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Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • May 09, 2018

    | May 09, 2018
    "Learn before you speak. It's a lot easier."
    Trump to reporters
  • May 08, 2018

    | May 08, 2018
    "I am Trumpier than Trump."
    West VA Senate candidate Don Blankenship
  • May 08, 2018

    | May 08, 2018
    "I am Trumpier than Trump."
    West VA Senate candidate Don Blankenship
  • May 07, 2018

    | May 07, 2018
    "Phony Witch Hunt...The Russia Witch Hunt is rapidly losing credibility."
    Trump
  • May 06, 2018

    | May 06, 2018
    "In London, which has very tough gun laws, a once very prestigious hospital right in the middle is like a war zone for horrible stabbing wounds...And it's said there's blood all over the floors at this hospital. They say it's as bad as a military-war-zone hospital. Knives, knives, knives."
    Trump to NRA
  • May 05, 2018

    | May 05, 2018
    "Your Second Amendment rights are under siege, but they will never, ever be under siege as long as I'm your president."
    Trump to NRA
  • May 04, 2018

    | May 04, 2018
    "I am going to be one of the biggest real-estate developers of all time..."
    Kanye West
  • May 03, 2018

    | May 03, 2018
    "As a presidential candidate, I have instructed my long-time doctor to issue, within two weeks, a full medical report -- it will show perfection."
    -- Trump, 2015

    "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."
    -- letter signed by Trump's personal physician, Dr. Harold Bornstein, two days later

    "He dictated that whole letter. I didn't write that letter."
    -- Bornstein, this week
  • May 02, 2018

    | May 02, 2018
    "When you hear about slavery for 400 years -- for 400 years? That sounds like a choice."
    Kanye West
  • May 01, 2018

    | May 01, 2018
    "MUST END NOW!"
    Trump on Mueller investigation