Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • May 07, 2013

    "This project's really about 'F*** your laws.' You know what I'm saying? It's stepping up, being able to go, 'You know what, I don't like this legal regime. I neatly step out of it. Now what?' You know?"
    -- Cody Wilson, whose company announced that it has created a functioning plastic handgun produced by a 3-D printer, and plans to make the schematics freely available online
  • May 04, 2013

    "Some people wear Superman pajamas. Well, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. And Chuck Norris wears Jim DeMint pajamas."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz
  • May 02, 2013

    "Have a quiverful of kids if you can."
    -- Mitt Romney, to recent graduates
  • May 01, 2013

    "We know al-Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other side of the Mexican border. We know that people that are now being trained to come in and act like Hispanic when they are radical Islamists. We know these things are happening."
    -- Rep. Louie Gohmert
  • April 30, 2013

    "If in 1995 you told me that in 2013, we'd have an African American president with a middle name 'Hussein,' who was just reelected to a second term in a sluggish economy, I would have said, 'Oh, he must have run against Mitt Romney.'"

    -- Conan O'Brien, at White House Correspondents Dinner
  • April 28, 2013

    "These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be."
    -- Barack Obama, at the White House Correspondents Dinner
  • April 27, 2013

    "We won't survive another 1,000 years without escaping our fragile planet."
    -- Stephen Hawking
  • April 25, 2013

    "He's by far the most qualified man, but no. We've had enough Bushes."
    -- Barbara Bush, asked about Jeb seeking the presidency
  • April 22, 2013

    "I go into the office in the morning, I sue Barack Obama, and then I go home."
    -- Texas State Attorney General Greg Abbott, describing his job
  • April 21, 2013

    "Who wouldn't use torture on this punk to save more lives?"
    -- NY state Sen. Greg Ball, on Dzhokhar Tsarnaev