Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
April 20, 2018
"Human trafficking is worse than it's ever been in the history of the world."
April 19, 2018
"A Marie Antoinette of our time."
Kanye West on Kim Kardashian
April 18, 2018
"Let me just say, I work in the adult business and I'm a better actress than he is."
Stormy Daniels on Trump telling reporters he didn't know about Michael Cohen paying her $130,000
April 17, 2018
"As surely as we're having this conversation, children were harmed -- some physically, some sexually, some were introduced to drugs for the first time -- because they were vulnerable and left alone. It's offensive. It really is."
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin on teachers' statewide day of protest against budget cuts
April 16, 2018
"He loves having dinner alone with the president...He loved being alone in the Oval Office. He wanted a piece of it."
-- Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway on Comey
Slippery James Comey, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the worst FBI Director in history, by far!...He, McCabe, and the others, committed many crimes!"
April 15, 2018
"I never asked Comey for Personal Loyalty. I hardly even knew the guy..."
April 14, 2018
"One of the president's greatest achievements will go down as firing James Comey."
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
April 13, 2018
"A proven leaker and liar...He is a weak and untruthful slime ball...It was my great honor to fire James Comey!"
April 12, 2018
"The United States, under my Administration, has done a great job of ridding the region of ISIS. Where is our 'Thank you America?'"
April 11, 2018
"Much of the bad blood with Russia is caused by the Fake & Corrupt Russia Investigation, headed up by all the Democrat loyalists, or people who worked for Obama...No Collusion, so they go crazy!"
"We assess Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered an influence campaign in 2016 aimed at the US presidential election. Russia's goals were to undermine public faith in the US democratic process, denigrate Secretary Clinton, and harm her electability and potential presidency. We further assess Putin and the Russian Government developed a clear preference for President-elect Trump. We have high confidence in these judgments."
-- Intelligence Community Assessment, January 2017