Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • February 13, 2013

    "On the third floor, there were two chicks yelling at us and the point man was yelling at them and he said to me, 'Hey, we need to get moving. These bitches are getting truculent.' I remember saying to myself, 'Truculent? Really?'"
    -- the SEAL Team 6 member who killed Osama bin Laden
  • February 12, 2013

    "The Barack Obama gang believes in we the sheeple and actually is attempting to re-implement the tyranny of King George that we escaped from in 1776. And if you want another Concord Bridge, I got some buddies. [Obama] is an evil, dangerous man who hates America and hates freedom. And we need to fix this as soon as possible."
    -- Ted Nugent, official GOP guest at President Obama's State of the Union address tonight
  • February 11, 2013

    "They're a smaller country, and they've got lots of sun. Right? They've got a lot more sun than we do."
    -- Fox News commentator Shibani Joshi, on why Germany's solar power industry is doing better than ours
  • February 07, 2013

    "Without a free Fox, there's not a free America."
    -- Fox News legal analyst Peter Johnson, Jr.
  • February 06, 2013

    "He who lives by the sword dies by the sword."
    -- Ron Paul on the death of SEAL sniper Chris Kyle, killed by a soldier with PTSD whom he was trying to help
  • February 05, 2013

    "Suppose that Donald Trump had been the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan...The color of his hair and the color of an orange orangutan [are] the only two things in nature of the same color...Unless he comes up with proof, I'm willing to offer $5 million to Donald Trump that he can donate to a charity of his choice...Hair Club For Men, the Institute For Incorrigible Douchebaggery..."
    -- Bill Maher, on The Tonight Show

    "I don't think he was joking."
    -- Donald Trump, suing Maher for $5 million after sending him a copy of his birth certificate
  • February 04, 2013

    "#SecKerry will start tweeting from @statedept. Tweets from him will have his initials -JK."
    -- State Department tweet
  • February 02, 2013

    "I hear you loud and clear, Barack Obama. You don't represent the country I grew up with. And your values is not going to save us. We're going to try to take this country back to the Lord. We're going to try to take this country back for conservatism. And we're not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what [we] believe in."
    -- Arkansas State Sen. Jason Rapert
  • January 31, 2013

    "Just passed 200K likes on Facebook...So much for the progressive left's efforts to silence black Conservatives."
    -- Allen West tweet
  • January 30, 2013

    "Decapitating the squirming beast is not really recommended, because, biologists say, the brain of a python remains active for hours even after it is separated from the rest of the body and experiences excruciating pain during that time."
    -- from story on Florida's month-long contest to encourage hunting of the invasive Burmese Python