Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • March 20, 2013

    "Do you want to know what the foreign policy of Iraq is to the United States? (Gives the finger.) F*** the United States! That's what it is -- and that's why we're going to get him."
    -- George W. Bush, at a Congressional breakfast, September 2002
  • March 19, 2013

    "F*** Saddam. We're taking him out."
    -- George W. Bush, March 2002, a year before invasion
  • March 18, 2013

    "If they disarm."
    -- Fox's Roger Ailes, on the condition by which he would donate to Muslim charities
  • March 15, 2013

    "When I heard that we were first going to Iraq, some very smart people told me 'We're actually going for the oil,' and I said, 'Alright, I get that. There's nothing else. I get it.' We didn't take the oil...We should take it and pay ourselves back."
    -- Donald Trump
  • March 13, 2013

    "I don't think there is any Bush baggage at all."
    -- Jeb Bush, on running for president
  • March 10, 2013

    "Now that the US is set to light a fuse for a nuclear war, [our] revolutionary armed forces...will exercise the right to a pre-emptive nuclear attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors."
    -- North Korean government statement in response to new UN sanctions
  • March 08, 2013

    "It's classic. Somebody proposes this thing, under the guise that women are being beat to a pulp in this country because of the Republican War on Women. Women are being beat up, they're being mistreated all over the place. So we need a federal law saying you can't do it anymore. So now the Democrats get all of this credit for being compassionate, tolerant, understanding, protective of women."
    -- Rush Limbaugh, on the recent re-authorization of the 1994 Violence Against Women Act
  • March 07, 2013

    "Go run on Dunkin'!"
    -- Connecticut Dunkin' Donuts employee to fleeing roiled robber, after throwing hot coffee in his face
  • March 06, 2013

    "We have no doubt that commander Chavez was attacked with this illness. The old enemies of our fatherland looked for a way to harm his health."
    -- Venezuelan VP Nicolas Maduro
  • March 05, 2013

    "These devastating across-the-board cuts first proposed by the president will affect the lives of so many hard-working Americans."
    -- House Republican Conference Chair Cathy McMorris Rodgers

    "Will the economy be adversely affected by a 2.4 percent reduction in government spending? I think not...This is a quite modest reduction. We ought to be doing a lot more than this."
    -- Senate Minority Leaders Mitch McConnell

    "I don't know whether it's going to hurt the economy or not."
    -- House Speaker John Boehner