Say What? Archive

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March 08, 2018

"You have been the Edward R. Murrow of this whole process."

– Carter Page on Sean Hannity

March 07, 2018

"Believe me, everybody wants to work in the White House. They all want a piece of that Oval Office. They want a piece of the West Wing, and not only in terms of it looks great on their resume. It's just a great place to work."

– Trump

March 06, 2018

"I think it would be really, really funny if they wanted to arrest me because I don't want to spend 80 hours going over emails I had with Steve Bannon and Roger Stone..."

– former Trump aide Sam Nunberg, who told the Washington Post he plans to tear up the subpoena he received from the Mueller investigation

March 05, 2018

"Ultimately, you go to the movies to escape reality."

– Fox & Friends co-host Steve Doocy

March 04, 2018

"[Xi Jinping] is now president for life. President for life. And he's great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll have to give that a shot someday."

– Trump at closed-door fundraiser in Florida

March 02, 2018

"Some people don't like the word 'comprehensive' when they talk. I like the word 'comprehensive.' They say, 'Oh, that's a bad word.'...To me, I like the word 'comprehensive.'"

– Trump

March 01, 2018

"Mr. Magoo."

– Trump's nickname for Attorney General Jeff Sessions

February 28, 2018

"'Shameless,' 'incapable ruler,' 'I oppose,' 'immortality,' 'lifelong,' 'personality cult,' Winnie the Pooh, 1984, Animal Farm, the letter 'N.'"

– banned by China from internet search engines, to prevent criticism of the ending of presidential term limits

February 27, 2018

"What's 17 x 6?"-- Howard Stern, interviewing Trumps, Feb. 27, 2006"96? 94?"-- Donald Trump, Jr."It's 11, 12. It's 112. It's 112."-- Donald Trump"Just bring out a calculator."-- Ivanka Trump"108. It should be 6 x 20, minus 12."-- Donald Trump, Jr."102!"-- Howard Stern"

February 26, 2018

"I want daughters to have their own intelligence, their own dignity, their own workspace and their own degrees. I want them to build home based enterprises and live in homes shared with good husbands and I don't want them to grow up into career obsessed banshees who forego home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the tops of a thousand tall buildings they think they could have leaped over in a single bound -- had not men been 'suppressing them.' It's just nuts. It always was."

– Roy Moore-endorsed MO senatorial candidate Courtland Sykes answering the question "Do you favor women's rights?"