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October 10, 2016

"She has tremendous hate in her heart."

– Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton

October 09, 2016

""We're not choosing a Sunday school teacher... I think the American people know exactly who Donald Trump is... He speaks from the heart."-- former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski on 2005 Trump comments on women"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. I don't even wait... And when you're a star, they let you do it -- you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."-- Donald Trump, 2005"

October 08, 2016

"The deplorables are starting to wonder if government has been lying to them about Hurricane Matthew's intensity to make an exaggerated point on climate... Hurricane Center has monopoly on data. No way of verifying claims."-- Matt Drudge tweets"It's hit Haiti, so it's an opportunity for the Clinton Foundation, once again, to enrich themselves by another trip down there."-- Rush Limbaugh on Hurricane Matthew"

October 07, 2016

"Badly depleted... Old and tired... In a really bad state... Totally unprepared."-- Donald Trump on the U.S. military"We are more capable, better trained, equipped, better led and more lethal than any other ground force in the world today... Our enemies know full well we can destroy them. We can destroy any enemy, we can destroy them anywhere, and we can destroy them any time."-- Gen. Mark A. Milley, chief of staff of the U.S. Army"

October 06, 2016

"He used the tax code just the way it's supposed to be used, and he did it brilliantly."-- Gov. Mike Pence, on Trump"I know our complex tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them."-- Donald Trump"I did all the tax preparation. He never saw the product until it was presented to him for signature... As far as I know, he didn't understand the code. Nor would he have had the time and the patience to learn the provisions. That's a lifetime of experience."-- longtime Trump tax accountant Jack Mitnick"

October 05, 2016

"You know what? The fact that somebody can dot the i’s and cross the t’s on a foreign leader’s geographic location then allows them to put our military in harm’s way."

– Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson, defending his unfamiliarity with world affairs

October 04, 2016

"When people come back from war and combat and they see maybe what the people in this room have seen many times over, and you're strong and you can handle it, but a lot of people can't handle it."

– Donald Trump, speaking to veterans about PTSD

October 03, 2016

"Are you the right person to level this charge [about Hillary Clinton's husband cheating on her]?...You have your own infidelity charge.-- NBC's Chuck Todd to Rudy Giuliani"Well, everybody does."-- Giuliani"

October 02, 2016

"She's nasty, but I can be nastier than she can ever be."

– Trump on Clinton

October 01, 2016

"That was a big moment for me, and... probably will be something I will always remember. He really took the high ground where he had the opportunity to go very, very low. And I'm proud of him for doing that. I mean, I'm really proud of him for doing that...He could have just crushed her."-- Eric Trump, on his father not bringing up Bill Clinton's infidelity during the debate"If I told the real stories of my experiences with women, often seemingly very happily married and important women, this book would be a guaranteed best-seller (which it will be anyway)."-- Donald Trump in The Art of the Comeback"