Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • January 25, 2013

    "Rich people prominently featured and they're generous; they're nice people; they create jobs, for heaven's sake; they're classy; they've got style and we love 'em...That show is wildly popular, which poses a threat to the Left, doesn't it?"
    -- Fox Business host Stuart Varney on Downton Abbey
  • January 24, 2013

    "It's a little fat girl who looks like Jonah Hill and keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like a rape. It's like I don't want to see that."
    -- Howard Stern, on Lena Dunham in Girls

    "It makes me feel bad, and I think she is getting the impression that I somehow think she's just a talentless little fat chick."
    -- Stern's apology
  • January 23, 2013

    "I believe Gun Appreciation Day honors the legacy of Dr. King. I think Martin Luther King, Jr. would agree with me if he were alive today that if African Americans had been given the right to keep and bear arms from day one of the country's founding, perhaps slavery might not have been a chapter in our history."
    -- Gun Appreciation Day founder Larry Ward
  • January 22, 2013

    "You and I are literally surrounded. The gun-grabbers in the Senate are about to launch an all-out-assault on the Second Amendment...Our freedom is under direct assault. From those who want to take your guns...From those who want to be King."
    -- fundraising email from Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell's campaign manager, Jesse Benton
  • January 21, 2013

    "Within minutes of that horrible tragedy in Newtown the president began trying to exploit that tragedy to push a gun control agenda that is designed to appeal to partisans."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz
  • January 18, 2013

    "High on his own power....Has drunk the Kool-Aid."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz, on President Obama
  • January 16, 2013

    "We don't need laws to prevent violence. We just need prayer."
    -- Gov. Rick Perry
  • January 16, 2013

    "Why is [President Obama] skeptical about putting armed security in our schools when his kids are protected by armed guards at their schools?...Just another elitist hypocrite when it comes to a fair share of security."
    -- NRA ad

    "Obama is SO elitist! HE gets to carry nuclear 'football,' but feds ARREST private citizens trying to assemble nuclear device!"
    -- Robert George tweet
  • January 15, 2013

    "Well he did not..."
    -- Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, commenting during oral arguments for the first time in seven years
  • January 14, 2013

    "Everybody's looking at guns -- I look at it and go, 'What is the diet of that guy who went nuts? What toxins was he exposed to? What kind of household cleaners are they using?'"
    -- Suzanne Somers on Sandy Hook