Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
May 07, 2014"I will sell them in the market."
– Boko Haram leader Abubaker Shekau on 223 Nigerian girls kidnapped by his group
May 06, 2014"Democrats bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for Obamacare is like Germans bragging about the number of mandatory sign-ups for 'train rides' for Jews in the 40s."
– TN State Sen. Stacey Campfield
May 04, 2014"The Oracle chief [Larry Ellison] has had basketball courts on at least two of his yachts, said Tom Ehman, who handles America's Cup matters for Mr. Ellison. He said Mr. Ellison liked to relax by shooting hoops on these courts, and has had someone in a powerboat following the yacht to retrieve balls that go overboard."
– Wall Street Journal, 5/3/14
May 02, 2014"Look, I thought I could have won last time. I'm convinced."
– Rick Santorum, on 2012
May 01, 2014"A lot of NBA players come here to party. Out of respect to them, we have banned Sterling from coming here."
– Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and six other Nevada brothels
April 30, 2014"The only reason he's in trouble right now is he did not give enough money to Obama."
– Rush Limbaugh on Clippers owner Donald Sterling
April 29, 2014"The gates of success swing open for hypocrites, chameleons, bullies, and yes-men."
– NRA ad, on the world
April 28, 2014"Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists."
– Sarah Palin
April 24, 2014"I don't recognize the United States government as even existing."
– Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy
April 23, 2014"Senator Hagan says we got to have a nice debate and discussion about what to do [in the wake of Sandy Hook]. See, that's called a democracy, which is actually socialism, which is called majority rules."
– NC Senate candidate Greg Brannon