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June 15, 2012

"There's class warfare, all right, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war, and we're winning."

– Warren Buffett

June 14, 2012

"[Obama] wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message?"

– Mitt Romney

June 12, 2012

"We're in decline."

– Jeb Bush

June 10, 2012

"Who was it who played 'The Star-Spangled Banner' the Woodstock Festival?"

– Jane Fonda

June 07, 2012

"I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there, and in some ways it was frustrating not to feel like I was there as part of the troops that were fighting in Vietnam."-- Mitt Romney, 2007"It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam, but nor did I take any actions to remove myself from the pool of young men who were eligible for the draft."-- Mitt Romney, who sought and received four draft deferments, 1994"

June 05, 2012

"It makes absolutely no sense. [It] is anything but socialist. It's bailing out for-profit companies."

– Greg Pason, Socialist Party USA national secretary, on Obama's health care overhaul

June 01, 2012

"The most overrated political commentator of all time. Strictly third rate."-- Donald Trump, on George Will, 2012"This guy is totally overrated. A third-rate talent."-- Donald Trump, on Garry Trudeau, 1988"

May 30, 2012

"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Kurt Anderson"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Rosie O'Donnell"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on David Letterman"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Les Moonves"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Karl Rove"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Ari Fleischer"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Sascha Baron Cohen"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Gov. Ed Rendell"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Seth Myers"Third-rate." -- Donald Trump, on Gloria Allred"

May 29, 2012

"A bunch of lying scum."

– Fox News president Roger Ailes on New York Times reporters

May 23, 2012

"Come on, Mitt, think."

– Former Secretary of State Colin Powell, on Romney's assertion that Russia is the U.S.'s number one geopolitical foe