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January 03, 2013

"No. I only know what I hear on Fox News and what I hear on radio... Muslims are killing Americans and trying to blow stuff up... Most Muslims are terrorists and don't believe in Jesus Christ."

– Indiana man convicted of setting fire to a mosque, when asked by the judge if he knew any Muslims or knew what Islam is

January 02, 2013

"Go f**k yourself."-- House Speaker John Boehner to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in the White House last Friday"What are you talking about?"-- Reid, to Boehner"Go f**k yourself."-- Boehner, to Reid"

December 28, 2012

"I didn't realize how much I didn't want to be here until I got here."

– Sen. Charles Schumer, on returning to Washington, D.C.

December 26, 2012

"He wanted to be president less than anyone I've met in my life. He had no desire If he could have found someone else to take his place...he would have been ecstatic to step aside."

– Tagg Romney on his father Mitt

December 22, 2012

"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun...I call on Congress today, to act immediately to appropriate whatever is necessary to put armed police officers in every single school in this nation."

– Wayne LaPierre, at NRA press conference

December 21, 2012

"I wish to God she had had an M-4 in her office."

– Rep. Louie Gohmert on Sandy Hook principal Dawn Hochspring

December 19, 2012

"We think it is poor form for a politician or a special interest group to try to push a legislative agenda on the back of any tragedy."-- NRA, after 2008 Northern Illinois shootings"Now is not the time to debate politics or discuss policy."-- NRA, after 2009 Binghampton massacre"At this time, anything other than prayers for the victims and their families would be inappropriate."-- NRA, after 2011 shooting spree that wounded Gabrielle Giffords"There will be an appropriate time down the road to engage in political and policy discussions."-- NRA, after 2012 Aurora massacre"NRA will not have any comment."-- NRA, after 2012 Newtown massacre"

December 18, 2012

"Wasn't the Connecticut killer just doing what abortionists do every day? It's a wonder we don't have more 20-year-old 'dads' doing what women and doctors have been an accomplice to for years in America. When you forget the Ten Commandments, people, this is what you get."

– Victoria Jackson

December 17, 2012

"We ask why there is violence in our schools, but we have systematically removed God from our schools. Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage?"

– Mike Huckabee on Sandy Hook

December 15, 2012

"Americans have an egalitarian approach to inequality: they want everyone to have an equal chance to become bettter off than everyone else."

– Louis Menand