolis -- dummy!"-- Trump on McCain"
July 20, 2015"He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured."
– Donald Trump on Sen. John McCain
July 19, 2015"If you want to scrub all racism from America let's start with Planned Parenthood, because it was started by a racist named Margaret Sanger, who was a eugenist... You want to go back and take down the Confederate flag? Let's take down Planned Parenthood."
– former Sen. Rick Santorum
July 17, 2015"A phantom candidate recruited by the Left to create this entire political circus...[He] has a close friendship with Bill and Hillary Clinton."
– Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo on Trump
July 16, 2015"Ridiculous...A disgrace...[Our negotiators] didn't read The Art of the Deal. Most people did. They didn't."
– Donald Trump on Iran nuke agreement
July 15, 2015"They will be in such trouble...ISIS, believe me, I would take them out so fast."
– Donald Trump
July 14, 2015"People need to work longer hours and, through their productivity, gain more income for their families. That's the only way we're going to get out of this rut that we're in."-- Jeb Bush46.7-- Average hours-per-week worked by full-time employees, according to recent Gallup report"
July 13, 2015"I'm, like, a really smart person."
– Donald Trump