Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
February 13, 2012"We are not auditioning for fearless leader. We don't need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go...We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don't need someone to think it up or design it...Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen..."
– Grover Norquist at CPAC
February 12, 2012"You were definitely a bit shy of the perfection we've come to expect. I hope you're okay!"
– a commenter on the Facebook page of Callista Gingrich's hair
February 10, 2012"Like watching a cruel experiment involving baboons, laughing gas and a forklift."
– Matt Taibbi on GOP race
February 09, 2012"I would screw them out and send the interns out to get me some of those good Edison lightbulbs. And those interns would come back sometimes empty-handed in tears, because they couldn't come up with a regular Edison light-bulb."
– Rep. Steve King on energy-saving bulbs installed by House Office building janitors, who he referred to as then-speaker Nancy Pelosi's "Stasi troops"
February 08, 2012"I was the perfect candidate. America had their chance with the perfect candidate."
– Michele Bachmann
February 06, 2012"If it's an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room. I would give them a shot of estrogen."
– Ron Paul, to CNN
February 06, 2012"Once they have a nuclear weapon, let me assure you, you will not be safe, even here in Missouri."
– Rick Santorum on Iran
February 03, 2012"He's going to lose. He doesn't resonate, you know?"
– Donald Trump on Mitt Romney, last April"It's my honor, real honor, to endorse Mitt Romney."
– Donald Trump, yesterday
February 02, 2012"I'm concerned about the poor in this country. We have to make sure the safety net is strong..."
– Mitt Romney, several weeks ago"I'm not concerned with the very poor. We have a safety net there..."
– Mitt Romney, yesterday
January 30, 2012"I actually think the right independent could win... It's not something I want to do... But if I don't see a person that, number one, is going to win -- that's tantamount -- I would certainly think about doing it after the show ends... I hope I don't have to. But I may -- absolutely. The number one thing for me is this country. Our country is in a lot of trouble. So I may. I hope I don't have to."
– Donald Trump, putting the country on notice