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February 11, 2018

"The motto of the Olympics, since 1894, has been 'Faster, Higher, Stronger.' It appears the U.S. Olympic Committee would like to change that to 'Darker, Gayer, Different.' If your goal is to win medals, that won't work."

– Fox News executive editor John Moody, in a column later deleted from the Fox website

February 10, 2018

"Watergate times 1,000...Proves that the entire basis of the Russian investigation was based on lies that were bought and paid for by Hillary Clinton and her campaign... The Mueller investigation is and was a witch hunt from the beginning... [It] must be shut down... The people responsible must go to jail... The special counsel must be disbanded immediately. And, by the way... all charges against Paul Manafort and General Michael Flynn need to be dropped."

– Sean Hannity on Nunes memo

February 09, 2018

"It's not my circus, not my monkeys. I'd like to say not my problem, but I can't say that because, it's bad...It's gonna not be okay, it's not. It's so bad."-- Omarosa Manigault on the White House"Yeah, I believe you. I had an inkling things weren't going to be okay when Trump hired Omarosa to work in the White House."-- Stephen Colbert"

February 08, 2018

"Oh, but did we catch them in the act, or what?... They are very embarrassed. They never thought they were going to get caught. We caught them. Hey, we caught them. It's so much fun. We're like the great sleuth."

– Trump

February 07, 2018

"I fulfilled the calling that God gave me. So the question is: Am I being called to do this now? I don't know."-- former MN congresswoman Michele Bachmann, on running for Al Franken's senate seat"Michele Bachmann: NO.                 -- God" -- billboard that subsequently appeared on rooftop in St. Paul"

February 06, 2018

"They were like death. And un-American. Somebody said 'treasonous.' I mean -- yeah I guess, why not. Can we call that treason? Why not. I mean, they certainly didn't seem to love our country very much."

– Trump on Dems not applauding at his SOTU address

February 05, 2018

"Little Adam Schiff, who is desperate to run for higher office, is one of the biggest liars and leakers in Washington, right up there with [former FBI Director] Comey, [ranking member of Senate Intelligence Committee] Warner, [former CIA Director] Brennan and [former Director of National Intelligence] Clapper!"-- Trump"I wish every American could see what I see. I want you to remember in the days and weeks and months ahead: in the end, actions speak louder than words."-- FBI Director Christopher Wray to agency employees"

February 04, 2018

"Over the past half year, I have had the privilege to serve as an informal advisor to the staff of the Kremlin."

– Carter Page, in an August 2013 letter to an academic press he had submitted a manuscript to

February 03, 2018

"This memo totally vindicates 'Trump' in probe. But the Russian Witch Hunt goes on and on. Their [sic] was no Collusion and there was no Obstruction...This is an American disgrace!"-- Trump"...Special counsel Mueller's investigation must proceed unimpeded... If we continue to undermine our own rule of law, we are doing Putin's work for him."-- Sen. John McCain"In the case of McCarthy, it was a senator, not the president of the United States, who was a demagogic authoritarian."-- Watergate journalist Carl Bernstein"

February 02, 2018

"We can't have someone in the Oval Office who doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'confidential,' or 'classified.'"

– Trump during campaign, on Clinton